Well now I actually have something to do at work.
I need to make my open source node framework handle not just parallel API calls, but any mixture of parallel and sequential, with business logic and potential conditional calls (calls only happen if outcome of previous call turns out a certain way). Then incorporate it into some kind of demo I can show early next week as a potential solution for an API orchestration layer.
And of course I've become so ****ing lazy I haven't done **** for 2 days but post on 2p2, twitter, chiefsplanet, FB, look at the same porn as Ted Cruz, and watch sprots. Pray for Mojo.