It's time to select the other half of ICP, Shaggy 2 Dope. I already did a write up for the group as a whole but Shaggy is the one who's actually some wheat decent in the ring.

look at you you fat stupid ****. there is absolutely nothing on earth that is better because the big show is a part of it. of course, the logical reason for taking him here among other things is that he was the other guy involved in the DP of doom with the yeti, but my god i hate this man. he's slow, he can't talk, he thinks he's funny when he never is, and i'm fairly certain he smells like rotting cottage cheese. look at that fat bastard in his stupid ass singlet. how much would it take for you to stick your face in the ass area of that singlet after he's sweat in it for hours on end? i, for one, know there's no dollar amount on earth great enough for that kind of pain.

i'd put videos here but watching or listening to him do anything but die makes my blood boil

as far as i understand, nick dinsmore was actually a pretty good wrestler before wrestling as eugene.

eugene, for those unaware, was basically lennie from of mice and men. he was a mentally handicapped guy with superhuman strength. every segment involving eugene was seriously among the most cringeworthy you could see. just this guy who's clearly unhappy with the fact that he has to play this character going through the motions of the character while getting a main event level push. seriously. for a while this guy was a main eventer. he had programs where he teamed with the rock, hogan, triple h, flair...i mean...how do u even explain that?

then in one of the most baffling moments ever, tehy turned him heel while still in the eugene character. think about that for a second. this company that's so heavily anti-bullying HAD AN EVIL MENTALLY CHALLENGED WRESTLER WHO THE FANS HAD TO BOO. wtf do u even say to that