I get tourney table change last night, sit down and begin chatting. Talk turns to online and rigged. I tell them I ran the gamut in my years of play - first I was clueless, then I began to feel it was rigged, then I began to play live and found the same stupid crap happening, so I no longer believe its rigged, just a stupid game.
So second hand I see 77 in hijack, I make a speech, "too short to do anything but shove... but nobody can call my bet without a real hand..." Button immediately calls me, blinds fold and he flips 44.
"Ok", I said, "watch this now, we're going to see what a stupid game this is, flop will prob come 446"
Flop 4xx... Turn 4. GG.
Table laughs. I say "Poker's not my game, I ought to be a psychic instead."
Cool story brah... It IS a stupid silly game that we love... all we can do is laugh.