Who won ?

Well only five of us bothered to finish, so I like my odds.

Are we going to bother with write ups at any point?

Did I make all my picks? lol

I'm willing, but given the way this petered out I didn't want to put in the effort if I was going to be the only one.

No. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...VE&pli=1#gid=0

oh **** i forgot about this

last picks and writeup time!

Yeah lets have everyone finish their picks then do writeups after, this should be really funny.

I'm going to take Honky Tonk Man

For starters he is an elvis inpersonator. He also ruined Jake Roberts career by hitting him with a non gimmicked guitar and started his downward spiral of drug abuse. Also he is bat **** crazy and one of the most hated people in the business

with my 2nd pick I'm taking Sunny

Every promotion needs a crack whote getting passed around for crack on their roster. Who will also alienate her boyfriend and make him quit

Honky is already in DW's company.

Sorry about that I'll pick again in a few

I take Vader he was known to take liberties with opponents all the time. He broke a jobber's neck and also ripped off Mick Foley's ear

So LKJ wins IMO now I can sleep at night.

Foley ripped off his own ear.

Details!!!

Just have whoever wants to do a write up, do a write up. Is this supposed to be in the format of when I was 13 doing fantasy wrestling (efeds fWO and CWL FTW) style?

There is a wrestler that only wrestled I think twice in the mid 80's on I think AWA. I can't remember his name and it's killing me now. All I can remember is that he was really big, he wore some kind of blue soot and had maybe a rope around his neck. I think the name Thunder was in his name...Like Thunder River or something, but I can't find it for anything. If any of you guys recall this or can find it I'd thank you forever.


Found it - Here wrestling "The Surfer" (Whoever picked up sharkboy could pick up The Surfer and have a great feud! Rocky Mountain Thunder -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kTGOiJCi0w

Opening Card of "The Best Wrestling Company of All Times and Places that is Too Good to Have an Acronym and is Very Deserving of an Incredibly Long Name

All marketing for the card is Jeff Farmer promos.

In a 3 way match for the world title, Sid vs. Jeff Farmer vs. Ladder!

In a recover drugs/girl from the audience grudge match,

Kerry Von Erich vs. Jake Roberts

While a starving Jim Cornette dangles in a hanging cage being forced to watch the match, a successfully acquire a cheeseburger 6 way match for the United States Championship, located inside a busy fast food restaurant:

PN News vs. Mighty Wilbur vs. Ken Patera vs. Slick vs. Ding Dong #1 vs. Arachnaman. First one to order a cheeseburger and leave the building with it or eat it wins.

Immediately following that, an iron man 70 minute buffet match: PN News vs. Mighty Wilbur. 1 fall for each pound more you weigh at the end of the match. 100 course buffet spread out surrounding the ring!

Immediately following that, in a regular iron man 90 minute match, PN News vs Mighty Wilbur

Jim Herd Von Erich and Mike Von Erich (storyline is that the 50 year old non-wrestler is the teenage prodigy younger brother of Mike) vs. The Not Phonies (Fake Razor Ramon and Renegade)

Elite Eight Way: The Booty Man vs. The Disciple vs. The Man With No Name vs. The Man With No Face vs. The Zodiac vs. Brother Bruti vs. Ed Leslie vs. Brutus the Barber Beefcake

Master P vs. Zeus for the not racist at all, separate but equal Soul World Championship

Bump because only one person did a write-up. Hopefully more will do there's, here's mine.

The Vince Russo Experience Part 1:

The PPV starts off with a shot of Tony Schiavane and Booker T at the announcers table.

Shiavane- Ladies and Gentleman this is the greatest night in the history of our sport. We have the Insane Clown Posse taking on the Headbangers for the tag team titles in a "Juggalo on a Pole" match. The Disco Inferno and Screaming Norman Smiley will onece and for all settle the dispute of who is the greatest dancer in a tutu on a pole match. Ronnie from the Jersey Shore will take on Mike the Miz from the Real World to decide who is the best reality t.v store in a 15 minutes of fame on a pole match. Plus Vince Russo has vowed that Robocop will never again be the Run-In Heavyweight champion, will that be the case when he challenges Slap Nuts him self Double J Jeff Jarrett for the belt in a 1980's movie on a pole match.

Booker T - It's like I say Tony this boy Robocop may be the greatest of all time but Slap Nuts has Vinny Ru in his back pocket so shuckey duck quack quack.

Tony - Well with that lets go to our first match.

Abe Knuckleball Schwartz vs. The Goon

The match starts off with Abe throwing his famous knuckleball at the Goon but he blocks it with his hockey stick. The two lock up when http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmdT2HPucgA

Out comes Vince Russo and Double J. Jarrett hits Knuckleball with the a guitar as the Goon quickly runs to the back.

Russo- Get this trash out of my ring. Both of you are pitiful. Jeff Jarrett is the only real champion, he doesn't go off the script like that jobber Robocop. Tonight Double J is going to end the career of Robocop.

Jeff Jarrett- Suck on the slap nuts!

To be continued...

It will be difficult competing with the 16 time, 16 time, 16 time world champion of mockery, but I think I have some of my angles/matches written out in more detail and will post them.

Announcer David Crockett: "Before getting to the matches, let's see how the.................matches.................starte d."

Scene cuts to Kerry Von Erich sitting in the locker room with glazed eyes barely able to sit up, with his young daughter with him for some reason back there per the usual. Suddenly a college age girl walks in and goes up to Jake the Snake's locker and pulls out what appears to be a smoking device of some sort from inside his clothing. She walks up to Kerry and sits on his lap. They start to light the device and time elapses, and Kerry is passed out on the floor. Jake Roberts walks in and sees the girl still holding his pipe! He stumbles towards her yelling something slurred and incoherent. She runs off and Jake follows her. Kerry wakes up and looks around looking sad. He looks and sees Jake running off and follows her.

Suddenly Jake's entrance music starts playing. He stops and loudly says "oh crap I forgot". Kerry comes sprinting in and trips, crashing into Jake. Jake looks dazed and says "you want to play 21? I've got two of those too."

Kerry says "Nah man, but have you seen my girl? She ran off?"
Jake says "Why do you care about one when you have hundreds?"
Camera cuts to Jake holding a mysterious container of pills and staring at it.
Kerry "But I LOVE THIS ONE."

Kerry stares at the sky looking love struck, not realizing Jake is talking about the pills. Jake gets up and says "have to get my pipe back! Your ring rat stole it" Kerry says "Have to get...wait don't we have a match?"

Jake: "I don't want to have a match. I want to find the girl"! Kerry: "Me too!"

im enjoying these, hope to see more

You guys should do a worst gimmick draft

Lots of good wrestlers with bad gimmicks over the years

effing hilarious
lol picturing 'fake razor ramon'

The Vince Russo Experience Part 2:

Tony- Will fokes I don't know what to tell you. I am disgusted by the actions of the Chairman Vince Russo and the Champion Jeff Jarrett. Vince Russo you can go to hell, straight to hell.

Booker T- Tony it's like I say this boy Jeff Jarrett will stop at nothing to prove that he's the greatest of all time. That boy Jarrett and Vince Russo are def in my fav 5.

Ronnie Vs The Miz: 15 minutes of fame on a pole match

The match starts off with both men trying to wrap up but neither are able to because they both have so much oil on. Ronnie powerslams the Miz and the ring is stained with orange spray tan. The match ends when Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett run in and attack both men.

Russo: Neither one of you deserve to be in my ring. There is only one man who has what it takes to be a part of this company and that's Jeff Jarrett.

Jarrett: Robocop you're in for one hell of a surprise tonight. After I hit you in the head with my guitar and climb the up and get that 1980's movie off of the pole no one will ever hear from you again. Suck on that slapnuts!

The Insane Clown Posse vs The Headbangers: Juggalo on a pole match



The match starts off with this person be raised up hung up on a pole. ICP starts off by throwing their cd's at the Headbangers. Mosh dodges one of the cd's and hits Shaggy 2 Dope in the head with a boom box. The crowd starts a "****ing magnets how do they work?" chant. Violent Jay sneaks up behind Thrash and sprays him in the face with some fago. The match ends in when Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett run in and attack all four competitors.

Russo- Enough of this trash it's time for the match everyone wants to see. Jeff Jarrett vs. Robocop.

Jeff Jarrett vs Robocop: 1980's movie on a pole match

Vince Russo joins Tony and Booker on commentary for the match. The match starts off back with both men trading blows back in forth when ICP makes a run-in.

Russo- You want to ruin my main event ICP? Fine you two will team up against Robocop and Jeff Jarrett!

The crowd goes mild.

Booker T- It's like I say Russo, will JJ and Robocop be able to work together? ICP is one of the greatest tag-teams of all time, shuckey duck quack quack.

Tony- Fokes this is action you will only see here.

ICP vs Robocop and Jeff Jarrett

While the match is going on Glacier, Buff Bagwell and David Flair all run-in and start attacking the competitors. Judy Bagwell runs out and tries to break up the fight.

Russo- You all want to ruin my main event? Fine well we are going to have a 7 man Judy Bagwell on a pole match for the Championship.

Booker T- It's like I say Tony, Juddy Bagwell on a pole match is one of the most dangerous matches in wrestling. I spent my whole career trying to never get involved in this match. All 7 men involved are def in my fav 5.

7 Man Judy Bagwell on a Pole Match

The match ends when all 7 men trade finishers. David Flair gets Glacier in the figure four and Glacier is just about to tap when http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFPbAd_RMA out comes Ric Flair. Flair hits his son in the face and quickly pins him.

Ric Flair- (slurring his words) This is the greatest night in my....

Robocop hits Flair in the head with a guitar as Jeff Jarrett quickly unhooks Judy Bagwell from the pole. Russo runs into the ring as Judy Bagwell pins Ric Flair and Russo counts the 1-2-3.

Russo- The four of us (motioning to himself Robocop, Jeff Jarrett, and Judy Bagwell) are the new blood of professional wrestling. You can call us W T F!!!!

Booker T- It's like I say Tony, Judy Bagwell made the most of her opportunity and proved why she's the greatest of all time. She def in my fav 5.

Tony- Fokes this has been without question the greatest night in the history of our sport, sadly we ran out of time for the Disco/Norman Smiley Dance-off but you can rest assured that that fued is far from being over. For Booker T, I'm Tony Schiavone thanks for tuning in and Vince Russo you can got to hell, straight to hell!