triple h made vince mcmahon a millionaire

he isn't bad in the ring, he isn't a bad worker per se, but the pull this guy had and the careers he refused to allow to happen make this guy the single biggest cancer wrestling has ever seen. sooooooooo many up and comers massively over that he refused to put over whose careers either stagnated or straight up died after triple h was through with them

jericho, benoit, kane, RVD, booker t, steiner, goldberg just to name a few carried the title far too late or not at all because h was the man in charge.

remember evolution? that group that was formed so h could carry the WHC for all but 3 months over a 3 year span? over and over and over you'd watch raw and realize that cuz he ****s the boss's daughter, the entire roster exists strictly to make him look better.

remember COO HHH? remember the worst episode of wwe programming in history? remember how he buried literally every single person on the roster and completely emasculated sheamus and punk all in under an hour? remember the broomstick?

could you imagine if the MSG incident never happened and stone cold's push actually went to triple h? i can personally say with 100% confidence we'd all be tuning in weekly to nitro and thunder talking about the upcoming starcade ppv

awful awful awful

oh and rest assured i do have a plan for him in the writeup

No, I didn’t really outmelt the HBK selection; I select the WOAT mic man, Jumping Jeff Farmer!

While a lot of terrible options are around, the others generally were thought to be good or useful in some way by somebody with stroke in the business. This is a guy known entirely for how bad he was. This is a man who has managed to be known for futility despite nobody spending huge marketing dollars on him nor putting him on a highly rated tv show over and over. He didn’t need a big push to get himself under! This is a man that nobody ever paid big dollars to because they thought he could draw money or at least bring publicity to the company.

His horribleness has inspired countless pieces of internet art devoted to and depicting that very horribleness. He is a great face of the franchise for the WOAT, as he is the antithesis of the all time best; he’s everything that they aren’t: uncharismatic, unappealing, unbelievable…and he couldn’t draw a dime begging for it on a street corner.

This is not the same Jeff Farmer that was in WCW in the late 90s, fyi.