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Originally Posted by xxaznmonkyxx
is it illegal for me to lie about whether I saw my cards or not?
Yes.
The FBI probably already has a warrant for your arrest, but are holding off to see whether they can get anything useful off the wiretap.
Whatever you do, don't flee the country. The FBI will turn your biometric data over to the CIA, and they'll nuke you with drones.
Rumor has it that Ted Bundy got his start in serial killing by lying to his friends at a home poker game. A lot of people claim that it's harmless, but it's really a gateway crime. If we allow people to brazenly lie about their poker hands, we'll be inundated with hundreds of 9/11s in 10 years.
Go turn yourself in right now at a local police station. The Feds will respect local authority, and the police may allow you to plead to a lesser charge like second degree unfriendliness or maybe even first degree wanting to take your friend's money.
o This is your *******.
O This is your ******* in prison.
DON'T LIE ABOUT YOUR POKER HANDS AT HOME GAMES!!!