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I hate the people that waste everybody's time when it gets to showdown when they look at their cards, stare at board, look at cards again, then once again stare at the board for 20 more seconds trying to see if it will give him the best hand until he finally mucks. drives me ****ing nuts
This. +1
At my local room they have a promotion where the first 2 hours of play is no rake, this highlights any time waisting to like x10 for me (It's possible its all in my head but seems like its taking twice as long to get through every effing hand!). It has pissed me off to the point of having to say something out loud combined with muttering obscenities under my breath and making obvious sighs of frustration (Which btw is very out of character for me, I usually have a pleasant and cheerful demeanor at the table
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Anyway a few months back a guy was "slow mucking" on 6th street in a hand I wasnt involved in. Its about 1.5 hours into the free rake time and he has his cards held up in front of his stupid effing face like he was witnessing the most unfortunate event ever to take place on the planet ! At this point I reach my boiling point (red faced and very obviously full of rage) I just yelled at him a combination of these kind of phrases (used some of them multiple times, it prolly carried on for a full two minutes) "OK, LETS GO ! YOUR BEAT ! THATS IT ! TIME TO THROW IT AWAY ! ALRIGHT NEXT HAND ! TIME TO LET IT GO NOW YOU ARE 100% BEAT THERE BRO ! C'MON NOW !" I did feel bad that all the abuse from the last hour and a half of frustration was all taken out on him, he did however seem to take it quite well almost as though he could understand my point, Infact it actually seemed to work for speeding up the whole game to some degree.
Its only this and guys who display big ego's especially with prolonged strat talk that really gets my goat. Mostly everthing else even poor hygiene ect. Doesnt bother me to awful much.