nice find.

i am pumped for smackdown tonight .

"finally giving Coral from The Real World a Skullcrushing Finale through one of those bean bag couches in New York."

Ahahahaha

that B&W generally sucked.

Also this.

"When WWE signed Awesome Kong, they did what they usually don’t and booked the Divas division around her for the entirety of the upcoming year. When she got pregnant and had to take a leave, they decided to throw something together until she got back. Now, assuming that WWE Creative doesn’t know how mathematics or probability or definitions of words or linear time work, it can be assumed that they also have no idea how pregnancy works and thought it would only keep her out for 4-6 weeks, like everything else (torn muscles, marijuana possession, etc.). So now on like Thursday afternoon they write “tag match, Kharma returns” on the dry erase board and on Monday morning Stephanie McMahon or whoever (someone who has actually been pregnant) calls them up and is like “hey, she’s still got four months to go” and the writers roll their eyes and go GAWD SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE F**K and erase it, replacing it with “tag match, whatever”. Then, because they can’t remember anything for more than two hours, they forget and the cycle repeats. "

Many lawls so far.

Not the best B&W. But as ive said before its a blog that is best when Raw is terrible. Its there to be snarky and mocking towards the product. Its hard to be funny about Bryan being pretty awesome in general or ADR and Punk putting on a great main event.

When HHH returns next week B&W will be back to being a laugh riot.

Does anyone think Henry will turn face withing the next few months or half a year or so? I bring this up because they mentioned it several times on the Observer show (as a thought, not as a spoiler) but personally I don't see how they could do that. They're saying that the bookers put Henry in typical "face" spots for some time, f.e. he gets sucker punched by Big Show while obviously hurt, he has to defend his WHC today while probably still not 100%, he refuses to go out on a stretcher, etc... They did tease a DB turn though, so who knows, maybe they turn them both.

I don't personally see how it could be done, but what do I know. Thoughts?

This is how difficult it is to turn Mark Henry:

Haha well done.

could be austin/hart all over again.







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Why would you want to write Mark Henry out of the one good role you've managed to find for him over like 15 years? What would be the point, unless you really just want to get rid of him entirely?

Ace Ventura gif was perfect.

Henry is an awesome heel, really over and believable as an unstoppable force. Anyone even considering turning him is stupid.

We already have a monster face in Cena and pretty much a monster face in Orton. Can we have a monster heel for a while please?

Also Bryan is getting over face now, turning him now would be dumb. He just doesnt have a heel look, his mic work is a bit hit and miss and they wont book him as a believable heel (cos no one is booked as a believable heel anymore). Turning him heel is a last throw of the dice before setting him free to headline in Japan and continue being the best indy wrestler in the world.

So basically we all agree it would be a bad idea. I guess that means it's gonna happen sooner than later...

I think the last decade and a half proved Henry doesnt have anything to offer as a face. They did the monster face thing with him when he squashed Orton on his Raw debut a couple years ago and then they just forgot about him a couple weeks later cos it wasnt working.

Short of it getting to the point of him WSSing Bourne through the Spanish table and getting cheers he should just finish his career heel even if he loses some credibility with the inevitable putting up and coming faces over and slips back into the midcard.

Raw wasn't so bad, still wish the show would just consist of Orton/Ziggler rasslin for 2 hours straight

I can, and will, fap to that Kelly Kelly gif.

I like the enthusiasm and look forward to the live blog but giving a Best to Piper or that segment gets a Worst in my Best and Worst of Best and Worst. (Seemed like a setup to humble brag that Hot Rod whispered in his ear one time.)

I want this to be true, but I don't know what you're seeing.

Decided to bust out a rasslin video game that is actually awesome since WWE 12 is pretty horrendous.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_Pro_Wrestling_Returns

The names/bios for some of the guys in the American Wrestling Group made me lol.
Raven Gush (Kevin Nash) "Was a backstage boss in the previous org."
Crazy Rose (Scott Hall) "Drunk character with a huge body."
The Spike (Sting) "Has what it takes to become a star."
Kerry Texan (Terry Funk) "Legendary man is now a reckless dad."

Going to put the belt on my Hogan that I got from a CAW site:

yeah he was practically boo'd when he hit Henry on his way out.

Brandon would love you even though you are a Roddy hater. FPW ranks as one of his favorite all time games.

Idk last night's crowd isn't really a good test of Bryan being over or not. The crowd cheered Cena when Piper was trying to get them to boo him. I'll be really interested to see how he does on tonight's show. But tbh from what I've seen he really isn't that over yet.

I understand the love for Piper. But his rambling nonsense last night is a tiny example of what totally dominates the memories I have of him ever being remotely good. That and when he showed up to tag with Flair.

And seriously this game is so sick. The only adjustment that needs to be made is setting the game speed to 125% and maybe not using the conservative referees. Or just booking light tube death matches!

Wwe should start doing live smackdown every Tuesday. I can't imagine syfy has anything else going on, and id think it would get more viewers from being on live and not on Friday when no one is home

But when else would we be able to watch these fine films?