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01-23-2012 , 12:28 AM
Aye, that's a good point about Nash.

It really sucks that that jackwagon John Lauranitis fired John Morrisson. He was one of the most exciting superstars in the ring and when he was talking.
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01-23-2012 , 12:34 AM
I'm afraid for CM Punk at the Royal Rumble. How can he overcome Dolph Ziggler, Vickie, AND John? I don't see how he can do it. It's 3 on 1.
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01-23-2012 , 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by JimHalpert
I'm afraid for CM Punk at the Royal Rumble. How can he overcome Dolph Ziggler, Vickie, AND John? I don't see how he can do it. It's 3 on 1.
I don't get why everyone likes CM Punk so much. I agree with HHH, he's just a skinny fatass. He would lose the title if he fought a real wrestler like Mason Ryan or Big Show.
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01-23-2012 , 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Dylan
I don't get why everyone likes CM Punk so much. I agree with HHH, he's just a skinny fatass. He would lose the title if he fought a real wrestler like Mason Ryan or Big Show.
Its pretty simple man. All he has to do in those spots is just dodge whatever they are trying to give to him, and aim for the legs to bring them down to size.
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01-23-2012 , 01:09 AM
CM Punk is the Best in the World you guys. He's been pushed to the edge by that unfair and boring Raw GM. I mean, Ziggler can't even beat Ryder. How is he supposed to beat CM Punk?

Anyway, why won't the give Cena a title shot? Surely after saving Ryder from Kane he deserves one.
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01-23-2012 , 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Wallypop
CM Punk is the Best in the World you guys. He's been pushed to the edge by that unfair and boring Raw GM. I mean, Ziggler can't even beat Ryder. How is he supposed to beat CM Punk?

Anyway, why won't the give Cena a title shot? Surely after saving Ryder from Kane he deserves one.
Clearly he deserves one, but it's kind of like voting for someone other than Michael Jordan for MVP. Everyone knew Jordan was the best player, but they just couldn't handle how perfect he was, so out of jealousy they decided to give it to someone else.

Can you imagine Cena WITH A MANAGER? Not even a corrupt GM could slow him down then; he'd probably even be able to take two or three of the titles from HHH.
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01-23-2012 , 02:25 AM
what the **** is this thread
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01-23-2012 , 04:23 AM
Please can we not waste space in this thread talking about daniel bryan?

the guy is a nerd! a fluke! a hypocrite!

he said he wasnt going to cash in til wrestlemania and then he did early! he is a disgrace to wrestling
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01-23-2012 , 05:51 AM
Daniel Bryan kept losing all the time before that cheap title cash in. Defiles the legacy of winners who held the belt such as Batista and the Great Khali. Now those guys could wrestle!

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01-23-2012 , 09:37 AM
You know who I think might overcome all of their mental issues and really make a splash this year? Kane. This is a guy who has been the favorite in every Royal Rumble for the last 10 years, but he makes amateur mistakes. I think he's over it this year. He'll bring Cena to the dark side and stay away from the amateur mistakes that have kept him from holding the title for the last ten years straight.
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01-23-2012 , 09:50 AM
Nah, Kane is going to be too focused on making Cena embrace the hate that Hornswoggle is probably going to eliminate him. You know, Hornswoggle might have a good shot this year. With guys like Sheamus (who he's beaten) and Justin Gabriel (who is a warewolf) looking out for him, I don't think there is any way he can concievably lose.

Cody Rhodes is a jerk, though. He had zero right to ask Hornswoggle for a match without putting the title on the line. Hornswoggle is the current Light-Heavyweight Champion, so you know it would have been a good bout is Cody didn't attack Swogs before he got in the ring.
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01-23-2012 , 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by JimHalpert
I'm afraid for CM Punk at the Royal Rumble. How can he overcome Dolph Ziggler, Vickie, AND John? I don't see how he can do it. It's 3 on 1.
Dont forget Vickie got banned from ringside, but only because the ref botched the call against US Champion Jack Swagger.

But you are right that if Ziggler and John Laurenitus work together, CM Punk probably only has about 33% chance of winning.

Speaking of Jack Swagger, i hope he isnt hurt to bad when Cena taught him a lesson about respect last week. Hopefully he has to face Ryder this week and they are both injured so it will be fair to both of them.
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01-23-2012 , 10:32 AM
Any update on Orton?, I feel this injury might have ended his career.
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01-23-2012 , 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by [Phill]
Speaking of Jack Swagger, i hope he isnt hurt to bad when Cena taught him a lesson about respect last week. Hopefully he has to face Ryder this week and they are both injured so it will be fair to both of them.
As much as I don't like Mr. Lauranitis, I don't think he had much of a choice but to let that decision stand in that match. I feel bad for Ryder, but he should have got UPS to rush the delivery of his doctor's note rather than use their 5 day ground service, which clearly doesn't move product on weekends. I feel really bad for both Ryder and Mr. Lauranitis for having been put in that awkward position.

Does anyone else feel like we're losing Cena? I mean, he didn't even throw his hat in to the crowd to his adoring fans last week. He then attacked Jack Swagger and was going to crush his skull. To me, that just doesn't seem like something that _______'s Favourite Son would do. I'm scared, you guys. I really think Kane is getting in his head.
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01-23-2012 , 11:24 AM
What do you guys think of Kurt Angles chance to win another gold medal in the olympics? He's been losing too many matches in Tna lately I think.
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01-23-2012 , 11:43 AM
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What do you guys think of Kurt Angles chance to win another gold medal in the olympics? He's been losing too many matches in Tna lately I think.
He's got a great shot, Olympics is a different skill set then the beasts he's facing in TNA. But since he turned pro, can he go back to the olympics?

Brodus Clay-future WWE Champion? He is undefeated, but I'm worried he is too focused on dancing when he should be in the gym working on him suplexes.
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01-23-2012 , 11:50 AM
What is a sheeee-plex anyway? He's confusing me a bit, and I'm a little disgusted by his side boobs, but I'm glad he took out the British ****wit Regal.

William Regal is just a yes-man and always has been. I was glad to see him on TV, though, but only because I knew he was going to get his ass kicked. When was the last time he won a match? He should just retire already. He's the worst.
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01-23-2012 , 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by JimHalpert
I'm afraid for CM Punk at the Royal Rumble. How can he overcome Dolph Ziggler, Vickie, AND John? I don't see how he can do it. It's 3 on 1.
He doesn't seem scared though, does he? That's what I really like about CM Punk: ever since he started being cool like six months ago, he never backs down or shows any weakness at all.
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01-23-2012 , 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
He doesn't seem scared though, does he? That's what I really like about CM Punk: ever since he started being cool like six months ago, he never backs down or shows any weakness at all.
Well he showed a little weakness at Night of Champions when he lost to HHH, but to be fair no one can beat HHH. I mean he basically ended the Undertaker's streak.
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01-23-2012 , 12:47 PM
basically
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01-23-2012 , 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkasaurus
What do you guys think of Kurt Angles chance to win another gold medal in the olympics? He's been losing too many matches in Tna lately I think.
True, but Kurt is a professional fighting against other professionals. The Olympics is just amateurs who are younger and thus less experienced and they also have day jobs so they dont have as much time to train as Kurt.

I think at the end of the day the amateurs just dont have what it takes to avoid the Angle Slam or the Ankle Lock, plus Kurt has the advantage in that the Olympics is in Britain so the crowd is guaranteed to chant USA USA to keep his morale up.
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01-23-2012 , 01:21 PM
Why does everyone keep blaming the Cena attacks on Kane? Kane is a bald guy with no mask, Imposter Kane has clearly returned after a few years whilst the real one is out injured. I hope the real Kane comes back at Royal Rumble and gets rid of the imposter by dragging him down to hell.
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01-23-2012 , 01:32 PM
How awesome would it be if we got an imposter Hornswoggle this year at Wrestlemania! Id lol so much as a dwarf vs dwarf match, it would be the best, probably the second best match behind Cena vs Rock.
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01-23-2012 , 01:40 PM
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How awesome would it be if we got an imposter Hornswoggle this year at Wrestlemania! Id lol so much as a dwarf vs dwarf match, it would be the best, probably the second best match behind Cena vs Rock.
I think you'll find the correct term is 'midgets'. Dwarves are make believe creatures who lived with Snow White.

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01-23-2012 , 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by [Phill]
How awesome would it be if we got an imposter Hornswoggle this year at Wrestlemania! Id lol so much as a dwarf vs dwarf match, it would be the best, probably the second best match behind Cena vs Rock.
You bite your tongue the best part of any wrestling show is obviously the DIVAS matches. These girls are HOT and who doesn't love to see them up close and in some serious action? I hope they do another girls battle royal those are great because we get to see like TWENTY hot girls all at once. I hate when they do just one on one matches at Wrestlemania with the girls, it's dumb. Nobody wants to see Beth vs Natayla I want to see Kelly Kelly, the Bellas and Eve tag in mud or something!! How HOT would that be?
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