Uhh, apparently that's supposed to be Stephanie McMahon? Anyway, here we go:

6-man Elimination Chamber Match for the WWE Title: Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena vs. Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Cesaro vs. Christian
Chamber match is usually fun, and the workrate on paper here is good enough that you would expect this one to be watchable. My paid sources tell me that Christian reverses the reversal of the killswitch and hits it off the top of the chamber to win the title.

The Dylan Bowl: The Wyatt Family vs. The Shield
The build on this one is pretty basic: Luke Harper stole Dean Ambrose's car. Dylan will be making a guest appearance during and after the match to tell us how awesome it was, without regard to whether or not it actually is awesome.

Irrational Push Unification Match: Batista vs. Alberto Del Rio
One of these two men will go into WrestleMania with momentum. I'd rather watch a divas match. And not just one of the "not bad for a divas match" ones; I would watch K2 vs. Eve over this.

LOL at Either of These Guys Holding the Same Belt that Savage/Steamboat/Perfect/Hart/Austin/Rock/etc. Held: Big E vs. Jack Swagger
Big E's only real highlight has been the time that AJ Lee fell off the apron into him and he accidentally grabbed her boob on the way down. Or at least that's the only highlight I saw. Apparently they arbitrarily tossed him the IC Title on an episode of Shotgun Saturday Night along the way though too.

Tag Titles: Road Dogg, Esq. and Billy Bitchcakes vs. The Usos (Pre-Weight Gain Edition)
I've got nothing. You ****rags who like(d) that NAO entrance so much have blood all over your hands.

"Like Kobe Bryant in a Colorado Hotel Room" Match: Titus O'Neil vs. Darren Young
I don't know, Titus O'Neil probably should win this but I still remember JTG randomly beating Shad Gaspard on PPV when such a thing looked unthinkable, so the WWE could just take this as their opportunity to destroy both of these guys in one fell swoop.

probably watch this as it's not ppv on sky, only for the new age outlaws and to boo when cena wins/orton retains

I'll probably buy this, I have high hopes

With the WWE Network launching tomorrow I want to believe something big will happen tonight. Give the people what they want. You dont want them to be pissed and not subscribe to the WWE Network.

Wyatts/Shield will be MOTY.

tbh i'm somewhat optimistic about this ppv. if the last 2 months were a work designed to finally get ahead of smarks in advance of the wwe network launch and we see punk returning to cost boreton the title to bryan setting up punk v h and bryan v bootista v boreton at WM regardless of anything else that happens this will be the best executed ppv in a long long time (better than MITB tbh). i want to believe this is the plan because it's just too perfect for all parties not to be

lol who am i kidding

i feel like the Batista match is going to determine Bryan's WM30 outcome more than the chamber match. I'm predicting Batista looks abysmal in the ring and the crowd completely buries the match.

Not watching live cos I have a full 9-5 tomorrow and timezone bull****, but I think this is going to be a polar PPV where its either one of (probably the) PPV of the year or mega uber blueboyaids bull****.

WWE might be expecting this so they might just have Batista beat him in like 5 seconds to avoid the crowd turning on the match.

The card actually seems like it has quite a bit of matches on it given that I would expect the chamber matches to each take up at least 45 minutes (hopefully), so you're probably right. Batista bomb 10 seconds in to the match for the win.

I'm really looking forward to the 6 man tag.



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My biggest beef with this PPV is all the angles that are supposedly gonna form during the chamber matches. Surely Wyatts and CorpKane&friends wont BOTH interfere to **** over Cena and Bryan, respectively? That would be a complete mess.

Plus Brock is supposed to be at EC tonight too. A lot of potential for Russo finishes.

this is going to be all kinds of terrible

This is my fear too.

Hopefully the Minnesota crowd does the appropriate things if the blueboy.gif level gets too high.

I'm prob gonna skip this PPV.

The only match I'd care to see is The Dylan Bowl.

There might be some surprise(Hogan or Borkerference?) but it's not enough to get me interested.

Yeah I'm curious as to whether a Minnesota crowd is any good. I can't really remember any instances of big shows there. I always fear that the cities I don't know are probably not smarkish at all.

Spotted near the venue (not Batista)

Not watching this. Not even once. Nope.

There is only one chamber match?

I thought the shield and wyatts were fighting inside the chamber. Damn

Predicting pure aids.

Never will you see a restaurant root harder for Daniel Bryan than tonight

Bigger bomb in Minnesota this weekend: Elimination Chamber, or Metrodome?

On workrate alone this really shouldn't be too bad of a card. The results will be a hot pile of garbage most of the time though.