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Old 02-16-2010, 06:22 PM   #326
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part 2 ? Yeah I dont know what it should be about, crazychips is very silent these days.

Maybe I could try to get in Internets head and write about how it feels to be Simon Cowell of 2+2, the song could involve making money, making fun of people that dont make money and just generally letting people know if threads are solid or not.

oh and here is a dl link, for those interested.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/726515063e9abf4e/
dude just come up with something ur accent is cool now that i listen to it again! I dunno i live a boring hard grinding life it would be fun to laugh again like i did at your orig post
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Old 02-16-2010, 06:26 PM   #327
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Im sorry Im not bling blang blaow, Im an idiot from northern europe and this is my contribution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0iIYg3mGl4
I want to have your babies

absolutely incredible

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This is probably the best thing i've ever seen on 2p2.

seriously.

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Old 02-16-2010, 06:36 PM   #328
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am i the only one who actually highfived my screen?
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Old 02-16-2010, 06:39 PM   #329
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Re: No Money Heads Up Everyone's Solid

IheardJoeblows you broke my brain, I can't stop listening to your song on repeat.
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Old 02-16-2010, 07:01 PM   #330
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A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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Old 02-16-2010, 08:09 PM   #331
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GG More for us!!!!!!

hahahahahaha


Whats wrong with these CHIPS????? CRAZY CHIPS!!!
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Old 02-16-2010, 08:12 PM   #332
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GG More for us!!!!!!

hahahahahaha


Whats wrong with these CHIPS????? CRAZY CHIPS!!!


"that's what I call them, crazy chips..." LOLZ
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Old 02-16-2010, 08:20 PM   #333
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hey IheardJoeblows

What song is that background music from? sounds like some street gangsta rap from the late 80's
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:09 PM   #334
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hey IheardJoeblows

What song is that background music from? sounds like some street gangsta rap from the late 80's
hmm background music ? the sample ? pretty sure its just a sampled beat, I do not know where the sample is from but I could ask the producer.

oh and I have been thinking about doing another one, pretty busy with school the next 2 weeks but if it turns out to be remotely funny Ill post it.
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:25 PM   #335
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that youtube video is amazing....


and btw it sounds like a sample ( or at least partially) of an eligh beat look up some G&E songs...ill see if i can find the song im thinkin of tonight

Last edited by stayhighlowe; 02-16-2010 at 09:26 PM. Reason: might be a zion i song ill try and find it tonight
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:55 PM   #336
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Re: No Money Heads Up Everyone's Solid

Can someone make a hilarious Hitler parody (here's a sample http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqqxRPZdfvs)? I would do it myself but my PC is messing up

1. Use this scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYF168YHWKw
2. Save the video to your computer using http://keepvid.com/
3. Convert to an .mpg file type using Panzera
4. Add subtitles using Windows Movie Maker
5. Repost the video on YouTube and post of the link here
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:41 PM   #337
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fml don't bring that guy here indy
This message is hidden because lnternet is on your ignore list.
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:54 PM   #338
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I think Im quitting the game. All the ring tables are just full of TAGS. Now as of recently all the heads up tables are full of decently solid players. I cannot get hands anymore. When I move in ahead and get called I get sucked out, but when I'm behind I never dog. It's so depressing. 4 years and I can't get off the small tables. I tried every approach. My winnings are marginal...not enough to justify playing. I have no question or whatever. I know this thread will probably get deleted. I'm just really depressed the government screwed over internet poker to the point where it's all good players with about 1 in 10 players being donks.

Now it's just a few really good players trading games HU. Are the really good players the ones who just dive bomb and win? I can't beat those kind of maniacs. Raise every button?? That doesn't work the opponent just slowplays you after awhile. I'm so ****ing depressed to work this hard to be a good player and all of a sudden I realize I'm not that good. I have no shot. All the hard work down the drain.
Just imagine... if Thomas Edison gave up after 4 years of failing, electricity would have never been developed and then you wouldn't have been able to fail for 4 years playing online poker.
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:09 PM   #339
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i have accounts at ftp, ps and ipoker. i stoped opening ipoker software because the software is REALLY BAD and its standard open shove by misclick on this retardard software.
bucuster has solved that problem. Just buy in for 20BB, and always sit with bad player. Then you don't suffer so much when you misclick.
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:38 PM   #340
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i just love how great the song is...the piano, organ, and guitar samples, the song writing, and the hook. it holds a special place in my heart!
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:39 PM   #341
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This message is hidden because lnternet is on your ignore list.
Ok, we know you ignore everybody, but isn't ignoring the whole internet slightly excessive?
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:56 PM   #342
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Re: No Money Heads Up Everyone's Solid

Villain was thinking about what cards I might have...level 1 thinker, everyone is solid these days

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($510.60)
BB ($280.70)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2, A
Hero bets $8, BB calls $4

Flop: ($16) 3, 2, Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($16) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BB raises to $24, Hero raises to $76, BB: Draw? BB raises to $244, Hero raises to $412, BB calls $28.70 (All-In)

River: ($561.40) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $561.40 | Rake: $0.50

Results:
Hero had 2, A (three of a kind, twos).
BB had 7, 10 (two pair, sevens and twos).
Outcome: Hero won $560.90
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:15 AM   #343
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Can someone make a hilarious Hitler parody (here's a sample http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqqxRPZdfvs)? I would do it myself but my PC is messing up

1. Use this scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYF168YHWKw
2. Save the video to your computer using http://keepvid.com/
3. Convert to an .mpg file type using Panzera
4. Add subtitles using Windows Movie Maker
5. Repost the video on YouTube and post of the link here
There's something about that clip that always makes me laugh, no matter what the parody is.

"Sir, at 0900 we received report that there is no money heads up, everyone is solid." "NYOOOOOO" "No money? Impossible. I just made money last week on Full Tilt." "Sir, your Full Tilt account is busted." "PokerStars, I always do well on that site." "Your PokerStars account has been closed as well." "Damn those chips, those crazy chips."

Something like that. Have the Nordic guy write it.
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Old 02-17-2010, 02:22 AM   #344
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lol "the Nordic guy"
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Old 02-17-2010, 02:26 AM   #345
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Just imagine... if Thomas Edison gave up after 4 years of failing, electricity would have never been developed and then you wouldn't have been able to fail for 4 years playing online poker.
Edison was a hack compared to Tesla... we could have all been using unlimited amounts of wireless electricity for the last 100 years if we had just listened to Tesla
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Old 02-17-2010, 05:38 AM   #346
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haha joe blow, if you hadnt said you were from northern europe, I would've guessed China. excellent work.
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Old 02-17-2010, 06:26 AM   #347
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Edison was a hack compared to Tesla... we could have all been using unlimited amounts of wireless electricity for the last 100 years if we had just listened to Tesla





or are you trolling im not sure but either way...
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Old 02-17-2010, 09:52 AM   #348
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or are you trolling im not sure but either way...
gg, mo wireless electricity fo us.
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:10 AM   #349
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http://www.teslamotors.com/
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Old 02-17-2010, 11:57 AM   #350
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man that song is epic
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