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Wait, this is the future, right? Will we have bionic limbs a la Steve Major? In that case take me with you and make sure I don't get shot in the ass while you're carrying me out. I've seen that **** happen too many times in movies.

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11-16-2013 , 12:53 PM

#23502

Omaha8A2

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Forgot about the second question. It's a hard one, but I think the right answer is you can't tell who is smarter by what country they're from.

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11-16-2013 , 01:40 PM

#23503

ScreaminAsian

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wow you're good

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11-16-2013 , 01:42 PM

#23504

ScreaminAsian

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they've got bionic limbs now. that one dude with carbon fibre legs qualified for the olympics

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11-16-2013 , 01:59 PM

#23505

ScreaminAsian

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they haven't invented a bionic dick yet tho

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11-16-2013 , 03:28 PM

#23506

Detroit187

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

they've got bionic limbs now. that one dude with carbon fibre legs qualified for the olympics

Is that the same guy who shot his girlfriend thru the bathroom door because he thought she was an intruder ?

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11-16-2013 , 03:44 PM

#23507

ScreaminAsian

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he's just one of them! i think they actually help you run faster and that's why they aren't able to compete in real olympicies.

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11-16-2013 , 03:46 PM

#23508

ScreaminAsian

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if they ever allow metal legs in olympic track events i'm definitely getting my arms and jaw removed and replaced with brass ones so i can become an even better boxer than mohammed ali.

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11-16-2013 , 03:47 PM

#23509

Caveman921

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

they haven't invented a bionic dick yet tho

Get the Bobbitt pump.

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11-16-2013 , 03:56 PM

#23510

boutrous11

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so what do you guys do here: tournament, two women are allin pf. one has A5, the other 99. flop is A32, no flushes in play anywhere. turn 9, river 4. dealer scoops their cards, face down into the much, ships the pot to 99, no one notices anything. as he's shipping it, i decide to say something... A5 is more than halfway to the door by now. about 7 seconds after the ship, i finally get the dealer's attention. he realizes the mistake, fishes the cards from the muck, floor is called, A5 is called back, she gets the monies. most important: neither woman is remotely good looking...

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11-16-2013 , 04:23 PM

#23511

Stripes

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Ok...been reading this forum for a couple months...i can feel the brain cells dying...however...it is quite entertaining. pretty sure this is chip porn. me likey. wp mouse. wp.

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11-16-2013 , 04:24 PM

#23512

Stripes

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hey...i clicked to reply to the pic of the grand of chippies...wtf?

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11-16-2013 , 04:34 PM

#23513

Pay4Myschool

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Boutrous,

Good decision, well played.

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11-16-2013 , 05:22 PM

#23514

Caveman921

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Originally Posted by boutrous11

Ethically, good decision. Financially, bad decision. You can't beat women so having 2 at the table means you lose..

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11-16-2013 , 05:25 PM

#23515

Omaha8A2

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Originally Posted by Pay4Myschool

Boutrous,
Good decision, well played.

P4MS back itt. Winning.

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11-16-2013 , 05:26 PM

#23516

Omaha8A2

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Originally Posted by Stripes

hey...i clicked to reply to the pic of the grand of chippies...wtf?

I like you're style/effort. Post a third attempt with the chips for the follow through. Good first attempt though.

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11-16-2013 , 05:27 PM

#23517

Omaha8A2

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Originally Posted by boutrous11

WP. Pics ofc; let thread determine if/how much ftw.

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11-16-2013 , 05:28 PM

#23518

Omaha8A2

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

they haven't invented a bionic dick yet tho

Someone needs to do fact checking on this subject.

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11-16-2013 , 05:30 PM

#23519

Omaha8A2

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Originally Posted by Caveman921

Hookers and blow?
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In Port Huron? Could be hazardous to your well being.

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11-16-2013 , 05:41 PM

#23520

Caveman921

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Originally Posted by Omaha8A2

In Port Huron? Could be hazardous to your well being.

Probably. I've met your wife. I know she could and would kill you in your sleep.

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11-16-2013 , 05:53 PM

#23521

Omaha8A2

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Originally Posted by Caveman921

Probably. I've met your wife. I know she could and would kill you in your sleep.

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That was not what I meant. I don't agree with you, but I'm also not going to try to prove you wrong.

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11-16-2013 , 05:55 PM

#23522

Omaha8A2

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OMG OMG OMG
23,853 v 23,545

Over/under on surpassing within a month (December 16)? Remember there are holidays / vacation days coming up.

BTW, my first ever OMGOMGOMG post. Not sure I'm doing it right.

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11-16-2013 , 06:08 PM

#23523

GoingBroke777

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So will it be 4x OMG's when we pass them.

1 less post, untill we pass borgata...

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11-16-2013 , 06:53 PM

#23524

networth

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Just asked durrrr if hr would do a guest well in the Borgata thread. Told him we were battling some upstart thread for community supremacy. So come on over and ask your questions.