No Money Heads Up Everyone's Solid
04-04-2010
, 07:29 AM
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Full Tilt Poker $Tree + $0.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
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crazychips (BB): t1630 M = 54.33
Hero (BTN/SB): t1370 M = 45.67
Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with his balls in his hands:
Hero raises to t40, crazychips raises to t60, Hero calls t20
Flop: (t120) A
4 3
(2 players)
crazychips says "Raise every button??", crazychips says "That doesn't work.", crazychips says "prick", crazychips bets t20, Hero calls t20
Turn: (t160) 2
(2 players)
crazychips checks, Hero bets t60, crazychips raises to t1550 all in, Hero calls t1230 all in, crazychips says "What kinda maniac are you", crazychips says "I have no shot.", crazychips says "God. You ****ing degenerate.What kind of cruel ass hole would kick someone when they are down."
River: (t2740) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: t2740
crazychips shows 5 6
Hero shows 8
9
Hero wins 0
crazychips takes Royle Bluntons bankroll (5 dollars) and buys more head from his mom.
crazychips: Hey your mom went down on on me the night before.
Royle Bluntson: No, that was me.
crazychips: No, you were in your mom's basement playing poker.
Royle Bluntson: Oh, you're totally right. I was just wishing so much I was going down on you. But you're right. My mom was quite noisy. Her slurping is so loud. I was like MOM, I NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON MY GOING DOWN ON MEN FANTASIES....ER I MEAN POKER GAME.
crazychips: Your mom gives excellent head.
Royle Blutson: Yeah, I know, trust me.
crazychips: Gross.
true story.
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com
crazychips (BB): t1630 M = 54.33
Hero (BTN/SB): t1370 M = 45.67
Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with his balls in his hands:
Hero raises to t40, crazychips raises to t60, Hero calls t20
Flop: (t120) A
4 3 (2 players)crazychips says "Raise every button??", crazychips says "That doesn't work.", crazychips says "prick", crazychips bets t20, Hero calls t20
Turn: (t160) 2
(2 players)crazychips checks, Hero bets t60, crazychips raises to t1550 all in, Hero calls t1230 all in, crazychips says "What kinda maniac are you", crazychips says "I have no shot.", crazychips says "God. You ****ing degenerate.What kind of cruel ass hole would kick someone when they are down."
River: (t2740) 7
(2 players - 2 are all in)Final Pot: t2740
crazychips shows 5
6 Hero shows 8
9 Hero wins 0
crazychips takes Royle Bluntons bankroll (5 dollars) and buys more head from his mom.
crazychips: Hey your mom went down on on me the night before.
Royle Bluntson: No, that was me.
crazychips: No, you were in your mom's basement playing poker.
Royle Bluntson: Oh, you're totally right. I was just wishing so much I was going down on you. But you're right. My mom was quite noisy. Her slurping is so loud. I was like MOM, I NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON MY GOING DOWN ON MEN FANTASIES....ER I MEAN POKER GAME.
crazychips: Your mom gives excellent head.
Royle Blutson: Yeah, I know, trust me.
crazychips: Gross.
true story.
Here good example...now if I was angry...I would point how how Royle left the part out of our chat where I described how his mom went down on me the night before. Thankfully Royle reposted the hand the way it actually happened. I'm sorry again dude for taking your bankroll.
Last edited by crazychips; 04-04-2010 at 07:55 AM.
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