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Originally Posted by Omaha8A2
...It was a pretty good turn-out for a Monday night...
For some reason this made "Piano Man" start playing in my brain. Then I started rewriting the lyrics and came up with the following...
1-2-3...
1-2-3...
It's nine o'clock on a Monday
The Regular nits shuffle in
There's an old man playing next to me
This Fish just called my all-in!
He says, "Son, can you stake me a Donkament?
I won’t buy no hookers & blow”
But he called me a cheat when he took a bad beat
So I shook my head and said: “No."
Oh, blah blah de blah-blah
La la, di daaaa you’re so dumb
Chorus:
Deal me a hand, you're the dealer, man
Deal the bad beat tonight
Well, I’m no mood for floding preflop
So shut up and deal cards, alright?
Now George on the Floor is a friend of mine
He sits the donks next to me
And he's quick with a joke or to pocket a toke
But there's someplace that I'd rather be
I say, "George, this high rake is just killing things."
As I lost yet another dumb race
"Well I'm sure that I could crush on Poker Stars
If I could still access the place"
Oh, blah blah de blah-blah
La la, di daaaa you’re so dumb
And the waitress is slower than my grandpa
As the businessmen slowly get stacked
Yes, they're playing a game they call Omaha
But it's better than Playin’ Black Jack
Chorus
Deal me a hand, you're the dealer, man
Deal the bad beat tonight
Well, I’m no mood for floding preflop
So shut up and deal cards, alright?
Now Frank is a Poker podcaster
Who never flops less than a set
But he's bluffin' at Gambit, who's runs hot goddamnit
And his default is always to bet
It's a pretty good crowd cus of Black Friday
And Jose gives me a smile
He knows that it's me that’s payin’ to see
‘Cause he’s been betting light for a while
And the felt, it smells like an old stale beer
And the donkey-donks all stack off with air
And they stare in my eye and then fold with a sigh
And ask, "Man, what were you holdin’ there?"
Oh, blah blah de blah-blah
La la, lol Donkaments.
Chorus:
Deal me a hand, you're the dealer, man
Deal the bad beat tonight
Well, I’m no mood for floding preflop
So shut up and deal cards, alright?
Last edited by Pot Odds RAC; 02-07-2012 at 09:09 PM.