i can be booked for comedic performances on my poker off days

how much do u charge???

btw, I've seen one of ur vids on HUSNG, man u have a very unusual style, pretty cool bro, love it, very similar to Cog's on handling LAGtards, prob if I play against you I'll be tilted 4 life.

$200 an hour for comedy performances. ha. I dont play that way anymore, changed styles on december 6th 2009 to minraising almost every button, but that style was pretty effective for me, limping every button. But theres no money heads up, everyones solid, so all styles suck now apparently. fml

yeah u're right, good times when ppl on HU was soft.

You could combine your talent with comedy and your talent with poker to make a comedy poker movie.

I heard they usually go over pretty well.

oh man, I remember the days when people would 5bet allin preflop with 45o and crap like that. Nowadays there is no money HU everybody is solid.

aw ****

It's a crazy chip!


LOL

You, sir, are truly the so-called "nuts" at life.

IMO

Hey all,

I'm kind of a newbie here, but I'd have to agree with crazy that there's just no money heads up anymore, everyone's solid

Can't even get thin value out of big hands



Full Tilt, $22 + $1 NL Hold'em Tournament, 15/30 Blinds, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): 1,230
BB: 1,770

Pre-Flop: (45) Q Q dealt to Hero (BTN)
Hero calls 15, BB checks

Flop: (60) 9 2 Q (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (60) K (2 Players)
BB bets 60, Hero calls 60

River: (180) 6 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets 90, BB raises to 1,680 and is All-In, Hero calls 1,050 and is All-In

Results: 2,460 Pot
Hero showed Q Q and WON 2,460 (+1,245 NET)
BB showed 5 T and LOST (-1,200 NET)

$0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $85.80
Hero (BB): $308.80

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (BB)
BTN raises to $3, Hero raises to $11, BTN calls $8

Flop: ($22) 6 Q 9 (2 Players)
Hero bets $13, BTN calls $13

Turn: ($48) 3 (2 Players)
Hero bets $34, BTN calls $34

River: ($116) A (2 Players)
Hero bets $116, BTN calls $27.80 and is All-In

Results: $171.60 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
BTN showed 7 4 and LOST (-$85.30 NET)
Hero showed K K and WON $171.10 (+$86.30 NET)

^^^
Did I see that hand history somewhere before?
I think someone said that he put you precisely on 54 for a missed draw and knew his 7 high was good.

Nope, played that Friday or Saturday.

FWIW, this thread is older than my switch to HU. I've spent the majority of the last 10 days asking myself why the **** I didn't do this years ago.

lock it

N-M-H-U-E-S

Indeed, it's all downhill in this thread from now on. Maybe sticky, too.

yeahhh, the fun is over....crazychips never came back

So good thread damn. In before OP makes crazy comeback.


[ x ] No money heads up
[ x ] Everyones Solid


my proofs to back up OPs advice

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $51.50
Hero (BB): $111.95

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with A T
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 6 6 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $50 all in, Hero calls $50

Turn: ($103.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($103.00) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $103.00
BTN/SB shows K T (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
Hero shows A T (a pair of Sixes)
BTN/SB wins $102.50
(Rake: $0.50)



Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $48.25
Hero (BTN/SB): $216.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with Q T
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4.50, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($9.00) 8 5 7 (2 players)
BB bets $5.50, Hero raises to $19, BB raises to $43.75 all in, Hero calls $24.75

Turn: ($96.50) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($96.50) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $96.50
BB shows 4 9 (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows Q T (a pair of Fives)
BB wins $96.00
(Rake: $0.50)




definitely no money

in before lock

couldn't be more wrong really

State, what's your though on first hand?

Please stop with the stupid HHs.
There is money hu in micro/small stakes and there will be FOREVERRRRR. JEBUS!!

gtfo

STFU
$20/$40 No Limit Holdem
iPoker
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
SB Hero ($1700)
BB BewareOfWombat ($1300)

Pre-Flop: ($60, 2 players) Hero is SB 10 10
Hero raises to $80, BewareOfWombat calls $40

Flop: 10 10 9 ($140, 2 players)
BewareOfWombat checks, Hero checks

Turn: 8 ($140, 2 players)
BewareOfWombat checks, Hero bets $80, BewareOfWombat calls $80

River: J ($300, 2 players)
BewareOfWombat checks, Hero bets $1540, BewareOfWombat goes all-in $1140

I hope this doesn't get locked, I make a daily trip to HUNL just because of this thread.

no money HU everyone's Solid is all over the internet

No money in 6 max either

the epic 500th post of this epic thread