Umm, what basic principle is that?

the principle of applying this announcer



to those moments

Principle denied.

my picks:

decided i'm not going to trade jeff hardy, which means i need someone to pair up with him! who better than...





2nd pick:

speaking of which...

How many picks do I have? Sorry I've been out all day.

Two.

I'm not picking the awesome wrestler today, I'm picking the Miz who couldn't talk and couldn't wrestler at all.



Worst Gimmick Ever!

Sorry, I've been out most of the weekend. I have six that I have to get caught up on.

First, I'm gonna fill up my jobber stable:

Iron Mike Sharpe. Main evented against Bob Backlund, then instantly fell to jobber status.

Leapin' Lanny Poffo a.k.a. "The Genius." Macho Man's unheralded brother.

Brooklyn Brawler. Standard jobber fair.

Barry Horowitz: He was actually a really good worker with excellent in ring technique. Could never shake the ignominy of perma-jobber status.

Now, beyond jobbers (but not much beyond):

Gangrel. Vampire gimmick and eventually fired for being too fat. I can see how the "Fat Vampire" would be problematic.

Rikishi. I don't know how you guys feel, but I always thought he was awful. Three reasons come to mind:

-Stink Face
-End of match dances with [Undrafted]
-I DID IT FOR THE ROCK
-Like Gangrel, also fired for fatness.

Rikishi was already picked. So was Brooklyn Brawler just now, as Steve Lombardi also played Abe "Knuckleballer" Schwartz. So...pick two more.

Dammit.

On the basis of this promo I'm picking "Magnificent" Don Muraco

I'm also picking another prodigy on the mic as seen here, The Gorgeous J.R.

Next pick

For my next pick, I take former DDT wrestling Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion:

I'm spending most of tomorrow traveling across the country (while being tall is awesome 360+ days per year, flying days are pure suffering), so the spreadsheet will temporarily suffer. I'm sure everyone will live.

Wow forgot about him, he was around while I was a little kid I can't believe that video of him that you posted how racist and bad it is from the hard to believe it's from the late 80's lol.

I think you win this draft.

Fine, since you people are all evil and won't let me take Joe Buck, instead I'll take as my substitution pick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgoSpPFaw-c



Deal with it.

My 4 picks:

Koko B. Ware
Jesse
I.R.S.
Skinner

Well okay, your pick is technically valid and certainly accepted, except that Bob Uecker was awesome on his WrestleMania appearances.

Ah, but I plan to enter him in the intergender Bra and Panties On A Pole match.

Joe Buck is a worse announcer for the things he actually announces for then he would be in a terrible wrestling federation. His total lack of enthusiasm would be appropriate or nearly so during a terrible match.

I mean, Joe Buck might seem unenthusiastic at times, but he's a regular Dickie V next to

My next pick:

Great pick. I considered taking him just to sit in the front row of my promotion to make the above face. He also managed (my own) Mantaur.

My last pick:







Roster:

Jumpin Jeff Farmer
Sid
Jake Roberts
Zeus
Ding Dong#1
Ed Leslie
Mike Von Erich
Renegade
Ken Patera
Kerry Von Erich
Fake Razor Ramon
David Crockett
Master P
Jim Herd
Arachnaman
PN News
Mighty Wilbur
A Ladder
Jim Cornette
Slick

IRS wasn't Rotunda's worst gimmick. He was known as Captain Mike Rotunda during his days in the varsity club in the late 80s, then when the stable ended, he was still known as Captain Mike, but suddenly he was now a sea captain instead with a stupid hat and outfit and an anchor on his wrestling trunks. Why not just drop the captain from his name, Jim Herd?

I forgot to post videos for these guys: