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12-18-2011 , 12:09 AM
IDK who I'd want on your roster but if we can get IRM to do a 3 way trade. I want Jeff Hardy
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12-18-2011 , 12:13 AM
Obviously gotta include moorobot to make it a 4-way to reconcile the Ding Dongs.
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12-18-2011 , 12:16 AM
My 12th Round Picks:

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Alex Riley

This guy went on a streak where he fought the same guy every single night on the road and every single week on tv, sandbagged pretty awfully on a gut wrench powerbomb suplex thingy and just overall makes me wanna change the channel whenever I hear his music. **** this guy



and

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Aldo Montoya

Just look at this guy, it speaks for itself.






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12-18-2011 , 12:25 AM
I felt that this horrendous promo belonged in this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT-cP0w_wsQ#t=03m25s
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12-18-2011 , 02:23 AM
lol @ that Sullivan clip. Dusty: "right on the belly welly"
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12-18-2011 , 12:26 PM
Man, this is getting harder. With our first pick, we'll go with:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkjRz1fQGg0

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The Honky Tonk Man

How has he not been picked yet? Couldn't wrestle a lick, yet somehow managed to get a year-plus Intercontinental Title run. We'll of course take him in his later, fatter years -- hey, he really was just like Elvis.


With our second pick, we'll go with a old standby of consistent sub-mediocrity:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPyyl-YuLL

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Chavo Guerrero

At least he was related to Eddie somehow and thus kept his job all those years. And yes, he will be required to use the theme song as posted, and dress up as the Swagger Soaring Eagle for all his matches, even though Swagger will be nowhere near our federation.

Plus, we know he'll work terribly with Sin Cara -- though, of course, everyone works terribly with Sin Cara, so maybe we shouldn't hold that against him.


For our third pick, we'll take a part of one of the greatest tag teams of all time (sort of):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQwFFMVCmUg

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Spike Dudley

I can see the conversation now:

Vince Russo: "Hey, let's take a skinny white dude and make him part of the Dudleys! What a great idea!"

Everyone else in the room: ........

Vince Russo: "Okay, great, make it happen boys!"


And with our last pick, we've offended the sensibilities of women, midgets, various racial groups (thanks, midgets)... may as well add another group to the list:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3H962E5y6M

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"Tenacious Z" Zach Gowen

Hey, why not have a one-legged wrestler? It'll be hilarious! No prosthetic devices allowed in the ring of course -- but at least our group will get a lot of practice in single-leg takedowns! Get it? Hahahahaha!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!!!! Of course, when Lord Littlebrook schools him and takes him down in a one-on-one matchup, it'll be a reminder that pro wrestling is a rough business.
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12-18-2011 , 12:30 PM
Chavo is already off the board, he was picked as Kerwin White. Pick another when you get the chance. It's past 11, so I'll post my own picks in a moment as well.
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12-18-2011 , 12:35 PM
With the 179th pick, I select...



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TL Hopper, the wrestling plumber, was one of the most embarrassingly stupid gimmicks the WWF trotted out during an era where they trotted out a LOT of bad ones.

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12-18-2011 , 12:41 PM
With the 180th pick, I select a man who was half of one of the great all-time tag teams, and who sired a very hot daughter to boot.

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But not under his normal name.


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Under this gimmick, he didn't get any music.


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In fact, his stupid ****ing name makes it impossible for me to even find a picture of him.


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I'm taking Jim Neidhart. But not as The Anvil. I'm taking him as Who? He was put in this degrading jobber gimmick where he wore a mask and his matches consisted entirely of Vince McMahon and broadcast partner of the week making corny Abbott and Costello jokes. It was ******ed.

The amazing thing is that I actually stumbled across a YouTube where Who? teamed with TL Hopper. WTF.


Last edited by LKJ; 12-18-2011 at 12:48 PM. Reason: Added bonus: Lawler opens up the YouTube clip by making "Jake Roberts is a huge drunk" jokes. Then Backlund is awesome.
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12-18-2011 , 01:15 PM
video fail
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12-18-2011 , 01:19 PM
Blah.
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12-18-2011 , 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
Chavo is already off the board, he was picked as Kerwin White. Pick another when you get the chance. It's past 11, so I'll post my own picks in a moment as well.
Bah, missed that.

I threatened to do it earlier, and now I'm making it official. Our lead announcer will be:



Joe Buck

Can't you hear the epic announcing now? Turn off the sound for these and just let your imagination run wild.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwr1dTrLbY0

"And now entering the ring, Hulk Hogan... and a leg drop on Savage... and that'll do it; we'll see you tomorrow night."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MwZBINfWNE

"Undertaker and Foley, on top of the cage... Foley falls, through the announce table, and... we'll see you tomorrow night."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCIsNGDNH-A#t=05m15s

"And Punk pins John Cena, and gets the victory. We'll see you tomorrow night."

We may or may not get him a co-announcer in the last round.
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12-18-2011 , 03:10 PM
Um why would you think he is eligible?
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12-18-2011 , 03:56 PM
battle kat i saw coming.
toilet man i saw coming.
joe buck, not so much.
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12-18-2011 , 04:08 PM
Joe Buck hasn't ever appeared on WWE TV, has he?
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12-18-2011 , 04:57 PM
If we can just pick anybody regardless of wrestling history I change my last picks to Charlie Sheen and Adolf Hitler.
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12-18-2011 , 05:00 PM
Yeah I mean the Kim K thing was a huge stretch but I guess people who have guest starred on Raw can be selected (and preferably scorned as terrible picks by the rest of us). If Joe Buck has never appeared on wrestling I don't see allowing this pick.

Last edited by LKJ; 12-18-2011 at 05:00 PM. Reason: To be honest we should have probably disallowed the Kardashian pick too.
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12-18-2011 , 05:01 PM
Has Joe Buck had anything to do with wrestling?
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12-18-2011 , 07:35 PM
So...pick Gaga/Wes/Dylan?
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12-18-2011 , 07:41 PM
He owes one more pick too. i am dq'ing the joe buck pick
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12-18-2011 , 07:50 PM
Well Gaga's clock ran out and it was on you Wesr. Now your clock has run out, so pick.

Action is on Dylan.
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12-18-2011 , 07:52 PM
Actually WTF, did you pick last round Wesr? It says you're skipped. Everyone sucks and keeps going on auto-skip. That means it was Dylan's deadline and it has passed. Wesr, pick four times. Dylan, pick twice. RickRolled is on auto-skip and owes four picks. Action is on IRM.

Last edited by LKJ; 12-18-2011 at 07:52 PM. Reason: And yes, I have generally been good about PMing the person after me and even doing bonus PMs when it wasn't on me to do so.
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12-18-2011 , 08:01 PM
I picked last round. I took Teddy Hart and Brian Pillman
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12-18-2011 , 08:05 PM
I am going to take 2 celebrities here but I believe they are valid pick and very awful





Kevin Federline



Hugh Jackman
One appearance in WWe and he breaks Dolph's jaw
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12-18-2011 , 08:24 PM
joe buck pick should stand on basic principle imo

picks inc
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