A+ thread regardless of the fact that there's a 0% chance op becomes useful.

The song and movie were ****ing hillarious!

Ahhh the dilemma...post funny hands along with "[ ] games are dead" or agree with OP so there's less competition.

[ ] matters
[ ] OP has a chance of ever being a winning player with his attitude

Yeah didn't mean specifically him...he is hopeless. Just meant I'm not a huge fan of HU brag posts.

woah u guys avatars were synced for a moment its tripping me out on a semi-subliminal level, . I want to smoke a joint and **** my girlfriend.. again.

NO MONEY IN HEADS UP IMA GONNA FILL OUT AN APPLICATION FORM FOR TESCO IN THE MORNING..

Full Tilt Poker $33 + $1.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 521442
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): t1795 M = 29.92
BB: t1205 M = 20.08

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BTN/SB with 2 3
Hero raises to t80, BB calls t40

Flop: (t160) 8 T 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t120, BB raises to t1125 all in, Hero calls t1005

Turn: (t2410) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2410) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2410
Hero shows 2 3 (a flush, Ten high)
BB shows 3 3 (two pair, Nines and Threes)
Hero wins t2410


NARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

stop **** bitchin u bitches

OP everybody sucks at poker ton of $ out there

/thread

Just hope this is a level.

ldo

awesome

haha lolled

hahahhaha thread winner

Everyone's better than I am

lol.this is gold

You need a better system. I find that sevens and tens are the luckiest cards for me. So always play 77, TT and T7 for a raise.

the real reason theres

NO MONEY HEADS UP EVERYONE IS SUPER AWESOME AT WINNING WITH ANY AMOUNT OF EQUITY

NO MONEY HEADS UP EVERYONE IS SUPER AWESOME AT WINNING WITH ANY AMOUNT OF EQUITYNO MONEY HEADS UP EVERYONE IS SUPER AWESOME AT WINNING WITH ANY AMOUNT OF EQUITY

NO MONEY HEADS UP EVERYONE IS SUPER AWESOME AT WINNING WITH ANY AMOUNT OF EQUITYNO MONEY HEADS UP EVERYONE IS SUPER AWESOME AT WINNING WITH ANY AMOUNT OF EQUITY

NO MONEY HEADS UP EVERYONE IS SUPER AWESOME AT WINNING WITH ANY AMOUNT OF EQUITYNO MONEY HEADS UP EVERYONE IS SUPER AWESOME AT WINNING WITH ANY AMOUNT OF EQUITY

NO MONEY HEADS UP EVERYONE IS SUPER AWESOME AT WINNING WITH ANY AMOUNT OF EQUITYexcept me fml

this doesn't sound like it'd make a very good techno song tbh

It's like a tiny bit of BBV right here in our own forum.

just fold, fold, fold until you get AA or KK and just shove all in, fold every hand trust me

It appears that our original poster has went busto.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjRG2530rwI