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01-24-2012 , 01:44 PM

#101

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Anybody else feel like they are having a conversation with a five year old when reading posts in this thread?

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01-24-2012 , 02:05 PM

#102

Wallypop

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Stop breaking kayfabe.

I don't think Cena is going to be able to Rise Above Hate this time, guys. Kane's path of destruction is going to lead right through Cena. Kane is going to tear through the WWE like yesterday's jam, destroying everything in his path. If Cena can't stop him at the Rumble, no one can.

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01-24-2012 , 02:26 PM

#103

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If Cena can't stop Kane, it'll be up to HHH to save the WWE. He'll teacher Kane a lesson just like he did the Undertaker at Wrestlemania.

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01-24-2012 , 02:53 PM

#104

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I hope Alberto Del Stinko isn't healed up in time for the Rumble, that would really grind my gears.

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01-24-2012 , 03:24 PM

#105

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How does that Nerd Daniel Bryan get a girl like AJ anyway? No woman would ever want him

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01-24-2012 , 03:26 PM

#106

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AJ isn't even hot. Her boobs are small, and she's asian. No one likes asians.

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01-24-2012 , 03:33 PM

#107

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The title really changed Bryan. He's so cold now, you can see it in his eyes. Like he reminds me of Jack Nicholsons character from The Shining. I might be going out on a limb here, but I think AJ is in a abusive relationship. It makes me sad just thinking about it, I don't know what to do. And her friends isn't warning her or doing anything! Some friends she got. Does anyone know where she lives so I can warm her or something?

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01-24-2012 , 03:52 PM

#108

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Was 'warm her' intentional?

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01-24-2012 , 03:53 PM

#109

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How does that Nerd Daniel Bryan get a girl like AJ anyway? No woman would ever want him

She is a nerd and thus not hot. Plus she banged Hornswoggle for a while so she clearly likes short people, lawl.

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01-24-2012 , 03:58 PM

#110

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omg zach ryder has a broken back! how is he ever gonna wrestle again?

Ric Flair came back from a broken back to win 16 world titles, I'm praying that Zach gets the very best medical treatment because with his never say die attitide I think he has the potential to be at least as good as the Nature Boy.

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01-24-2012 , 04:10 PM

#111

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Ric Flair came back from a broken back to win 16 world titles...

Yeah but that was just an airplane crash, Ryder was chokeslammed into hell by the devil's favorite demon. This is probably incurable by western medicine and may require an exorcism.

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01-24-2012 , 04:27 PM

#112

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I just wanna say how much heart and courage hornswoggle has, constantly wresting against people like, 10 times his size

And thank God for Santa giving him the gift of talking. I felt bad for him never being able to talk even though he clearly wanted to

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01-24-2012 , 04:31 PM

#113

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On the plus side he has won a lot of those matches which has earned him enough money to move from under the ring and into his own place. After the way Kane set the ring on fire a few weeks back I think it's safe to say that the opportunities Hornswoggle has been given literally saved his life.

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01-24-2012 , 04:49 PM

#114

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I think Hornswoggle is going to get pretty fed up with being picked on. Do you guys think there is a chance Cena goes after him? I mean, after all, if he didn't move out of his home under the ring then Kane couldn't have tunneled up from hell through there. That would be trespassing.

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01-24-2012 , 04:54 PM

#115

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I wonder if the door to hell is accessable from under the squared circle? Its a pretty area under there.

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01-24-2012 , 05:07 PM

#116

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I know I'm not really going out on a limb, but I'm picking Hornswoggle to win the RR this year. He's been on an amazing winning streak and now that he can talk he'll be able to get in his opponents heads.

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01-24-2012 , 05:27 PM

#117

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An important part of the Royal Rumble is being able to get your hips lower than your opponent so that you can lift their weight over the top rope, Hornswoggle definitely has a natural advantage in that regard and his father is a former Rumble winner so I agree that he could be destined for greatness this year.

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01-24-2012 , 05:53 PM

#118

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You forget that Hornswoggle's actual father was Finlay, he faked the results of it being Mr McMahon so Hornswoggle could have the best chance in life.

And yeah, i assume Hell is found via a door in the midget court which we know is under the ring from the time Chavo was taken there to stand trial for his crimes against Hornswoggle if i remember correctly.

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01-24-2012 , 06:03 PM

#119

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Ya know, I was thinking of the best finishers. That 619 really is a strong move. A twirly kick to the dome piece and then that splash....man Im glad im not on the receiving end of that.

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01-24-2012 , 06:08 PM

#120

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The most innovative finisher is definitely Big Show's WMD. Its amazing that he was the first person to think of hitting people really hard in the face with his fist, but he has really made that move his own which is why i call him the current World Heavyweight Champion because I agree with Cole and Cena that briefcase matches dont count.

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01-24-2012 , 07:06 PM

#121

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The worst finisher would have to be the piledriver, that's why it is banned!!

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01-24-2012 , 07:25 PM

#122

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I used to hate the spear, it was dumb. Then when Edge beat guys like Aberto del Pee'oh and Dolph Zitler a lot with it so that was great. But Edge had to retire and now Christian uses the move a lot so i dont like it anymore

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01-24-2012 , 08:19 PM

#123

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Originally Posted by silviodante1

Anybody else feel like they are having a conversation with a five year old when reading posts in this thread?

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01-24-2012 , 08:25 PM

#124

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I miss the bra n panty matches!!
Candice Michelle going topless was the high light of my early teens

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01-24-2012 , 08:36 PM

#125

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Ya know, I was thinking of the best finishers. That 619 really is a strong move. A twirly kick to the dome piece and then that splash....man Im glad im not on the receiving end of that.

What's really ingenious is how Rey can successfully trick his opponents into resting on the center of the middle rope virtually every match. His in-ring psychology is akin to Lucy getting Charlie Brown to try to kick the football every time while always pulling it away at the last second.

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