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Originally Posted by Dream
I really miss the St Johns room. Old white guys with money.
Here's a typical 2/2 experience at the Regency room.:
Does anyone have........
Not sure how to describe politely.
Gangstas in their cardrooms? Not Mugsy or Capone types, but like guys from rap videos? And not the maybach champagne rap types, but the jersey, bad tattoos, extras from the movie Boyz N the Hood type gangstas?
The dialog is amazing.
All 3 guys sit down. How much you coming in for?
"40!"
"We doin' 40!"
"Me too, 40!"
"We want $40!"
Like a full minute of different variations of yelling $40.
And then during the game, random nuggets like.
Calls one of his homie's all ins with J2. Homie starts berating him. Best defense ever.
"I WAS TRYIN TO BLOW UP OR THROWUP! BLOWUP OR THROWUP!"
Multiple all in time?
"Grab yo nutz! Time to grab yo nutz!"
"WHo got some nutz! Grab yo nutz!"
Navy kid is owning one particular gangsta $40 at a time all night. Finally folds to gangsta no 2 in a small limped pot. Gangsta no 2 goes on a tirade including descriptions of spousal abuse.
"Yeah, you cowering now! You cowering! Just go on put your head down and don't look. Cower in the corner. Just like my wife do when she ****ed up. You cowering!".
navy kid = "Nice hand."
"Naw, no nice hand, you cowering now!".
Yeah, I pretty much experience this same thing, but at 2/5. Actually, when I go to BestBet now, I generally play 5/5 PLO if it's running. If not, I play 2/5 and drink.
Most anyone who plays poker has an ego. These type of guys just have a different way of expressing it. They're totally clueless as to what they're doing, of course, but almost always harmless.
I played 2/2 there against a hybrid gangsta/dork one time who was actually pretty smart but just wouldn't shut up. Finally, when his stack got down to $35, which he loudly announced before shipping all in, I called, busted him, and tipped the dealer his stack. He sort of lost his mind. The rest of the table congratulated me.