Overseas and can't do write ups but here's the notes I have on my phone. Great draft everyone.
# Everything David Flair did in WCW #
# Hermie Sadler and Brian Christopher are faces in TNA by being racist to R-Truth #
- TNA first episode ever, taped in Alabama, Hermie Sadler comes out to massive pops, Ron Killings then comes out to massive heat(remember it's the first ep, there's no backstory, only reason he is getting heat is because he's black). Hermie and Ron go back and forth with racial digs, Hermie says no one can take Ron seriously because of how he's dressed, this brings out Brian Christopher who is dressed like a black guy but gets a pop because he's not actually a black guy. Christopher continues the racism. Segment ends with Sadler and Brian Christopher saying "my people is going to kick your people's ass"
# JR colonoscopy #
- JR needs a colonoscopy in real life, Vince turns it into a "comedy" segment for no reason at all.
# Katie Lea and Paul Burchil incest #
- Katie really loves her big brother
# Vince/Trish/Linda #
- Vince drugs his wife for about 2 months straight.
# Eve/Cena/Ryder #
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http://i.imgur.com/FldBK7G.png
# Test/Steiner/Stacy #
- Test is Stacy's abusive boyfriend, Steiner sticks up for her at first and then turns on her and they become an abusive team. They also farted on her.
# Vince mocking JR to Hornswoggle #
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http://i.imgur.com/YSTrR51.jpg
# Hassan/Undertaker #
- The terrorism thing.
# Snitsky loves feet #
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