kinda surprised there isn't a thread yet, but whatever

the venue:



the card:



Divas Battle Royal

the first of 2 "EVERYONE GETS A PAYCHECK!" matches. this will suck because it always does

Predicted Winner: CM Punk Chants



The Andrew the Forgotten Memorial Battle Royal Match

the second of 2 "EVERYONE GETS A PAYCHECK!" matches. this will suck because it always does and everyone people actually care about is on the main card. nonetheless, may as well use this correctly this time as an opportunity to give a push and having wyatt dominate this match would be a pretty good option

Predicted Winner: Bray Wyatt



The Miz vs Damien Mizdow

man sandow is ****ing incredible. he's been saddled with the ****tiest gimmicks, inexplicable de-pushes and yet every time he's given an inch he takes that **** a ****ing mile. i never would have imagined this match not only being on a wrestlemania card but me actually giving a **** about it but between miz doing his best heel work since his wwe title run and mizdow being just awesome, here we are, and here i am really looking forward to what should be a pretty fun blowoff. no idea where mizdow branches off from here but i have every confidence it'll be solid

Predicted Winner: Mizdow



United States Championship: Rusev (c) vs Roman Reigns

reigns has been pretty damn over since the shield and the wwe has been slowly building him up, which makes sense cuz this guy is almost certainly a main eventer down the road. giving him the US title in the same manner as cena back in wrestlemania 20 is the logical next step towards elevating him to the top. i don't expect much for the match and it sucks to take the belt off rusev who's been such a great and dominant heel thus far but roman needs to take the next step

Predicted Winner: Roman Reigns



Golddust vs Stardust

again, a feud i never would have guessed i would have given a **** about. i thought stardust was just an idiotic gimmick and have always hated golddust, but man, stardust since he turned heel has been outstanding and golddust somehow has turned in his best work ever. maybe not being comic relief goes a long way, idk. i expect a really good match here as a walkoff for golddust but ultimately stardust wins

Predicted Winner: Stardust



Dean Ambrose v Seth Rollins, Hell in a Cell

since the breakup of the shield this has been BY FAR the best feud in the company. it's carried ppvs and will very likely be the match of the night. it needs a proper blowoff and there's no gimmick more suited for it than HIAC. let there be blood and absurd spots

Predicted Winner: Dean Ambrose



John Cena vs Triple H, Last Man Standing

cena vs the authority is getting pretty tiring but whatever. triple h matches these days usually deliver when they do happen and this could be a good way to bridge the next authority vs feud. maybe randy orton or reigns joins up with cena. idk. anyway, should be a good match, would suck so much if cena wins but i'm gonna guess he doesn't

Predicted Winner: Triple H



Sting vs Undertaker

sure, this match would have been a whole lot cooler if it happened 4 years ago or whenever it was when sting was first SERIOUSLY rumored to be coming to the wwe (when they ran those johnny cash vignettes that might have been for sting) but better late than never. i'm not expecting **** out of this match but there's something to be said for the nostalgia of it all! the streak's already over so sting winning wouldn't be as absurdly wasteful as it would have been otherwise so no harm in sting going over here

Predicted Winner: Sting



WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs Daniel Bryan

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Predicted Winner: Daniel Bryan

this should be one epic ****ing ppv iyam

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Wow, this is actually going to make me order the Netw...wait, what?

If this had been the card we probably would have already had a thread.

Gentlemen I will have to check my sources but I have a sneaking suspicion this is not the real Wrestlemania 31 card.

*card subject to change

Well played, SRM.

He's calling his people!

When I saw the thread and the person who created the thread, I immediately thought "oh, IRM is baked again" and then I read it and it makes sense.

Card isn't that bad, dunno what all the fuss is about. Bork/Bryan should be awesome.

Seriously though I re-subscribed to the network for the rumble and haven't cancelled yet so I guess I'll watch but meh.

A+.

Blah.

omgomgomg

Personally, I found Bryan winning the Rumble pretty 'meh'. The whole 'underdog overcoming the odds' shtick is pretty tiresome by now. It's too formulaic and predictable. Typical Vince, taking a good thing (the Yes movement) and ramming it down our throats to the point of turning it heel. If Bryan goes over Lesnar, I know I won't be alone in cancelling my network subscription.

Sting and Taker would've been a money match 10 years ago, but now it's just sad. Two out-of-shape old guys in makeup and spandex working a match. It's an unedifying spectacle. Surely if they are to be used at all, it should be to put over younger talent who can actually 'go'.

Did you mean reigns instead of bryan?

Anyway, I wish the rumble and wrestlemania would be de-linked which would allow them to have surprising rumble winners (who could still get a title shot but not at wm the biggest event of the year)

might be a spoiler i dunno. is a comment on the main event. dont click if you are one of those ppl who bitches about everything/anything

Can't tell what level people itt are on.

Taking one for the team.

Lmao

If anybody has a link (besides the Network) to the HoF ceremony, it would be appreciated.

haha sick OP

Suprised there wasnt a "You still got it" chant when Rikishi started dancing.

Would also appreciate said link

pm'ed. only took a minute or two on google to find.

Think Larry's been hanging out with Mr T asking for speech tips.