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Originally Posted by Turdzilla
Does anyone play at Big Beaver?
I like to play with womenz beavers!
i Wish poker was ...
I wish poker was an inanimate object, Or better yet a person. So i could have someone to yell at or beat when i run bad. Like life poker is not fair and can be really really brutal. The other day i received a phone call from my friend Zheng (darkhawk 2000 from Quadjacks). He called me up asking if i was going to play poker that night, And basically i replied i was pretty much done with poker until December 17th.
To be honest i had no intentions of playing poker. i was totally content with watching my HBO series sunday night movies and going to be around 12ish.
And of course that changes.
2 free meals and 1 fat ass
Think of 2 Girls 1 cup except nobody gets **** on! So i am sitting at home with plans of sitting at home being totally boring and lame when i get a phone call. I pretty much have decided to stay home and give Poker the middle finger.
So I get a phone call and of course my plans change when i get a call on my 1980s cell phone from Jose. Jose and i talk for a little bit and he offers my fat ass a free meal if i come and hang out with him. Of course being a greedy fat ass i can't turn down a free meal so i hop into my car and drive out to Cadas and play their 7pm tournament.
I get there and eat dinner with Jose At this point i am pretty much happy with my free meal. I register the tournament with Jose and sit down at the opposite table of Jose in seat 9. I play pretty solid and play post flop poker as we are all pretty deep with these stacks. there are 14 entrants into this tournament. with only two people getting paid.
Play is mostly weak at my table and i try to take advantage of my table and get max value for almost all of my hands. Half the table is a bunch of stations with a couple of people who seem to be semi competent. I cooler the guy to my right 1 time which i ended up being his nemisis the whole tournament. I had a hand where i had AhJh and i flop the absolute nuts. I get more then a double up when AJ>AT on a AAJKT board which was pretty unlucky for him to have the 3rd nuts in this hand. After that it was pretty much easy street until the final table.
I look down at AKo and i am contemplating my raise size. BB shoves all in prematurely so i know that he will be shoving with his stack this hand. I look at his stack size which is 3,000+. i decided to raise from utg and i get calls from the Station in seat 1 and the other Station in seat 6. BB doesn't disappoint when he shoves opening up action for me to raise preflop. At this point i am tournament chip leader with over 41k and i elect to go heads up getting 4:1 and i shove. Seat 1 goes into a hissy fit and starts yelling at me for isolating. Then Seat 6 calls for 18k+ with 22 at 200/400. I am like wtf how do you call there. That thought quickly escapes my mind when i hit the Ace on the turn and i knock out 2 people. I cringe and thank the lady (in my head) for her (LOL) awsome hero call w 22.
Final table with chip lead
So we sit down and i get moved to seat 3 and i take an inventory of everyones stack. I first ask Jose what his stack size as i figure he is the best player at the table besides myself. Everyone Else will have to put in some work to earn my respect.
I tighten up to try and get some reads on the table and figure out pretty quickly that i am going to (as chip leader) tighten up my range as i have 2 people (maniacs) who are sitting to my left who are not going to make life easy.
I sit there and watch seat 5 raise every hand. i figure he is the best candidate to 3 bet but since he is sitting on my left that is going to be pretty hard. Also there is a crazy old lady who is completely insane sitting in seat 7. She is sitting with 2nd place chips and is playing every hand also. I strap on my seat belt knowing this is going to be one crazy ride.
I hate Gingers especially this one
I never knew why people could be so mean to Gingers. I mean i have never met a ginger that i never disiked. Actually i was attracted to alot of women with red hair. But today i found out why people actually don't like Gingers. It was seat 5! he literally raised Every hand. Off the felt i probably have a beer with the guy but on the felt i really don't want him to my left. He is a ****ing nut job.He make Jose look Howard Ledner. Super tight and Nitty. He is the Charles Manson of Poker. Raise/ reraise/ all in wtf **** my life. **** bemoaning having bad beats blah blah blah. I will take those any day over having Charles Manson on my left.
So i start adjusting to the table and tighten up. Manson raises for the 300th time again preflop and i get seat 6 and seat 7 calling as well as 1 other person i think. I look down from the blind and i look at 7s7d. I consider reraising here trying to thin the field but quickly realize i am only bloating the pot out of position. So i elect to call Manson's raise and see a flop. Flop comes K 7 ? rainbow. i check and Manson for some reason checks and so does everyone else. Ten hits the turn and i lead out. Charles Manson Jams on me and everyone else folds. I snap call only to see Manson showing 10 8 which he is drawing dead. (later he claims he had a flush draw but i believe there was no draw. which makes me believe he is crazy) I add to my enormous stack and am sitting on 160bbs at the final table. I guess it is nice to have a Easy button while playing poker.
Super system 3 by the crazy lady
Seat 7 takes over being an absolute nut case. she bets 12k into a 8k pot and is doing so almost every hand. I honestly ponder if she forgot to take her meds today and consider pulling her aside. She seems to have gone completely mad.
Jose must of been completely card dead. And when he had a hand he still had to contend with seat 7s antics. no matter what she would call all of his raises preflop out of positioin. which seems like it would be a poker players dream. Except She would mash POT x 2 button every time post flop. I would imagine it would be quite frustrating. Jose later on decided to make a steal from utg and shove with what i thought was 10bb stack and i look down at A2. i think i am somewhat ahead of Joses range but i don't want to double him up or put myself into a bad spot with Crazy lady behind me. i elect to fold and she calls with her suited K9. Unfortunately Jose looses that hand and gets knocked out. And we are now 3 handed.
The lady starts spewing money like crazy and i start to play back at her. I wither her down alittle bit when she starts going at it with seat 4. He plays quite well and gets her to double him up 3 times. She makes a huge mistake and again mashes POT x 2 button and knocks herself out when seat 4 traps w KK. Good Game Grandma. Make sure to take your meds!
An honest Abe
So i get heads up with what i think is best scenario for me. Abe is less aggressive then Jose and Grand Ma. i think i can play post flop and will make less mistakes. Abe offers a chop but i politely decline as i have the chip lead and there is only a difference of $100. Plus i have a 2:1 chip lead against a competent player who i think might be passive heads up.
I get into my usual heads up game and start beating up on Abe. He then thanks me for being nice to him and says he never gets to play heads up with a good player and says he looks forward to the challenge. We talk about every thing and i make Abe feel pretty comfortable and go play heads up for another 50 minutes or so? At one point Abe gets the chip lead when i out level myself and 4 bet with 10 2 on a 3 10 3 board. i quickly realize he has a 3 and don't put another chip into that pot.
i look down at my short stack and decide to push with Kh3h and i get snap called by Abe. He flips over KQ and i am like damn. the 2nd time i actually jam preflop which is my first time jamming light. And i have to be dominated. The flop brings me alot of hope when i comes Kc 3c Xc giving me two pair but i realize i am far from celebrating when the 4th club hits. i Quickly realize he has Qc and i now need a case King or a three to bail me out. I get lucky on the River when Ks hits and i double up. We play alittle while longer and i make a pretty sweet hero call and basically take the tournament down there.
Hey Mom look two free meals
I Win the tournament and talk to Abe for almost 2 hours. he Thanks me for taking poker and offers me a free meal. I politely decline but he insist. Due to the fact i reraised the turn with two pair i unknowingly allow him to fold an inferior hand. Which in a Big miracle allows him to get 2nd place.
So we talk for a while and as a amateur poker player he ask questions. I answer and we talk about life for a while. It was pretty cool to get out and meet some good people. I must thank Jose for the meal and i will buy your next time as well. I am pretty happy to be selling 50% of my action to Jose, that is if he doesn't change his mind.
Cadas food deliverers and will probably eat the steak next time as it looked good! i might grind a little bit before December 17th. If not then i will see you guys then.
later @vilageidiot1