The guy is so crude that he is awesome, and I have tried every trick in the book to attempt to make his list, but he refuses! I even take it to different levels:
Level 1: He is not a bad player, but he is an open book and I can put him on a hand consistently. I constantly rub the fact that he has yet to win a pot in which I was a participant. We get to showdown, and for example, I show top 2 to take down the pot, I ask "did I make the list yet?" every single time.
Level 2: Just for kicks, I call his PFR with 84o in the BB and complete miss the flop, check-raise his bet and double the turn, he folds, I show him my 84o. He just laughs!
So now we advance to Level 3...
Level 3: I notice that the TV is showing a replay of a Yankee home run, so I yell to him, "hey (name), look at the TV, your boy Teixeira just hit a big fly!" He screams his usual "OH BABY!" and I point out that he just celebrated a replay and the table starts laughing. And he found it hilarious, I don't get it!
I want to make his list
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