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12-09-2011 , 01:30 AM
1 more pick gs
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12-09-2011 , 01:30 AM
My 2nd pick is a three-parter, and I intend to use all 3. Some may consider this a reach, but my 2nd pick is:






and of course...



Fred Ottman was simply terrible, and saddled with atrocious gimmicks. 1st he was a sailor. Then a tropical storm. Finally, a Star Wars fatass who falls through walls. Having someone with so little talent that can go 3 ways is too good to pass up.
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12-09-2011 , 01:38 AM
Shockmaster and Giant Gonzales are both fine here imo.
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12-09-2011 , 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by 12ressiMorP
Khali did kill another wrestler one time when he botched a move I believe so you have that going for you
Apparently it was the other guy's fault. God, reading this stuff makes me cringe.

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An example of the worst case scenario is when a botch results in the death of a performer. This happened to wrestling trainee Brian Ong. In May 2001, Ong was training with Dalip Singh (better known as WWE's Great Khali) and took a flapjack from Singh. The move was botched, reportedly because Ong had grabbed Singh's shirt instead of pushing off Singh's back as he was instructed. Although he had made the mistake several times before without incident, this time Ong landed tailbone first and his head was whipped back violently against the mat. The resulting impact was devastating, causing irreparable damage to his spine and brain stem. Coupled with a previous concussion, the move resulted in Ong's death a few days later.[4]
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12-09-2011 , 01:40 AM
Shockmaster vs. Giant Gonzales main event for the Cruiserweight Title, imo.
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12-09-2011 , 02:31 AM
Somehow never seen any videos of Shockmaster actually wrestling as Shockmaster
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12-09-2011 , 07:24 AM
Pick 13:



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Sid Vicious

What feud potential he has with Farmer; imagine the promo duels, especially live ones! Imagine the selling and believable offense during matches!

Plus, Sid brings the added bonus of: potentially stabbing half to death one of the best performers in the company, hurting himself in an in ring accident so horrific antidan once requested I not post it; he's even thought to have once soiled himself in the ring during a big match. Few people bring the sheer variety of potential epic failures to an organization.

Despite being a one man heaping botchfest in and outside the ring, he arguably still was a draw. However, having him feud with the right people will easily eliminate that problem (solution?); Memphis local wrestling hasn't exactly rolled in the big bucks because of him.

According to one of the all time greats, UNDRAFTED, Sid "exemplifies the worst of this business", "a useless musclehead" who "contributed zero" to any company he worked for.




Last edited by moorobot; 12-09-2011 at 07:39 AM.
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12-09-2011 , 07:30 AM
Hey, Sorry for disappearing. I was called away for work last minute and only just got back to a machine.

Anyway, here is my first pick. Maybe its a bit of a reach, but I think when utilised correctly this pick will single handedly destroy any fed and make it a total joke...



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Thats right! Hulk friggin Hogan.

For many he is an icon, but when you hear all the backstage drama he caused and the fact that he has never sold a single move in his life, you simply have to put him at the top of your WOAT fed.

Lets hit up some bullet points.

*Refused to put people over, notably UNDRAFTED.
Hart was going to be WWF's next big star and Vince McMahon wanted Hogan to drop the title to UNDRAFTED and sort of pass the torch as UNDRAFTED once did to Hogan. Hogan had a different plan and wanted to drop the title to UNDRAFTED a then UNDRAFTED would win it from him. Hogan got his way and left the WWF after dropping the title to UNDRAFTED and a match between UNDRAFTED and UNDRAFTED never did take place.

*You think UNDRAFTED is bad... Hogan WAS the first drug scandle. In 93 Hogan left the WWF because of 3 things, money, creative control and the first big steroid scandle to hit the world of wrestling.

*His beef with UNDRAFTED lead to yet another potential GOAT not getting the push / limelight that they deserve. The main reasons for their fighting is that UNDRAFTED believes he wasn't pushed well in WCW and somehow blames Hogan for it. The other reason is UNDRAFTED's ex-wife who was rumored to be sleeping with Hogan during and after her marriage to UNDRAFTED.

*His attempt to 'make wrestling matter' at TNAids had quite an impact. Even all the canned heat can't distract us from how truly terrible he has become and how everything he touches turns to AIDS.

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12-09-2011 , 07:32 AM
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Pick 13:



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Solid pick. I was torn between him and my pick.
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12-09-2011 , 08:15 AM
PMed MikeyPatriot.

Rickrolled, I considered the guy you picked also.
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12-09-2011 , 12:40 PM
Rickrolled the reason for the undrafted is to not mention him at all :P
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12-09-2011 , 12:45 PM
Mikey is auto-skipped until he picks, right? IRM is up.
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12-09-2011 , 12:47 PM
Hogan obviously has fed-ruining potential with the right (wrong?) set of people around him.
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12-09-2011 , 12:52 PM
you are up irm. am i up after him?
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12-09-2011 , 12:53 PM
Actually given Mikey's auto-skip, IRM's deadline passed 53 minutes ago as well. RickRolled, you are on the clock. IRM/Mikey, pick whenever.

Last edited by LKJ; 12-09-2011 at 12:54 PM. Reason: This is such a mess.
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12-09-2011 , 12:54 PM
LKJ im heading to the casino soon. Ill pm you my pick
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12-09-2011 , 12:56 PM
Got it.
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12-09-2011 , 12:57 PM
what can really be said about my 2nd round pick

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WHAT'S IN IT?!?!?!?!?!??!

NONE OTHER THAN......

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THE YETTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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probably one of the worst ideas in wrestling history, it's a ****ing mummy whose finishing move is DP'ing the target with UNDRAFTED. i mean i don't even know what to say watching this. with teh litany of stupid **** the WCW tried to pull, this has to be near the top

"you will never see a pay per view like this, i can bet you that"

if there's a just and loving god, that's absolutely right
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12-09-2011 , 01:01 PM
Haha love the Yeti pick. HHH and Hogan are interesting, you can make them work but I think you need to go in a different direction now then almost everyone else. You almost have to draft someone who was super over so they can squash their push.
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12-09-2011 , 01:02 PM
I just hope Triple H will be using this theme in IRM's company:

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12-09-2011 , 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ItsRainingMen
"you will never see a pay per view like this, i can bet you that"

if there's a just and loving god, that's absolutely right
I've gotta say though...there's something to be said for these ridiculously awful moments. A mediocre PPV that doesn't do anything all that terribly wrong but isn't that exciting either pales in comparison to a PPV like this one that creates a moment that we still enjoy reliving 15 years later.

No I don't want companies to do this awful **** on purpose, as the very thought that they decided it was a good idea is part of the magic, but still...I'm very glad that some dumbass thought stuff like this up and actually made it part of a show that people pay top dollar to watch.
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12-09-2011 , 01:28 PM
Since its on me... I'm gonna draft someone else that'll make heads explode... But there is a reason....





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JJJEEEEEEEAAAAAANNNNNNNN CCEEEEEENNNNNNNAAAAAAA

I've gone for a very different angle than most of you. I could have picked some guys with short careers and title reigns who's gimmicks were terrible... But they were a flash in the pan. I have picked the two guys who have disappointed more people and more wrestling fans than anyone else. The distance between expectation and final product has never been greater than with these two.

You have hogan with creative control, a limited move set and a gimmick that is 20 years past it's sell by date versus cena, mr 5 moves of doom. The face of of wwe who is relentless pushed to the moon over any and all talent even when he is relentless booed by anyone with a thinking mind.

These two will main event EVERY PPV, no one will ever be put over correctly. They will drag out their limited move sets to 25 minute push fests. The company will want to put cena over but hogan won't allow it. Their feud, would literally be endless. If WWE were to do this then they would hype it to another dimension but there would be no redeming end. You think Rock Cena has been underwhelming? Cena Hogan would break the hearts of every single wrestling fan in the past 30 years!

When these two collide.. Who will win? I'll tell you who loses... Every wrestling fan out there.

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12-09-2011 , 01:43 PM
Cena/Hogan has potential to be the funniest match of all time. Just 20 minutes of neither guy selling for the other. I have my pick working on the write-up.
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12-09-2011 , 01:50 PM
PM OMGLadyGaga when you're done with it instead of Wesr. I have Wesr's pick ready to post assuming that you don't take it.
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12-09-2011 , 01:54 PM
With my second round pick I select the best possible thing to go with Russo:



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I know they are technically two people, but come on it's ICP. These guys are even worse wrestlers than they are musicians, and I use the word musician very lightly. They were a huge fixture during the Russo era in WCW. They since have went on to create Juggalo Championship Wrestling, which is nothing more than a bunch of has been wrestlers, wrestling hardcore matches in front of 25 inbreed Juggalos.


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