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Old 04-10-2012, 11:31 PM   #1
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Regarding Iheardjoeblows...

What's good people?

This is Da Yellow Dragon Joe's producer. I was going to try to fuuck with Joe's reality today by surprise posting some $hit about him on this forum.
That was the plan...it didn't quite pan out as I expected it and instead I found out I posted in the wrong forum and that he didn't really think it was all that funny.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/58...eracy-1191911/

To make matters worse he called me out on my drug abuse, and then some dude posted a link to a thread about intervening friends and things are getting all serious and stuff.

Anyways since he exposed me for who I am, a drug abusing psychopath.
I just wanted to expose Joe for what he really is, an Icelandic rapper!



But Srsly this has nothing to do with the fact that we're on a mission to bring down SrslySirius and get all that youtube ad money for ourselves, this has turned personal now!

P.s. to all haters fuuck yo couches bitches!

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Old 04-11-2012, 02:55 AM   #2
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Old 04-11-2012, 06:50 AM   #3
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Old 04-11-2012, 06:58 AM   #4
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I found out I posted in the wrong forum and that he didn't really think it was all that funny.
You're still in the wrong forum. Next time just make sure there is no "twoplustwo" in the URL when you post whatever wherever.
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Old 04-11-2012, 11:11 AM   #5
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good song
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Old 04-11-2012, 11:57 AM   #6
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You're still in the wrong forum. Next time just make sure there is no "twoplustwo" in the URL when you post whatever wherever.
Next time you post, don't even post, just preview your post and think about all the ridiculous things you are posting online. Go **** a couch.
Next?

The rest of you are cool, even you SrslySirius.

Let me tell you though with rhyming comes great responsibilities. The rules of HipHop do tell that if an MC wants to battle it out with another MC, that latter MC has got to battle the initial rapper, which in this case is Iheardjoeblows.
You're gonna have to battle it out with him if you're gonna keep releasing those mixtape rap tracks homie.
You know google frowns upon the use of copyrighted material btw?

I'm sorry if you didn't know the rules of HipHop before you started trying to be HipHop SrslySirius, but that's how it is homie.

Are you gonna man up and battle?
Or do you want an out of court settlement?

Battle4Rollz, mathafackas!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:07 PM   #7
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Is this the next Biggie vs. Tupac battle? Better come strapped with a mic on your right hip and a 9mm on your left yo, bitches at the back of course.
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Old 04-11-2012, 01:09 PM   #8
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Next time you post, don't even post
Next time you wake up... just don't.
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Old 04-11-2012, 01:38 PM   #9
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next time you have a break, have a kit kat
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Old 04-11-2012, 01:50 PM   #10
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I never sleep cus sleep is the cousin of death, beeatch.

Did the jerk store call you and tell you they're out of me?

Don't even try to make a comeback, you lame.

Hahaha you fail at forums homie, I'm sorry for yo mama.
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Old 04-11-2012, 01:58 PM   #11
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Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years.
Envy me, I'm rap's MVP.
Ask your mama, she knows.
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Old 04-11-2012, 02:15 PM   #12
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WTF is that? Maybe that's just me not understanding basic english.

IMO just call and ship the turn.
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:45 PM   #13
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This is my thread. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My thread, without me, is useless. Without my thread, I am useless. I must fire my thread true. I must type straighter than my enemy who is trying to diss me. I must ridicule him before he ridicules me. I will...
My thread and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My thread is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my thread clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My thread and myself are the defenders of my poker rap's honor. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!
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Old 04-11-2012, 06:51 PM   #14
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Re: Regarding Iheardjoeblows...

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Let me tell you though with rhyming comes great responsibilities. The rules of HipHop do tell that if an MC wants to battle it out with another MC, that latter MC has got to battle the initial rapper, which in this case is Iheardjoeblows.
Sounds like a lame rule to me. If it were a more primitive challenge and we were fighting to the death, it would make some sense. Only very serious contenders would dare make a challenge, and losing would have very serious consequences. As champion, defending one's title is meaningful and glorious.

With rap, especially of the anonymous internet variety, it's just a freeroll for the challenger. There's no penalty for losing; not even shame. People could just line up and challenge you all day long, no big deal. The champion has little or nothing to gain from unworthy challengers, so much of his time gets wasted.

Why is this in the HUSNG forum anyway?
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Old 04-11-2012, 07:36 PM   #15
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Mortal Kombat? I like the way you're thinking! But don't be disrespecting HipHop homie, if it weren't for HipHop you would be a nobody, remember that!

Anyways name a time and place for this battle!

Also if it is gonna be a brutal fight instead of a rap battle, who do you want to fight me (the guy in the video with the knife) or Joe the last rapper in the video?

Let us know A.S.A.P. so we can set it up!

Also are you calling Iheardjoeblows and me anonymous internet rap dudes? wtf?!?

Drybes is the poker rap pioneer! Then we took it from there and now you're taking our precious little niche market and turning it into a mockery!
We no like that! HOLLAH!

Respect those who came before you bro!
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Old 04-11-2012, 07:39 PM   #16
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Re: Regarding Iheardjoeblows...

I forgot to ask you where do you think this thread should be?
i'm sure one of the moderators can move this thread to a place where you can feel more comfortable, if that's what you want?
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Old 04-11-2012, 08:23 PM   #17
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Re: Regarding Iheardjoeblows...

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Mortal Kombat? I like the way you're thinking! But don't be disrespecting HipHop homie, if it weren't for HipHop you would be a nobody, remember that!
lol

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Also are you calling Iheardjoeblows and me anonymous internet rap dudes? wtf?!?
Yes.

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Drybes is the poker rap pioneer! Then we took it from there and now you're taking our precious little niche market and turning it into a mockery!
We no like that! HOLLAH!

Respect those who came before you bro!
Don't be jelly.
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Old 04-11-2012, 08:53 PM   #18
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Re: Regarding Iheardjoeblows...

Hook, line, and sinker !

If we're anonymous internet rap dudes, why did you come visit the Heads up Sng forum to answer us?

Don't be a jellyfish. And don't be such a douche, give respect where respect is due. I give you respect for your success, but this arrogance and lack of respect for HipHop & just music in general is what is fueling this beef homie.

Are you gonna man up & battle or what?
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Old 04-11-2012, 09:56 PM   #19
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Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years.
Envy me, I'm rap's MVP.
Ask your mama, she knows.
Sky lights up like fireworks blind me
Bullets, whistlin over my head remind me...
President Bush said attack
Flashback to Nam, I might not make it back
Missile hits the area, screams wake me up
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Old 04-11-2012, 10:17 PM   #20
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Re: Regarding Iheardjoeblows...

I really don't know what to say, the mods just have to decide what to do with yellows contribution to the forum. I don't want to encourage nor discourage him in any way, I don't really care.

This is just a byproduct of having a producer/producers something seriusserial is completely unfamiliar with.
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Old 04-11-2012, 10:35 PM   #21
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Re: Regarding Iheardjoeblows...

Thread is fine if people want it, if they don't then it can go.

No external links or anything so it's not violating any forum rule except that it is LC, but considering the previous songs and the popularity, if people like this it's basically a standard fun LC exception, like No Money Heads Up and other popular threads.
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Old 04-11-2012, 11:22 PM   #22
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Hook, line, and sinker !

If we're anonymous internet rap dudes, why did you come visit the Heads up Sng forum to answer us?
Because I'm egotistical and search my name once in a while. I don't actively read this subforum.

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Don't be a jellyfish. And don't be such a douche, give respect where respect is due. I give you respect for your success, but this arrogance and lack of respect for HipHop & just music in general is what is fueling this beef homie.

Are you gonna man up & battle or what?
I do give respect where it is due. I'm not sure why you think I lack respect for Hip Hop and music. I love those things.

My understanding is that you and Joe don't want an organized battle, per se. More specifically, you want a beef. Or a feud. That is something that can't simply be prearranged and agreed upon. It has to happen naturally.

I suggest that you guys go ahead and diss me on a track. If it is skillfully done and sufficiently hostile, perhaps it will warrant a response from me. Then it can be officially declared "on".
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Old 04-12-2012, 12:08 AM   #23
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Because I'm egotistical and search my name once in a while. I don't actively read this subforum.



I do give respect where it is due. I'm not sure why you think I lack respect for Hip Hop and music. I love those things.

My understanding is that you and Joe don't want an organized battle, per se. More specifically, you want a beef. Or a feud. That is something that can't simply be prearranged and agreed upon. It has to happen naturally.

I suggest that you guys go ahead and diss me on a track. If it is skillfully done and sufficiently hostile, perhaps it will warrant a response from me. Then it can be officially declared "on".
Your ego led you here like I predicted it would, and now we are looking towards your demise as an "artist", you're trapped and there's no way out!
Either you battle Joe like a true MC or you will get ripped to pieces in a song and in the poker rap community, it's your choice?
Joe is in the states now and he can meet you up anywhere for a rap battle, so don't think we don't mean business!

Are you gonna man up and battle or what?
Or would you prefer to be ripped apart from the comfort of your own home like Srsly?
I guess I can understand that, if I was looking towards my demise, I'd probably opt for that too...

Give us a clear answer since you decided to join the beef homie, please.

My ego is better than your ego
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Old 04-12-2012, 06:43 AM   #24
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Either you battle Joe like a true MC
Meh.

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or you will get ripped to pieces in a song and in the poker rap community, it's your choice?
That's exactly what I suggested you do.
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Old 04-12-2012, 06:46 AM   #25
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Tell you what. If Joe is willing to invest the time, money and effort to travel around the US for this, what's a few more bucks? I'll battle him live and let you film it if the price is right. Make me an offer.
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