Just watched a guy put money in the pot on 5th street in a Stars 1/2 game with 6.10% equity and win the hand...

I was the one with the most equity on 5th, of course...

I almost threw my computer

Full Tilt Poker Game #10582236496: Table Hone (heads up) - $8/$16 Ante $1.50 - Limit Razz - 3:33:59 ET - 2009/02/12
Seat 1: The_Black_KAT ($439)
Seat 2: scotyno ($312)
The_Black_KAT antes $1.50
scotyno antes $1.50
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to The_Black_KAT [7s]
Dealt to scotyno [5h Ac] [2s]
The_Black_KAT is high with [7s]
The_Black_KAT brings in for $2
scotyno completes it to $8
The_Black_KAT calls $6
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to The_Black_KAT [7s] [8d]
Dealt to scotyno [5h Ac 2s] [7d]
scotyno bets $8
The_Black_KAT calls $8
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to The_Black_KAT [7s 8d] [2c]
Dealt to scotyno [5h Ac 2s 7d] [4h]
scotyno bets $16
The_Black_KAT raises to $32
scotyno raises to $48
The_Black_KAT raises to $64
scotyno calls $16
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to The_Black_KAT [7s 8d 2c] [9h]
Dealt to scotyno [5h Ac 2s 7d 4h] [Jd]
The_Black_KAT checks
scotyno bets $16
The_Black_KAT calls $16
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to scotyno [5h Ac 2s 7d 4h Jd] [Kc]
The_Black_KAT bets $16
scotyno calls $16
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The_Black_KAT shows [4d 3d 7s 8d 2c 9h Ad] 7,4,3,2,A
scotyno mucks
The_Black_KAT wins the pot ($226.50) with 7,4,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $227 | Rake $0.50
Seat 1: The_Black_KAT showed [4d 3d 7s 8d 2c 9h Ad] and won ($226.50) with 7,4,3,2,A
Seat 2: scotyno mucked [Kc 5h 2s 7d 4h Jd Ac] - 7,5,4,2,A

Bleh if it weren't from the tilt factor I got from playing that guy I'd probably play him all day. I have no idea why no one sits him. He has like a 80 vpip and makes bad bad decisions, and runs super hot. So tilllting.

yeah, i ended up booking a slight win before I quit because I was tired and wasn't liking the swings since it was actually the 2nd time i had got back to even, the first time i was up like 50 and then lost another sick pot and ran back down 200 or so before fighting back to like a $35 win. I was playing almost as spewy as he was but the cards started breaking right at the end

heh, being this is (mostly) american - then this is LC .... anyone who loves soccer check it out ... especially the goal at 5:55 wow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYeptuDL3hM

ZICOOOO GOLLLLLLLLLLL BRASSSSSILLLLLLLLLLLLLLllllllllllllll


I guess while I'm on topic it really should be included for anyone who has not witnessed it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQrwYHpsXC0

For some background ... after being sacked by the club and playing his last ever game, which they needed to win ... he produced that.

This is absolutely priceless...

Razz ($2/$4), Ante $0.40, Bring-In $0.50 (converter)

3rd Street - (1.60 SB)

Seat 1: xx xx 8___folds
Seat 2: xx xx J___completes___calls___calls
Seat 3: xx xx T___folds
Seat 4: xx xx T___folds
Seat 5: xx xx 8___folds
Hero: 6 4 5___raises___raises
Seat 7: xx xx K___brings-in___raises___calls
Seat 8: xx xx 3___folds

4th Street - (13.60 SB)

Seat 2: xx xx J 5___checks___raises___raises
Hero: 6 4 5 J___bets___raises___calls
Seat 7: xx xx K 7___calls___calls___calls

5th Street - (12.80 BB)

Seat 2: xx xx J 5 J___folds
Hero: 6 4 5 J A___bets___raises___calls
Seat 7: xx xx K 7 6___raises___raises

6th Street - (20.80 BB)

Hero: 6 4 5 J A K___calls
Seat 7: xx xx K 7 6 8___bets

River - (22.80 BB)

Hero: 6 4 5 J A K 2___raises___raises
Seat 7: xx xx K 7 6 8 xx___bets___raises___calls

Total pot: (30.80 BB - $123.20)

Seat 7 mucked [3h 2d Kh 7h 6d 8d As] - 7,6,3,2,A


He accused me of being incredibly lucky, which I guess I was...

I doubt anyone will ask you why you're playing down at 2/4 ever again

w007 I'm rich! RICH, bitches!


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Gonna give the FT Razz tables a couple hours off tonight while I go play in a home game $20+R NLHE SnG. It's more about the socializing than the profit... Last time I went I got eliminated by a 3-outer on the river. Here's hoping I can get my money in just as good tonight...

Tournament - Razz (80/60), Ante 15, Bring-In 25 (converter)

Seat 1: 1,893
Hero: 1,107

3rd Street - (0.375 SB)

Seat 1: xx xx 8 ___brings-in ___raises ___calls
Hero: A 6 7 ___completes ___raises

4th Street - (6.375 SB)

Seat 1: xx xx 8 8 ___calls
Hero: A 6 7 3 ___bets

5th Street - (11.166666666666666 BB)

Seat 1: xx xx 8 8 A ___calls
Hero: A 6 7 3 K ___bets

6th Street - (16.5 BB)

Seat 1: xx xx 8 8 A 2 ___bets
Hero: A 6 7 3 K 9 ___checks ___calls

River - (21.833333333333332 BB)

Seat 1: xx xx 8 8 A 2 xx ___bets
Hero: A 6 7 3 K 9 T ___checks ___calls

Total pot: (27.166666666666668 BB - 1630.00)

Results (in white):

Total pot 1,630 | Rake 0

Note: this site shuffles the hole cards.

Seat 1: [Th 6d 8d 8c Ad 2s 4c] -


wtf man **** you tabasco kat

So ****ing sick some people have all the luck..

I'm taking a shot at 8/16 right now...can you guess who the fish is?

Razz ($8/$16), Ante $1.50, Bring-In $2 (converter)

3rd Street - (1.13 SB)

Seat 1: xx xx 5___folds
Seat 3: xx xx 7___folds
Seat 4: xx xx 8___folds
Hero: 6 3 A___completes
Seat 6: xx xx A___calls
Seat 7: xx xx K___brings-in___folds

4th Street - (3.38 SB)

Hero: 6 3 A 9___calls
Seat 6: xx xx A 8___bets

5th Street - (2.69 BB)

Hero: 6 3 A 9 4___bets
Seat 6: xx xx A 8 T___calls

6th Street - (4.69 BB)

Hero: 6 3 A 9 4 Q___calls
Seat 6: xx xx A 8 T 7___bets

River - (6.69 BB)

Hero: 6 3 A 9 4 Q 5___raises___raises
Seat 6: xx xx A 8 T 7 xx___bets___raises___folds

Total pot: (12.69 BB - $203)

Tell them to send you a cashiers check!

-ChipsAhoya

I recently got an email from a Mr Usman Adama, accounts manager of an African bank. He says he's got a vast sum of money belonging to a person who died in a plane crash. Yeah, yeah, you're thinking. Heard that one before. But what if he's genuine? The tragedy is that these fraudsters are giving a bad name to all the honest Nigerians who need to use your bank account to deposit $80 million. No one will give them a fair hearing. Maybe I'll give him the beneit of the doubt and email him back.

Micro Stud8ament chat, pure gold

littlehead31: those are the ones u got to careful with
mrmike_ott: yup
mrmike_ott: the junk playing mules
Dealer: mrmike_ott, it's your turn. You have 12 seconds to act
medic109: like you
mrmike_ott: like you twit
Dealer: mrmike_ott has three of a kind, Kings
Dealer: littlehead31 has a pair of Sevens
Dealer: littlehead31 has 7,6,3,2,A for Lo
Dealer: Game #24891365741: mrmike_ott wins Hi pot (315) with three of a kind, Kings
Dealer: Game #24891365741: littlehead31 wins Lo pot (315) with 7,6,3,2,A
Dealer: medic109, it's your turn. You have 12 seconds to act
medic109: dell pillar called to the river twice with nothing but ace high to hit high hand with a straight but your big fat ****ing face didn't talk **** then
littlehead31: lol
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Dealer: littlehead31 has a full house, Fours full of Kings
Dealer: texslim72 has a pair of Jacks
Dealer: texslim72 has 7,6,4,3,A for Lo
Dealer: Game #24891390854: littlehead31 wins Hi pot (440) with a full house, Fours full of Kings
Dealer: Game #24891390854: texslim72 wins Lo pot (440) with 7,6,4,3,A
Dealer: Limits going up: stakes 50/100 ante 5
mrmike_ott: foul mouth little girl
medic109: suck a **** ***
mrmike_ott: oh my

Yeehaa, man I love check/raising. But what the hell is going on with seat 3?

Tournament - 7 Card Stud High-Low - Level II (50/100), Ante 5, Bring-In 15 (converter)

Hero: 2,750
Seat 2: 2,200
Seat 3: 2,463
Seat 4: 2,090
Seat 5: 2,942
Seat 6: 3,085
Seat 7: 2,565
Seat 8: 1,905

3rd Street - (0.80 SB)

Hero: 3 5 A___raises___raises
Seat 2: xx xx 4___brings-in___raises___calls
Seat 3: xx xx K___calls___calls___calls
Seat 4: xx xx 8___folds
Seat 5: xx xx T___folds
Seat 6: xx xx Q___calls___folds
Seat 7: xx xx 8___calls___folds
Seat 8: xx xx T___folds

4th Street - (10.40 SB)

Hero: 3 5 A K___bets
Seat 2: xx xx 4 9___calls
Seat 3: xx xx K 8___calls

5th Street - (6.70 BB)

Hero: 3 5 A K 6___bets
Seat 2: xx xx 4 9 2___calls
Seat 3: xx xx K 8 T___calls

6th Street - (9.70 BB)

Hero: 3 5 A K 6 2___checks___raises
Seat 2: xx xx 4 9 2 3___bets___calls
Seat 3: xx xx K 8 T 9___calls___calls

River - (15.70 BB)

Hero: 3 5 A K 6 2 4___checks___raises
Seat 2: xx xx 4 9 2 3 xx___bets___calls
Seat 3: xx xx K 8 T 9 xx___calls___calls

Total pot: (21.70 BB)

Results (in white):[color:white]

Total pot 2170

Hero: [3s 5s Ac Kd 6h 2d 4s] (HI: a straight, Deuce to Six; LO: 5,4,3,2,A)

Seat 2: [As 7c 4h 9c 2s 3c Jc] (HI: high card Ace; LO: 7,4,3,2,A)

Seat 3: [Qc 7s Kc 8s Ts 9h 9d]

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I am 5th of 142 and running like Jesus. Unfamiliar territory, please advise.

During current Stud H/L session you were dealt 43 hands and:
- saw fourth street 12 times (27%)
- saw fifth street 9 times (20%)
- saw sixth street 7 times (16%)
- reached showdown 6 times (13%)
Pots won at showdown - 6 of 6 (100%)
Pots won without showdown - 2

You finished 57th of 160. Thanks for playing. Bah. Knew it wouldn't last.

Tournament - 7 Card Stud High-Low - Level VII (300/600), Ante 30, Bring-In 90 (converter)

Seat 1: 8,057
Seat 2: 8,903
Seat 3: 14,275
Seat 4: 2,625
Seat 5: 5,378
Hero: 1,881
Seat 8: 8,213

3rd Street - (0.70 SB)

Seat 1: xx xx 5___calls
Seat 2: xx xx A___folds
Seat 3: xx xx 8___calls
Seat 4: xx xx 2___brings-in___folds
Seat 5: xx xx Q___folds
Hero: 3 4 2___raises
Seat 8: xx xx 5___calls

4th Street - (5.00 SB)

Seat 1: xx xx 5 A___checks___calls
Seat 3: xx xx 8 T___checks___calls
Hero: 3 4 2 3___bets
Seat 8: xx xx 5 Q___folds

5th Street - (4.00 BB)

Seat 1: xx xx 5 A J___checks___calls
Seat 3: xx xx 8 T 3___checks___calls
Hero: 3 4 2 3 7___bets

6th Street - (7.00 BB)

Seat 1: xx xx 5 A J 4___raises
Seat 3: xx xx 8 T 3 8___bets___calls
Hero: 3 4 2 3 7 K___raises 51 to 651 and is all-in

River - (12.09 BB)

Seat 1: xx xx 5 A J 4 xx___bets
Seat 3: xx xx 8 T 3 8 xx___checks___calls
Hero: 3 4 2 3 7 K T___all-in

Total pot: (14.09 BB)

Results (in white):[color:white]

Total pot 8451 Main pot 6153. Side pot 2298.

Seat 1: [3h 6s 5h Ah Js 4d 6c] (HI: a pair of Sixes; LO: 6,5,4,3,A)

Seat 3: [5d 5s 8s Th 3s 8h 9s] (HI: two pair, Eights and Fives)

Hero: [3d 4c 2s 3c 7d Kh Td]

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Some chat from a guy who thinks he knows good Razz play when he sees it...


Razz ($5/$10), Ante $1, Bring-In $1.50 (converter)

3rd Street - (1.20 SB)

Seat 2: xx xx J___brings-in___folds
Seat 3: xx xx 2___completes
Seat 4: xx xx T___folds
Seat 5: xx xx 9___folds
Hero: 3 5 7___calls
Seat 8: xx xx T___folds

4th Street - (3.50 SB)

Seat 3: xx xx 2 5___bets
Hero: 3 5 7 2___calls

5th Street - (2.75 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx 2 5 9___bets
Hero: 3 5 7 2 T___calls

6th Street - (4.75 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx 2 5 9 Q___bets
Hero: 3 5 7 2 T Q___calls

River - (6.75 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx 2 5 9 Q xx___checks___calls
Hero: 3 5 7 2 T Q A___bets

Total pot: (8.75 BB - $87.50)


Seat 3: *** mucked [8s 6c 2h 5s 9s Qc 3c] - 8,6,5,3,2

***: wat a **** donk u are
***: keep playin like this
***: i m not yellin
***: i love this players


Then on the third hand after the one above...

Razz ($5/$10), Ante $1, Bring-In $1.50 (converter)

3rd Street - (1.40 SB)

Seat 1: xx xx 8___folds
Seat 2: xx xx 4___folds
Seat 3: xx xx A___folds
Seat 4: xx xx 5___folds
Seat 5: xx xx 3___completes___calls
Hero: 2 7 5___raises
Seat 8: xx xx J___brings-in___folds

4th Street - (5.70 SB)

Seat 5: xx xx 3 K___calls
Hero: 2 7 5 2___bets

5th Street - (3.85 BB)

Seat 5: xx xx 3 K J___checks___folds
Hero: 2 7 5 2 2___bets

Total pot: (3.85 BB - $38.50)


***: see.. reraise a 5 vs a 3
***: thats the kind of player u want on yuor tble

3s are smaller than 5s, donkey

jbrennen - i would show that hand to him, just for funzies.

ace_it_jr: u lucky dik suckinf full tilt bastard

Sad turtle

yay my day in satellites.

Tournament - Razz (40/80), Ante 7, Bring-In 10 (converter)

Seat 2: 1,490
Seat 3: 1,580
Seat 4: 1,415
Seat 5: 1,640
Hero: 1,435
Seat 7: 1,585
Seat 8: 1,395

3rd Street - (1.23 SB)

Seat 2: xx xx J___folds
Seat 3: xx xx J___calls___calls
Seat 4: xx xx 7___folds
Seat 5: xx xx K___brings-in___folds
Hero: 3 2 A___completes___raises___calls
Seat 7: xx xx A___raises___raises
Seat 8: xx xx 9___folds

4th Street - (13.48 SB)

Seat 3: xx xx J 6___raises___calls
Hero: 3 2 A 6___bets___raises
Seat 7: xx xx A J___calls___calls

5th Street - (11.24 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx J 6 2___calls
Hero: 3 2 A 6 8___bets
Seat 7: xx xx A J 5___calls

6th Street - (14.24 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx J 6 2 2___checks
Hero: 3 2 A 6 8 3___checks
Seat 7: xx xx A J 5 3___checks

River - (14.24 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx J 6 2 2 xx___calls
Hero: 3 2 A 6 8 3 Q___checks___calls
Seat 7: xx xx A J 5 3 xx___bets

Total pot: (17.24 BB - 1,379)

time to start posting my quads now. I missed like 3 or 4

7 Card Stud High ($3/$6), Ante $0.50, Bring-In $1 (converter)

3rd Street - (1.17 SB)

Seat 1: xx xx 4___folds
Hero: J J 8___completes___calls
Seat 3: xx xx A___folds
Seat 5: xx xx 8___folds
Seat 6: xx xx K___raises
Seat 7: xx xx 2___brings-in___folds
Seat 8: xx xx 4___folds

4th Street - (5.50 SB)

Hero: J J 8 4___calls
Seat 6: xx xx K 2___bets

5th Street - (3.75 BB)

Hero: J J 8 4 J___raises
Seat 6: xx xx K 2 T___bets___calls

6th Street - (7.75 BB)

Hero: J J 8 4 J 2___bets
Seat 6: xx xx K 2 T Q___checks___calls

River - (9.75 BB)

Hero: J J 8 4 J 2 J___bets
Seat 6: xx xx K 2 T Q xx___checks___folds

Total pot: (9.75 BB - $58.50)