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I was thinking, a draft of wrestling promos could be pretty cool ... kind of similar to, say, a draft of basketball dunks or even .gif's (see the SE forum for those). But I have no time to organize a draft, so I'll start a thread for people to post their favorite promos.

I'm only going to post links because I don't want to crash LKJ's CPU.

The Rock's Toronto heel promo

The Rock's Sacramento concert

Bret Hart snaps on RAW (foreshadows heel turn)

Bret Hart calls out Goldberg

Ric Flair gives Space Mountain a Viagra boost

In a promo with Hogan and Rock, Kane steals the spotlight?

I could obviously post a bunch of others but that's all for now. Not trying to claim these are the best ones or anything, just some I really like.

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04-04-2012 , 11:31 PM

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None other than

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The Rock's Billy Gunn calling to God.

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04-04-2012 , 11:44 PM

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And your t-shirts are too tight too Billy!

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04-04-2012 , 11:56 PM

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Ric Flair: "With a tear in my eye..."

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04-05-2012 , 12:00 AM

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Eddie Guerrero as a heel

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04-05-2012 , 12:01 AM

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Here's a lesser known one that I posted a while back

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04-05-2012 , 12:03 AM

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Oh FFS, stop embedding.

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04-05-2012 , 12:03 AM

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Jake the Snake: "I should have to pay to do that."
Jake the Snake: WrestleMania VI face promo vs. DiBiase
Vince McMahon jumps into the heel turn feet-first
Arn Anderson tells Dean Malenko to leave him alone

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Oh FFS, stop embedding.

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04-05-2012 , 12:10 AM

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Somebody should take a chainsaw to Kevin Nash's neck for participating in that promo.

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Somebody should take a chainsaw to Kevin Nash's neck for participating in that promo.

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If we all embed videos can we have an LKJ free thread?

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Yes.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs

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The Genesis of Mcgillicutty.

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04-05-2012 , 02:54 AM

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Lots to choose from for Gary Hart, but this is near the top of the list:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjkhZG-g0C8

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Jake The Snake In The Funeral Parlor

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04-05-2012 , 06:10 AM

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Certainly wouldn't call it a "favorite" but as far as promos go, this is one of the craziest ones I've ever seen.

Dr D's Racist Promo w Piper

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That was the first time I saw the Malenko/Anderson promo. That was fantastic.

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Sure does make you wish you could lift the little bits of Mongo out of it, but yes that's one of my favorite promo segments ever. Arn was so the man on the mic.