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Universal Championship:
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns

Kurt Angle/Ronda Rousey vs. HHH/Stephanie McMahon

WWE Championship:
AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

Daniel Bryan/Shane McMahon vs. Sami Zayn/Kevin Owens

Smackdown Women's Championship:
Asuka vs. Charlotte (c)

John Cena (c) vs. The Take

Intercontinental Championship:
The Miz (c) vs. Seth Rollings vs. Finn Balor

RAW Women's Championship:
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax

Smackdown Tag Team Championship:
The Usos (c) vs. The New Day vs. The Bludgeon Bros.

RAW Tag Team Championship:
The BAR (c) vs. Braun Strowman/???

United States Championship:
Randy Orton (c) vs. Bobby Roode vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Rusev

Preshow:
Andre Battle Royal

Women's Battle Royal

Finals of 205 Live tournament for the Cruiserweight Championship:
Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali

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04-08-2018 , 03:56 PM

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TLF preshow
**** I hope this is recorded. I had no idea it was going on. JP going off on Take now. So good.

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04-08-2018 , 04:52 PM

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I sure wish I could feel any hype at all for Styles-Nakamura. It's a sad state of affairs when "the WWE Title is on the line" isn't enough reason to provide me to care who wins.

That said, the only stuff on the main card that I have zero interest in are the US Title match and presumably Cena vs. Taker.

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04-08-2018 , 04:56 PM

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What does NOLA stand for? Sorry if i'm missing something obvious.

Also I'm in for all 7 hours if i can stay awake but i'm not sure why as i am not excited for this show in the slightest. (it appears I'm not alone as the pre-show is about to start and there's been 3 posts, lol)

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04-08-2018 , 04:58 PM

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NOLA is New Orleans, LA

Question for people: Will HHH go ****ing over?

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04-08-2018 , 04:58 PM

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It's gonna be a long night, has to be better than last year though.

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04-08-2018 , 05:00 PM

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NOLA is New Orleans, LA

Question for people: Will HHH go ****ing over?

Thanks.

I'd estimate there's around a 99.9% chance that Ronda pins Steph. I'm just rooting for Steph to wear a similar outfit to Summerslam '14.

Edit - actually she'll probably make her tap rather than pin her

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04-08-2018 , 05:01 PM

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Steph taps surely?

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04-08-2018 , 05:03 PM

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Steph taps for sure. Big Dave floated the idea of having HHH tap so that they can do Steph/Ronda at SummerSlam. That would be hilarious.

How about some predictions for Take/Cena?

I don't want either to win but I suppose it makes more sense for Cena to go over?

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If everyone says that a match is going to "steal the show," is it actually possible for it to steal the show?

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04-08-2018 , 05:05 PM

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For some reason I am in on this. The E can thank their decision to add Saturday Night to the network for my viewership tonight

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Taker doesn't show up. Crowd is pitching a fit. CM Punk's music hits.

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04-08-2018 , 05:07 PM

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lol I'm def rooting for HHH to go over just for the lols. I was looking through profightdb earlier and noticed that he went over Jinder on the Indian tour that they had been pushing Jinder to the moon for, got a good laugh out of that.

I'm just trying to pretend that this Cena/Taker thing isn't happening

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04-08-2018 , 05:07 PM

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Take never shows, Wyatt returns from some rebirthing ceremony as the new Undertaker?

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04-08-2018 , 05:09 PM

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Wait, they are claiming a powerbomb can cause diverticulitis now?

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Take never shows, Wyatt returns from some rebirthing ceremony as the new Undertaker?

I've mentioned this before and I wouldn't object to it tbh. He's a bit less embarrassing and it'd be different.

Jack made a good point on TLF that Leslie Neilson should've been looking for Take all these weeks. Worked at SS 94

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I'd be all for Nielsen pulling a Weekend at Bernies

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Wait, they are claiming a powerbomb can cause diverticulitis now?

He calls it "the tractor story."

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04-08-2018 , 05:11 PM

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I hope they make Cena watch from the crowd right from the start, Taker gets delayed, Mania runs 8 hours and Taker doesn't get there until the show is finished

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04-08-2018 , 05:12 PM

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He calls it "the tractor story."

Wait, that's what he calls the powerbomb into a parallel surface?

That's the stupidest ****ing thing I've ever heard.

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04-08-2018 , 05:13 PM

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I was making a convoluted Seinfeld reference to the girl who got gonorrhea from a tractor.

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04-08-2018 , 05:13 PM

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I hope they make Cena watch from the crowd right from the start, Taker gets delayed, Mania runs 8 hours and Taker doesn't get there until the show is finished

Half way there.

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