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12-09-2011 , 02:00 PM
hogan cena 60 minute ironman match with nothing but 1 counts after FUs and legdrops ending in a 0-0 draw would be pretty epic
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12-09-2011 , 02:25 PM
Yeah you totally have to settle on just one, Dylan (though obviously Wesr will have to rule on that). But anyway, neither one is who Wesr wanted, so I'll post his pick now.



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I'll let him do his own writing up, but I love that oversell clip. Gaga is on the clock.
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12-09-2011 , 02:30 PM
Just a suggestion, but is it really necessary to use UNDRAFTED instead of names in this case?

I feel like the whole point of doing drafts is to spark conversation. personally I've started reading the wrestling stuff on here to help get into the current product and learn about the history. And that Hogan write-up would've been pretty interesting for me to read if I had any idea what was going on.

It's not like anyone ever agrees who wins anyway, and it's forgotten right after it's over (more likely before it's over). It seems unlikely that someone is going to mention a name that alters the picks of others. And if it does......who the hell cares?

Just a thought.
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12-09-2011 , 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Oak Bull
Just a suggestion, but is it really necessary to use UNDRAFTED instead of names in this case?

I feel like the whole point of doing drafts is to spark conversation. personally I've started reading the wrestling stuff on here to help get into the current product and learn about the history. And that Hogan write-up would've been pretty interesting for me to read if I had any idea what was going on.

It's not like anyone ever agrees who wins anyway, and it's forgotten right after it's over (more likely before it's over). It seems unlikely that someone is going to mention a name that alters the picks of others. And if it does......who the hell cares?

Just a thought.
For the most part I agree with you. Saying someone like Stone Cold or CM Punk shouldn't be a big deal because the only way they are going to get pick is by someone just joking around. However if someone was to have said the Yeti or Giant Gonzales before they got picked that wouldn't have been cool.
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12-09-2011 , 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dylan


For the most part I agree with you. Saying someone like Stone Cold or CM Punk shouldn't be a big deal because the only way they are going to get pick is by someone just joking around. However if someone was to have said the Yeti or Giant Gonzales before they got picked that wouldn't have been cool.
The only problem you guys would run in to is with talent who can go either way. For example: I'm never taking HHH in a WOAT draft even with all the aids he has caused, but I'm definitely drafting him somewhere in a GOAT draft. For some people though, I can see how it would be the complete opposite. Also, if someone wanted to take Stone Cold with his ****ty Ringmaster gimmick, it could suit. It's a touchy subject (or at least as touchy as a ****ty WOAT OOT wrestling draft should get).
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12-09-2011 , 05:11 PM
With the 19th overall pick

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X-Pac... I mean the sheer possibilities having The One, Billy, Smoking Gunn, Mr. Ass and Syyx, X-Pac, 1-2-3 Kid jobber, leading the New DX in my federation sets up a giant aids bowl that I can be proud of.

Tuning into my show for 4 hours(that's how long it will be) and watching this guy's mug for most of it will lead to Cornette faces all around the world.



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12-09-2011 , 05:13 PM
The fact that ICP was in WWF/WCW/and TNA hurts my brain
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12-09-2011 , 05:33 PM
Burdz said he'd be gone for all of Thursday, so I'll have to wait until deadline to make the next pick.
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12-09-2011 , 05:36 PM
I pm'd him
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12-09-2011 , 05:39 PM
Yeah, I'm just guessing we won't see him since he gave us that disclaimer before PM'ing his round one pick to me yesterday. It's okay; the 3 hour deadlines keep things moving quickly.
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12-09-2011 , 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
Yeah, I'm just guessing we won't see him since he gave us that disclaimer before PM'ing his round one pick to me yesterday. It's okay; the 3 hour deadlines keep things moving quickly.
Do me a favor and PM me when you pick; I have a couple picks in mind that should go well together.
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12-09-2011 , 06:15 PM
Well if I can't get both members of ICP at least LKJ gave me the fat one who couldn't sell a clothesline.
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12-09-2011 , 06:23 PM
Haha, I just picked the shorter name of the two.

Wesr gets to rule on whether you get both of them, he's the commish, I'm just the spreadsheet god temporarily blocking you. But tag teams always get split in these.
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12-09-2011 , 08:06 PM
I am just reading the last 3 posts. If you picked ICP. you have to pick one now and one later
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12-09-2011 , 08:11 PM
Burdz's deadline passes, he is skipped. Pick incoming.
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12-09-2011 , 08:12 PM
Damn well I guess I'll take Violent Gay for now.
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12-09-2011 , 08:17 PM
With my 2nd pick, I select...



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I select Lex Luger. Not ****ty total package Lex Luger, but even ****tier "Born in the USA" Lex Luger. Vince clearly likes to think that anyone could have been Hulk Hogan, but he tried very hard to jam Luger into that mold and it was a disaster that he was forced to give up on.

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12-09-2011 , 08:21 PM
Seriously though, watch that Luger promo. Fantastic.
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12-09-2011 , 08:27 PM
Picks coming shortly.
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12-09-2011 , 08:32 PM
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12-09-2011 , 08:40 PM
With picks 22 and 23, we can't help but choose two amazing competitors that will complement each other's botchtastic style perfectly.

In a 60 minute Iron Fan Last Man Standing match for the cruiserweight title, where the only ways to win are to:

1. complete 5 lucha libre moves in a row without botching, or
2. having your opponent incapacitate himself,

we present:

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Sin Cara














vs.
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Sabu












Don't use this as your piss break, it'll be over quickly. And not in a good way. Is there a doctor in the house?
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12-09-2011 , 08:48 PM
With my 3rd pick, I select...



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Yup, I've been reading the Vince McMahon playbook. I started with a big foreign monster, so the play is obviously to marginalize how much he even qualifies as a human. No better way to do that than with the cheesy patriotic version of Lex Luger and this big dumb slob chanting getting the whole redneck audience to chant "USA! USA! USA!"

And with that, you now see the foundation of my main event scene.

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12-09-2011 , 08:54 PM
Hold up a minute playa, I'm gettin' an idea... how about Lex Luger... teaming up with Hacksaw Jim Duggan... in a Tag Team Match!
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12-09-2011 , 08:55 PM
I have a different idea on where to take my one card write-up, but that's not bad either. Noted.
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12-09-2011 , 09:12 PM
For my 2nd pick, I take:

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Stone Cold Steve Austin

What a ****ty wrestler involved with so much terrible, terrible storylines and wrestling. Broke his neck from simple piledriver, created the most annoying wrestling chant of all-time, and his choice of beer is just appalling. He'll be a perfect fit for that born-again yet still primadonna HBK for my federation. Also, three WM matches with UNDRAFTED, seriously? How redundant of him!






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