unbelievably great song. OP is right forrealz, that's why I went back to FR

lololol, v v good filthy

so me and crazy chips went out to lunch the other day and.....

9 for creativity, 3 for photoshop skillz.

3 is being pretty generous, don't you think?

More like MS Paint skills.

amazing!!!

I nearly died laughing at this one.

great just woke up my sister at 4am because of this thanks alot!!! and the worst thing is she didn't even get it!

This thread is a gift that keeps giving... I didn't think it could get any better. The Hitler movie was amazing.

Obviously Joe should have given Ina a link to the youtube video.

Like Bing Blang Blaow before it, this thread continues to deliver a NioNio rate of win. Unbelievable!

I just played eight $20 games against randoms and every single one played a good aggressive game. Do you know what this means...?

That you suck at poker.

dammit sejje that isn't the answer I was looking for

no money heads up everyones solid?

lol, sick burn

PokerStars, $1/2 Hold'em Cash Games, 2 Players

Board:
Button: $173.60
BB: $233.50

Dealt to BB T T

Pre-flop:
Button raises to $6, BB raises to $20, Button raises to $82, BB raises to $233.50 and is all-in, Button SNAP calls $91.60 and is all-in, BB returns $59.90

Flop: ($350.20) 8 5 A (2 Players) Hero sighs

Turn: ($350.20) K (2 Players) Hero sighs

River: ($350.20) J (2 Players) Hero sighs

Results:
BB Showed T T
Button Mucks Q 7
BB wins $346.70

Oh.

Move along boys, no money in HU, everyone solid

I was a master at HU SNG's. Constantly beating the games. I looked at the topic "NO MONEY HU" and just laugh at it, cause the games were so easy.

I've played around 9000 games and I know how brutal swings can be. But this time it's different. I'm taking this very disciplined. Watching videos, reviewing HH, working out, eating well, sleeping well.

Sure, at the beginning I was playing $550's. But then I moved down to 330-220. After losing a bunch of my bankroll, I decided to strictly stay at 220's and only play 2 tables at a time (I usually play 4-6). I tried to play each hand with maximum EV. I never tilted at all. But still I kept losing.

Then moved to the $110 to see I'm getting crushed. Same went for $55's.

Now I'm moving to $33's. I had $22,000. I only have $5000 left.

-11 ROI over 500+ matches, is this possible for someone at these baby stakes?

^ wonder how he's doing in the stock market

LOL, that can't be topped.

Does crazychips think that "running well" means finding an escalator?

I hear that's a good way to avoid passing out.

its all probably