I seriously didn't try to suck this bad. I still like my answers, I didn't intentionally try to ace anything. There are quite a few I could have had top answer but switched for whatever reason, but it wasn't an attempt to be different.
Just realized I crushed last place. I challenge anyone (ok that's a bit strong) to tell me my answers aren't pretty damn good lol. However, I know the point it is get the answer the majority gets but I stand by my answers, lol.
Thanks for running it LKJ, I'm going to decide to be proud that I crushed last place.
I didn't really think through what my answers would be before I started seeing answers, but Giant Gonzalez did strike me as the best answer. That foam muscle suit was just the most absurd thing ever.