"It's still real to me!!!"--The Wrestling Forum's Kayfabe Thread - Page 7

What do u guys think of CM Punk? I hated him when he made fun of Jeff Hardy but now I am really starting to like him. He needs to get in the gym tho. Pipebomb!

I really like CM Punk because he's the voice of the voiceless and he clearly is best friends with John Cena. I know they've had their problems in the past, but that was before Punk realized that Cena was also deserving of the WWE Title.

Also, he's standing up to the tyrant John Lauranitis (who is a dickbag, btw). I was so happy when Punk GTS'd him. John didn't even fight it, because he knows that it's impossible to reverse or get out of.

I hope Johnny gets what is coming to him, and that's his "teeth kicked down his throat".

Quote

01-26-2012 , 02:13 PM

#152

12ressiMorP

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,285

I hate the way John laurinitis texts.

Quote

01-26-2012 , 02:21 PM

#153

LordCC

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 621

Quote:

Originally Posted by rorrrr

it must have to do with him being bald. Maybe his skull is really thick on the top of his head, so hair cant grow on it and taking a tombstone (owww!) doesnt hurt as much!

The more I think about it, the more I am starting to believe this is true. I bet that is where the writers got the idea for the bad guy in Hogan's breakout movie "Mr Nanny".

Spoiler:

Quote

01-26-2012 , 06:57 PM

#154

DWetzel

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 42,349

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12ressiMorP

I hate the way John laurinitis texts.

Well, it's not his fault. He was trying to be anonymous all that time, but my guess is when he got a new phone he lost the password to the computer that Michael Cole read from, so he just had to do things more directly.

Quote

01-26-2012 , 07:01 PM

#155

[Phill]

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 52,717

Ive been really worried recently about what Jericho said. If the world as we know it is going to end this sunday, does that mean the apocalypse is going to happen? If so i probably wont buy the PPV and will instead spend the time saying good bye to loved ones and hoping that whatever happens after the armageddon is a positive thing.

Quote

01-26-2012 , 07:06 PM

#156

Bigdaddydvo

King of the Politics Forum

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 21,304

Quote:

Originally Posted by [Phill]

I'd relax. It could very well be a metaphor. Think the REM song.

Quote

01-26-2012 , 07:19 PM

#157

silviodante1

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,041

Predictions of the apocalypse have been going on for ages but mostly from people with religious backrounds, so their groups consisted of approx ~100 people.
Jericho is trying to gather a following of >1 mil people, that is kinda scary.

Quote

01-26-2012 , 07:23 PM

#158

[Phill]

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 52,717

The last thing i remember him predicting was the millennium and that happened, but i think he was out by a few months so hopefully his timing is off on this prediction too.

Quote

01-26-2012 , 07:30 PM

#159

silviodante1

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,041

Well at least it's not one of Mr.Mcmahons GUARANDAMTEES or I would def be seeking shelter during the rumble.

Quote

01-26-2012 , 08:38 PM

#160

ajohnson16

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 3,466

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigdaddydvo

I think the explanation for the seemingly inexplicable ability for Hogan to dust off that Tombstone is the following: It didn't connect with full impact. I'm not in any way doubting the awesome power of Hulkamania, but I don't see any chance Hogan pops up the way he did unless The Undertaker messed up the move somehow. In normal cases a Tombstone is an auto-knockout, Rest In Piece. Maybe since this match was early in his career, UT hadn't quite perfected his finisher yet. In other words, The Hulkster got extremely lucky here (in my humble estimation).

Honestly I more attribute it to the fact that the Undertaker, while young, not only hadn't perfected the move but look at how small he is. He's tall and lanky. Whereas if he had built up his physique to the level of say, Goldberg, he could end careers with mule kicks.

Quote

01-26-2012 , 10:20 PM

#161

Sir S A Lot

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,827

I just wanted to say that with the Royal Rumble on Sunday you HAVE to give the RAW roster an edge, they will be on 5 days rest as opposed to those SD guys who will only have Saturday to heal but you also have to take into consideration that Saturday is a travel day. Idk if this was a site where gambling was the norm, I would put money on a RAW playa

Quote

01-26-2012 , 10:33 PM

#162

Loce

adept

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 930

Especially as SD's biggest guys are in the Main Event! You are right, it must be a RAW superstar winning it.

Quote

01-26-2012 , 11:37 PM

#163

silviodante1

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,041

Your logic is flawed Diesel was in the Royal Rumble last year coming off a 16 year rest and he looked and wrestled exactly the same as he did when he eliminated 7 opponents in 1994.

Quote

01-27-2012 , 07:06 AM

#164

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir S A Lot

yeah but i doubt you will see most of the smart smackdown wrestlers actually go out there on friday night.

if jtg (my pick) shows his face before the rumble i will be shocked.

Quote

01-27-2012 , 10:05 AM

#165

Wallypop

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 5,189

I haven't seen JTG since he got crushed by the Funk It. I don't think he's going to be in any condition to enter the Rumble on Sunday.

Quote

01-27-2012 , 12:01 PM

#166

LordCC

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 621

I hope somebody called his momma.

Quote

01-27-2012 , 07:06 PM

#167

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wallypop

I haven't seen JTG since he got crushed by the Funk It. I don't think he's going to be in any condition to enter the Rumble on Sunday.

lol

he is a professional athlete. sure brodus knocked him around a bit, but he would have recovered a day after that match happened. im also not convinced he was putting himself in to that match 100% anyway. why would he? winners purse for a midcard match << staying fresh for royal rumble victory.

Quote

01-27-2012 , 08:31 PM

#168

amplify

Eternal Unknowable Mesmerizing

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 78,255

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wallypop

I haven't seen JTG since he got crushed by the Funk It. I don't think he's going to be in any condition to enter the Rumble on Sunday.

Quote

01-28-2012 , 12:08 AM

#169

DWetzel

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 42,349

I sure hope Teddy Long doesn't overreact and fire Drew McIntyre. Yes, he's in a terrible slump, but he's a former Intercontinental Champion. Maybe if they sent him down to NXT for a few weeks to work on his game, sure, but firing the guy? He's got a family to feed, at least let him get some of the smaller winner's purses in the minors.

Quote

01-28-2012 , 12:16 AM

#170

EMc

EVP of Threads and GM

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,479

Something thats been bugging me:

Remember the Ultimate Warrior, he used to run to the ring and shake hte ropes and go crazy; he would use all his energy before the match

People like the Undertaker are much better off when they walk slowly to the ring or get driven by a hearse

(Editors note: I remember having this exact conversation with my cousin during summerslam 1992)

Quote

01-28-2012 , 03:30 AM

#171

anguyen92

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by EMc

Something thats been bugging me:

Remember the Ultimate Warrior, he used to run to the ring and shake hte ropes and go crazy; he would use all his energy before the match

People like the Undertaker are much better off when they walk slowly to the ring or get driven by a hearse

(Editors note: I remember having this exact conversation with my cousin during summerslam 1992)

Ahhhh, no wonder, it takes long for Taker to walk into the ring. I mean everyone else is rushing, especially Cena, into the ring. By that time, they will look sluggish and that's when everyone, except Cena, he's got good conditioning and endurance like that, loses their match, but with Taker, he seems to develop a good pattern in his years to win big-time matches.

Last edited by anguyen92; 01-28-2012 at 03:35 AM.

Quote

01-28-2012 , 03:58 AM

#172

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

wow just had another random thought about jtg. has anyone ever actually seen him walk to the ring?

is it possible he has invented some sort of teleportation device to always be in the ring and fresh when his opponent starts coming down the ramp?

Quote

01-28-2012 , 06:12 AM

#173

ItIsAllGood

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 254

i miss the sickening thud of chair meeting skull

Quote

01-28-2012 , 07:44 AM

#174

Loce

adept

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 930

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

Maybe he shares a room with Hornswaggle?

Quote

01-28-2012 , 07:46 AM

#175

silviodante1

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,041

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

If there is such a thing it's definitely not helping the superstar using it, JTG and Kurt Hawkins have both lost to Brodus Clay who uses half his energy walking and dancing prior to his match.
But like it has been discussed earlier, Warrior could do his entrance because he has super human powers and Brodus Clay is a funkasauras.

Quote

Page 7 of 12

First

2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

Last

Post Reply Subscribe

...

Page 7 of 12

First

2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

Last