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09-09-2009 , 10:01 PM

#276

mrTEA

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,320

what the ****

09-09-2009 , 10:13 PM

#277

gordo16

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,155

wtf just happened

09-09-2009 , 10:41 PM

#278

tommyhawkers

adept

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 808

lol aaawesome. i pray that stoll isnt leveling

09-09-2009 , 10:57 PM

#279

AJFenix

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,869

Quote:

where is the nipple bumps? the fight with the pimp who wants money and his hoes ****ed for free and take your side?

Seriously, where is the NIPPLE BUMPS?!?!

09-09-2009 , 11:33 PM

#280

EC10

2007 MSNL HU Champion

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,850

i actually read that and, ****, hes right. of course hes right. expressed himself in a slightly odd way but he's 100% spot on

09-09-2009 , 11:41 PM

#281

Ansky

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 17,523

Quote:

Originally Posted by EC10

i actually read that and, ****, hes right. of course hes right. expressed himself in a slightly odd way but he's 100% spot on

can you translate then please?

09-09-2009 , 11:43 PM

#282

Lefort

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Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,827

i just got so dumber

p.s. that rolande hand was sososo sick, bluffcalls are my favorite thing in all of poker

09-09-2009 , 11:49 PM

#283

DLizzle

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,656

Ya the goal of anything any guy ever does in life should be to **** girls in the most efficient way possible.

09-09-2009 , 11:53 PM

#284

Ansky

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 17,523

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLizzle

Ya the goal of anything any guy ever does in life should be to **** girls in the most efficient way possible.

well no, but this is the case if you are in vegas.

09-10-2009 , 12:00 AM

#285

Ra_Z_Boy

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 36,966

If there's anyone who see's the wall of text and can't be bothered reading. I highly recommend you take the time.

09-10-2009 , 12:32 AM

#286

Ansky

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 17,523

im bored, on a downswing, on tilt, and have no books to read or movies to watch. someone give me something to do

09-10-2009 , 12:35 AM

#287

stealthmunk

Guest

Posts: n/a

can't even begin to put the thoughts in my head into words loloolol

09-10-2009 , 12:39 AM

#288

NLSoldier

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 24,252

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ansky

im bored, on a downswing, on tilt, and have no books to read or movies to watch. someone give me something to do

09-10-2009 , 12:41 AM

#289

Kirbynator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 52,004

read comics, like http://www.explosm.net/comics/1791/

09-10-2009 , 12:49 AM

#290

lsdeee

adept

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 758

Quote:

Originally Posted by SToll

someone should manned up. rounded about 30 girls to come to the house

the fight with the pimp who wants money and his hoes ****ed for free and take your side?

the pissing on expensive stuff?

did you crash anything? overdoses? strip poker with strippers and strippers only while you each sweat a pair (8 handed)?

...

best post. he gets it

09-10-2009 , 12:57 AM

#291

DLizzle

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,656

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ansky

im bored, on a downswing, on tilt, and have no books to read or movies to watch. someone give me something to do

Think of your fav book or movie. Find out the author/director/screenwriter/actor, wiki them and see their other stuff, boom endless supply of entertainment.

09-10-2009 , 01:03 AM

#292

stealthmunk

Guest

Posts: n/a

if i'm ever in a televised poker tournament, and a piece of **** live joke pro starts going into his worthless soliloquy just because its the highlight of his worthless life i'm going to ****ing lose it.

09-10-2009 , 01:16 AM

#293

riverboatking

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 24,026

Quote:

Originally Posted by stealthmunk

great now i have to root for you to make a televised table...

09-10-2009 , 01:44 AM

#294

thatpfunk

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Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,552

dog is head is obv right in the punctuation debate.

very applicable punctuation joke similar to emil's confusing sentence that inspired the name of an awesome book:

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

09-10-2009 , 03:05 AM

#295

gordo16

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,155

AHHHH thats my favorite joke!

Along with:

Two whales walk into a bar, one whale turns to the other and says: [make very loud, long and pronounced whale noise] ... huge hit at bars