on the card:







a special appearance by GENERIC "ARTIST" WHO IS INCAPABLE OF SINGING

followed by:





BUT WAIT! A SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY GENERIC POP CULTURE "ICON" WHO WILL LIKELY BE FROM SOME THIRD RATE CABLE NETWORK WHO NONE OF US WILL HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THEY ARE!

and of course, your main event of the evening!



HAVE FUN ****ERS! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

Well done, I'm already mad about the RR ending, and now, I'm even more mad that I finished 2nd at the RR sheep so I needed somewhat of a breather here and your opening post did that.

Voted five stars.

perfect opening post

nothing can save this years wm

This needs to be added to the OP.

Gold, just pure gold, baby.

A+ thread. Need downthumb icon though.

yeah, i actually lol'ed

Ya know, I thought about that, but I didn't wanna give away the ending. Cuz if I put a down thumb, you'd KNOW the thread was negative. So I wanted to SWERVE by letting u think it might be positive, then BAM

Lol at whichever of you chumps already bought tickets. Thank god I didnt

Probably going to be quite easy to resell the tickets if they have second thoughts. This Wrestlemania has Cena vs Rock for the title; which most likely will be a good match and is the biggest Wrestlingmatch in years and years, probably going to make it the biggest Wrestlemania (financially) of all time.

And Brock will be back, Punk is likely to get a good match in a good spot, Undertaker may be back, Ziggler may go for the WHC-title, Jericho is most likely doing a match... This is going to be a hugely popular Wrestlemania, and most adult wrestlingfans aren't acting like whiny 8 year olds when the guy they like loses the title, so it's not like many people outside this forum will boycott this event.

The only way they can save Cena/Rock for me is if Rock turns heel and somehow becomes entertaining again. I'm hoping he comes out tonight saying he's beaten the two best guys outside of the Attitude Era blah blah. If it's just face vs face then I doubt I can tolerate much WWE up until WM.

Well, somebody going to have to play heel for Cena/Rock II. What's the point of doing it again Face v Face, since they did it last year? To get Cena's win back? Man, that's such a huge waste for that.

Silly statement; I don't think this forum is that unrepresentative of WWE's current fanbase.

Other than that, I'd be shocked if this year's outsells last year's.

fyp.

0 chance there's a heel this time. i'm sure from rock's comeback promo in feb of '11 it was supposed to make cena the heel of the program but that went nowhere quick and pretty much because rock only showed up a couple times + wm and the match was over a year away.

i will watch mania. but it is in my backyard, and i refuse to go. i will be at minimum 1 ROH show, maybe 2. i will be at the HOF ceremony. i may even do the CHIKARA show saturday afternoon.

but i will not attend mania, for several reasons.

lmao



sik read. i was owned by this facet.

he would be too tired after that promo to do anything else though.

is there any way the NY/NJ smarks boo *both* Cena and Rock? some back and forth punching with BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO! instead of YAY/BOO would be epic.

I'll be there and I already planned to do this.

This is my feeling exactly. I stated this last night in the RR thread. There is just no way another one of these matches can keep the universe's attention...can it?

I don't know how this can possibly be true.

This forum is the true voice of the voiceless!