ok had some beer and watched all 5 seasons of psych last couple days, so hear is what happend:
Little durrrr's parents noticed very early in his life that their son had an outstanding intellect.
He started walking with 3months, speaking with 5months and whistled from birthday on.
As greedy poeple as they were they instant realized that little durrrr will be a gold mine.
Decided to not ever tell anyone else.
Instead they tought him from home, but nothing normal kids learn at scholl. They tought him how to use his mind cheatin poeple.And winning at tv shows.
So thats what he did until he was around the age of 15, where he realized that he didnt want to cheat poeple anymore, use his gift as a weapon.
Instead he found poker.
And suddenly he had money himself. All those years he had to give everything to mom and dad, seeing them spending with both hands. Now he could spend it himself!
Thing is his parents wouldnt ever led him go and be free...so he bought off (thought of more drastic version but not drunk enough to write down)