ROYAL RUMBLE (1991)
Location: Miami Arena
Rockers vs. Orient Express
* This is the opening match of the card. I have high hopes for this one, it got great reviews (4 to 4.5 stars across the board). HBK gets absolutely launched by a double-team backdrop right off the bat. A minute later, the Rockers do sweet tandem suicide dives to the outside. That masked dude, he doesn’t look too Japanese to me. HBK gets hit by a pretty sweet looking flying forearm. Later HBK does a sweet moonsault, and a double dropkick cleans house. Not satisfied, the Rockers both do crossbody blocks from the top to the floor. Awesome stuff. HBK does a delayed vertical suplex, a rare move for him. Then HBK gets clobbered with a double-team stun gun across the top rope. Fuji gets involved with a cane whack. HBK absorbs another nasty double-team move while draped across the ropes. HBK does a lightning-fast Flair Flip on the turnbuckle to the apron, then gets kicked back into the ring, nice sequence. HBK really shined here (I know, it’s shocking, really). A really innovative spot when HBK ducks the belt clothesline, then dives onto the belt, causing the Express members to collide. It’s unrealistic, and I usually hate that, but in this case, it was entertaining. Jannetty gets the hot tag and goes pet **** goofy, but the Express sell two totally whiffed dropkicks like they got hit by Neidhart ... get it? After some relatively standard stuff, HBK goes to the top and gets hit off, taking a tough bump to the floor. Jannetty gets slingshot into a chop and looks like he wrenches his knee in the process. A real innovative finish with Jannetty slingshoting into a sunset flip for the pin. That was definitely quality, I wouldn’t give it 4.5 stars but four is probably OK. Lived up to its reputation.
Big Boss Man vs. Barbarian
Go to 36:00 in the video
* This is a (very) fringe match selection but the heck with it, I like both of these guys. Boss Man was an amazing striker, his uppercuts were great. Boss Man does the Cactus clothesline! Don’t remember him using that. Barbarian (I spelled it Barbarina ... wouldn’t want to make that mistake in front of him!) hits a nice vertical suplex, makes lifting Boss Man look easy. Barbarina lands a stiff standing clothesline, ouch. Boss Man bites his way out of a bear hug, then gets caught but hits an enziguiri. Boss Man almost gets caught in a rollup, if I didn’t know the winner beforehand I probably would have thought that was it. Barbarian hits a nasty clothesline from the top but Boss Man gets a foot on the rope. Boss Man hits his sidewalk slam but doesn’t cover right away and Barbarian gets a fingertip on the rope. Barbarian mostly botches a piledriver. Match ends when Boss Man counters Barbarian’s crossbody from the top. The last couple moves were pretty sloppy but all in all that was entertaining. I’m not sure it’s three stars or just under, but I don’t hate myself for putting this on my list to watch.
As for the Rumble, Hogan won and it wasn’t considered great, so I’m not including it.