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Demerit would probably be a better term than infraction, but I didn't write the software. You want I should give you an infraction just to prove that I can do it?

Yes, please, and if it's not too much bother, could I have my title changed from "Pooh-Bah" to "Infracted?"

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skoldpadda came to chicago on business this weekend and we hung out the majority of saturday. i met him at a restaurant co-owned by one of his friends named 'big jones', which had, imo, a fairly inaccessible menu in regards to your average diner, but you wouldnt know given the copious amounts of it i ate. everything i tasted was exquisite, and in light of the rigid dietary changes ive made in more recent days ( which allows a solid cheat meal a week ) nothing went unappreciated.

there was a refined version of chicken tenders served on a bed of butter lettuce, accompanied by an assortment of veg, and finished with a light vinaigrette. a hearts of palm salad which deviated from the obvious, and featured instead roasted pineapple, beans, nuts, and a peanut dressing. the entree was a ny strip, stripped, served with fried mash, mushroom, and a super reduced red wine jus....delicious! i ordered a trio of desserts to sample ( velvet cake, bread pudding, and mud pie with toasted marshmallows ) to finish. all very tasty! cant wait to go back!

did i mention that mother ****er ate sushi before meeting me for dinner? he politely acquiesced to my food rape and sampled the things i ordered, while providing entertaining banter as i gorged. girl talk clearly.

we headed off to electrical's studio just in time for the madonna truth or dare pj party. i went snoopy, electrical sported a sparkling pink snuggie, and sp surprised us all by wearing long-johns with "touched for the very first time" custom printed across the front. we basically studio-hopped for 90 minutes or so alongside engineers and various members of bands, all busy making out with each other, or in some advanced stage of foreplay, grapes and dessert items strewn liberally across the floor and jammed in the crevices of furniture. at one point bacon, one of elec's cats, hopped off the piano stool right into a mixing bowl full of whipped topping...we all laughed.

the idea of trading lego pieces came up, but everyone decided to ignore me...it was getting late anyhow. padda saw that i made it home safely and went on his way. i got home and immediately felt like crap both because i ate a ton of food that my body isnt accustomed to, and also because i shouldve accepted *censored* from that hot bassist instead of opting out just because i didnt want to get involved while her tech *censored* her with a beetroot. i went outside and did mountain climbers, high knees, jump rope, and other various two worded exercises prior to going for a good run until all remorse was sweated from my system.

really fun time sp, thanks a ton! electrical youre ****ing sick...seriously...whats your problem!?

love ghost

I'm the Col. Kurtz of recording. Things happen once you go native.

omg the review i just wrote on the bottom of page seven will go unnoticed because we are now on page 8. someone bump plz asap!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Sounds like a great time!

<3<3<3 mash. see to it you fly in for initiation at your earliest convenience.

you're doing it wrong.


And way to make a meal sound so mother****ing gourmet that I almost search for this restaurant, only to realize that you're clever verbage made a restaurant that as far as I know, (apologizes skolpadda because I'm sure the restaurant is greate) is equivalent to Applebees, sound like it's motherucking Robuchon.

P.S. Hope you all had a great time!

Really, pics or gtfo

wat?

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3rd Street: (0.333 SB)
Hero: A 3 8___Hero brings in for $10___Hero raises___Hero calls
Seat 2: xx xx 5____Seat 2 completes____Seat 2 3-bets

4th Street: (6.333 SB) (2 players)
Hero: A 3 8 A___Hero bets
Seat 2: xx xx 5 5____Seat 2 calls

5th Street: (4.167 BB) (2 players)
Hero: A 3 8 A 8___Hero calls
Seat 2: xx xx 5 5 7____Seat 2 bets

6th Street: (6.167 BB) (2 players)
Hero: A 3 8 A 8 A___Hero checks
Seat 2: xx xx 5 5 7 5____Seat 2 checks

7th Street: (6.167 BB) (2 players)
Hero: A 3 8 A 8 A Q___Hero bets
Seat 2: xx xx 5 5 7 5 xx____Seat 2 calls



Don't bother critiquing this hand. We were at least 900 hands into the session and the dynamic can only be described with gems like this.

Bad 4th/5th? I couldnt fold.


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3rd Street: (0.833 SB)
Seat 2: xx xx 8____Seat 2 completes____Seat 2 calls____Seat 2 calls
Seat 4: xx xx 8____Seat 4 calls____Seat 4 calls____Seat 4 calls
Seat 5: xx xx 5____Seat 5 raises____Seat 5 caps!
Hero: A 3 4___Hero 3-bets___Hero calls
Seat 8: xx xx K____Seat 8 brings in for $10____Seat 8 folds

4th Street: (17.167 SB) (4 players)
Seat 2: xx xx 8 J____Seat 2 calls____Seat 2 calls____Seat 2 calls
Seat 4: xx xx 8 4____Seat 4 checks____Seat 4 raises____Seat 4 caps!
Seat 5: xx xx 5 8____Seat 5 bets____Seat 5 3-bets____Seat 5 calls
Hero: A 3 4 K___Hero calls___Hero calls___Hero calls

5th Street: (16.583 BB) (4 players)
Seat 2: xx xx 8 J 3____Seat 2 calls____Seat 2 calls
Seat 4: xx xx 8 4 2____Seat 4 bets____Seat 4 3-bets____Seat 4 calls
Seat 5: xx xx 5 8 6____Seat 5 raises____Seat 5 caps!
Hero: A 3 4 K 6___Hero calls___Hero calls

6th Street: (32.583 BB) (4 players)
Seat 2: xx xx 8 J 3 A____Seat 2 calls all in
Seat 4: xx xx 8 4 2 7____Seat 4 bets____Seat 4 calls
Seat 5: xx xx 5 8 6 J____Seat 5 calls____Seat 5 calls
Hero: A 3 4 K 6 5___Hero raises

7th Street: (39.5 BB) (4 players - 1 is all in)
Seat 2: xx xx 8 J 3 A xx
Seat 4: xx xx 8 4 2 7 xx____Seat 4 checks____Seat 4 calls
Seat 5: xx xx 5 8 6 J xx____Seat 5 checks____Seat 5 calls
Hero: A 3 4 K 6 5 7___Hero bets

This hand may not have deserved to be put in LC
Not sure about 4th and I did not run any simuls... but on fifth, shouldnt you be happy putting in money here?

wait, anyone who posts ****ing HH until we get this chicago thing further updated/pictured gets a permaban.

omg, getting called out on the sushi in LC... a new low of embarrassment for me. Thanks for the tr re: elec's party; after you slipped me those roofies, the last thing I remember was your jumping on the bar at the restaurant and slurping jello shots off of that bald guy's head.

Sorry chips, all photos have been mysteriously deleted from my phone.

Can I put High Stakes poker player on my resume?

You can, but it probably wouldn't be a good idea. Some folks will pass judgment on you for being a degenerate gambler. Others will want to engage you in conversations you don't want to have about a tournament that they played in some dive bar. I think that I've hurt myself in some interviews because it's pretty obvious that I'm more enthusiastic about music, for example, than I am about the stuff that people pay me to do.

Please tell me that the engineers/band members were females..

hi? thanks =) the restaurant actually was fine dining...as an add note, and as testament to my gayness the decor was ****ing amazing, but thanks for the complement!

gonna dry hump all you mother****ers at wsop watch your backs ( especially )!

haha dude, you just reminded me that i forgot to post this. id also like to not be judged for playing this hand the way i did..this was not 7 game and he was def playing razz. totally owned.

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3rd Street: (0.938 SB)
Seat 2: xx xx J____Seat 2 folds
Hero: A 7 9___Hero completes___Hero calls
Seat 5: xx xx J____Seat 5 folds
Seat 6: xx xx A____Seat 6 raises
Seat 7: xx xx K____Seat 7 brings in for $2____Seat 7 folds

4th Street: (5.188 SB) (2 players)
Hero: A 7 9 6___Hero bets
Seat 6: xx xx A A____Seat 6 calls

5th Street: (3.594 BB) (2 players)
Hero: A 7 9 6 7___Hero bets
Seat 6: xx xx A A 5____Seat 6 calls

6th Street: (5.594 BB) (2 players)
Hero: A 7 9 6 7 9___Hero raises
Seat 6: xx xx A A 5 Q____Seat 6 bets____Seat 6 calls

7th Street: (9.594 BB) (2 players)
Hero: A 7 9 6 7 9 9___Hero raises
Seat 6: xx xx A A 5 Q xx____Seat 6 bets____Seat 6 calls

Final Pot: 13.594 BB
Hero shows A 7 9 6 7 9 9 (a pair of Sevens)
Seat 6 shows 6 5 A A 5 Q 5 (a pair of Aces)
Seat 6 wins 13.406 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

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natchobvious (CO): t210 M = 1.17
Solawis (BTN): t1085 M = 6.03
Hero (SB): t5290 M = 29.39
BrutalDelux3 (BB): t255 M = 1.42
JayT0306 (UTG): t5133 M = 28.52
famous243 (UTG+1): t2170 M = 12.06
HonorableBluff (UTG+2): t4370 M = 24.28
djben1405 (MP1): t5157 M = 28.65
Dionisio83 (MP2): t355 M = 1.97

Pre Flop: (t180) Hero is SB with 4 K
JayT0306 calls t120, 6 folds, Hero calls t60, BrutalDelux3 checks

Flop: (t360) 3 7 2 (3 players)
Hero bets t240, BrutalDelux3 folds, JayT0306 raises to t840, Hero calls t600

Turn: (t2040) A (2 players)
Hero checks, JayT0306 bets t1320, Hero raises to t4330 all in, JayT0306 calls t2853 all in

River: (t10386) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t10386
Hero shows 4 K (a flush, King high)
JayT0306 shows 6 5 (a flush, Seven high)
Hero wins t10386


As bonus, took out BrutalDelux3 the next hand.

If he'd known that you were holding his only out (the 4), maybe he folds the turn??

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3rd Street: (1.167 SB)
Hero: 6 6 5___Hero calls
Seat 2: xx xx T____Seat 2 folds
Seat 3: xx xx 8____Seat 3 folds
Seat 4: xx xx T____Seat 4 calls
Seat 5: xx xx 4____Seat 5 brings in for $1____Seat 5 calls
Seat 7: xx xx K____Seat 7 completes
Seat 8: xx xx T____Seat 8 calls

4th Street: (6.167 SB) (5 players)
Hero: 6 6 5 5___Hero bets
Seat 4: xx xx T 7____Seat 4 calls
Seat 5: xx xx 4 9____Seat 5 folds
Seat 7: xx xx K Q____Seat 7 folds
Seat 8: xx xx T 8____Seat 8 calls

5th Street: (6.083 BB) (3 players)
Hero: 6 6 5 5 K___Hero bets
Seat 4: xx xx T 7 Q____Seat 4 calls all in
Seat 8: xx xx T 8 J____Seat 8 calls

6th Street: (8.833 BB) (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero: 6 6 5 5 K 5___Hero bets
Seat 4: xx xx T 7 Q 2
Seat 8: xx xx T 8 J 4____Seat 8 calls

7th Street: (10.833 BB) (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero: 6 6 5 5 K 5 5___Hero bets
Seat 4: xx xx T 7 Q 2 xx
Seat 8: xx xx T 8 J 4 xx____Seat 8 calls

Final Pot: 12.833 BB
Hero shows 6 6 5 5 K 5 5 (four of a kind, Fives)
Seat 4 mucks A K T 7 Q 2 9
Seat 8 mucks A Q T 8 J 4 T
Hero wins 4.333 BB
Hero wins 8 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

Perhaps they are friends and it wasn't actually an ignorant response, but more of a joke.