Scene cuts to Ken Patera at a fast food burger joint. He's talking to an employee looking enraged "This conspiracy is completely out of hand. You bring everybody else their food, even though I ordered first. I've been humiliated before, but this is like being whipped like a dirty yard dog. Let me tell you something weasel, you and your goon squad: I can take pain...I can recuperate, but this scar will last forever. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS TYPE OF TREATMENT!"
Manager walks up: "sir, I'm going to have you to leave"
"I will win you...no, rid you!" He starts assaulting the manager, and announcer David Crockett starts cheering Patera on with great passion "Get him....now punch him.
Kick him.
Don't let him get up It was wrong what they did!!"
The camera quickly turns away, but right there is Jim Cornette in a fit of rage looking at his beverage.
"This is clearly Sierra Mist! I ordered a Sprite! And where is my food?" Employee: "we didn't know whether to fix it or not" Cornette starts swearing "**** what do you think this is a rib you **** I wanted food not to play a joke" and the screen cuts away.
Scene cuts to Mighty Wilbur:
"uhhh...as...co...commi...as leader of this company...I tell you what it sure is hard doing this job. Boy. Almost as hard as it is to get your food at the fancy restaurants. It's the hope, the dream. We will show those puddin head employees who is boss. For the vacant U.S. title, a real scuffle of wrasslin, the first wrestler to get a cheeseburger and leave the building with it or eat it wins!
PN News vs. Me vs. Ken Patera vs. Slick vs. Ding Dong #1 vs. Arachnaman.
And Jim Cornette, you talk too smart. I don't trust you; you may not be from the city but you are a slicker. You will have to hang from a cage and watch all us eat! I'd like to say hi to my mom and Josh!"