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Originally Posted by TAG-NIT
I'm all for youngsters doing there thing and all. Good for them I say. You all know Jeremy I'm sure. He of the constant "Daddy's here", and "I'm a survivor", and "Do you know anyone more sick than me?" comments. Somewhat annoying but he drinks too much, which combined with his already exploitable style is not a bad thing, except that he slows the game way, way down.
Loud is a little bothersome. Goofiness is whatever, but it is hard enough to get hands in a live game without him hollywooding or smashed beyond understanding and not know what's going on.
I played with this guy yesterday for the first time since a while back at the 101, the term douchebag doesn't even do him justice.
His music on his Ipod was loud enough for everyone to hear. He talks like a white wannabe gangster from 1996. His attitude reflects that of a man with balls the size of peanuts and a dick the size of a toothpick, constantly speaking down to anyone in shouting distance.
Everyone at the table was watching the Niners game, yet he assumed everyone was paying attention to him talk about how good he is and would not shut up.
He actually calls himself "Daddy" and claimed to have "more money than God."
The story didn't necessarily check out when he lost a $900 pot after some old guy shoved a gutter in his face and got there. For the next 30-45 mins he berated the dealers and told everyone numerous times how they sucked and had no idea.
He kept calling the waitress over, saying "hold on a sec honey" and then tanking needlessly when he was obv. folding while she waited. In the above pot, the poor girl stood there for like 5 mins for his tank, another 5 mins for his post-hand tirade and then he said, "oh I am good right now babe."
This was all capped off by the pinnacle of douchebagness, as he proceeded to count his stack of $1000 in bills no less than 5 times in the hour or so I was at the table, at least once while the waitress stood there waiting for his order.
Needless to say, as soon as a new table opened, I moved and had a few conversations with the floor about his pre-pubecent antics, specifically his lack of respect for dealers and waitresses.
I nominate this guy for World's Biggest Scumbag and highlight this piece of pond scum as an example of how not to act at the poker tables.