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part 2 ? Yeah I don´t know what it should be about, crazychips is very silent these days.

Maybe I could try to get in Internets head and write about how it feels to be Simon Cowell of 2+2, the song could involve making money, making fun of people that don´t make money and just generally letting people know if threads are solid or not.

oh and here is a dl link, for those interested.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/726515063e9abf4e/

dude just come up with something ur accent is cool now that i listen to it again! I dunno i live a boring hard grinding life it would be fun to laugh again like i did at your orig post

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02-16-2010 , 06:26 PM

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Chaos_ult

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Originally Posted by IheardJoeblows

I´m sorry I´m not bling blang blaow, I´m an idiot from northern europe and this is my contribution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0iIYg3mGl4

I want to have your babies

absolutely incredible

A+++

This is probably the best thing i've ever seen on 2p2.

seriously.

Last edited by Chaos_ult; 02-16-2010 at 06:33 PM.

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02-16-2010 , 06:36 PM

#328

ihufa

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Originally Posted by hammer_time

am i the only one who actually highfived my screen?

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02-16-2010 , 06:39 PM

#329

Chaos_ult

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IheardJoeblows you broke my brain, I can't stop listening to your song on repeat.

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02-16-2010 , 07:01 PM

#330

ajt8

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A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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02-16-2010 , 08:09 PM

#331

ZachShalack420

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GG More for us!!!!!!

hahahahahaha

Whats wrong with these CHIPS????? CRAZY CHIPS!!!

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02-16-2010 , 08:12 PM

#332

Indiana

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Originally Posted by ZachShalack420

GG More for us!!!!!!

hahahahahaha

Whats wrong with these CHIPS????? CRAZY CHIPS!!!

"that's what I call them, crazy chips..." LOLZ

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02-16-2010 , 08:20 PM

#333

Indiana

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hey IheardJoeblows

What song is that background music from? sounds like some street gangsta rap from the late 80's

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02-16-2010 , 09:09 PM

#334

IheardJoeblows

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Originally Posted by Indiana

hey IheardJoeblows

What song is that background music from? sounds like some street gangsta rap from the late 80's

hmm background music ? the sample ? pretty sure it´s just a sampled beat, I do not know where the sample is from but I could ask the producer.

oh and I have been thinking about doing another one, pretty busy with school the next 2 weeks but if it turns out to be remotely funny I´ll post it.

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02-16-2010 , 09:25 PM

#335

stayhighlowe

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that youtube video is amazing....

and btw it sounds like a sample ( or at least partially) of an eligh beat look up some G&E songs...ill see if i can find the song im thinkin of tonight

Last edited by stayhighlowe; 02-16-2010 at 09:26 PM. Reason: might be a zion i song ill try and find it tonight

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02-16-2010 , 09:55 PM

#336

Gugel

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Can someone make a hilarious Hitler parody (here's a sample http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqqxRPZdfvs)? I would do it myself but my PC is messing up

1. Use this scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYF168YHWKw
2. Save the video to your computer using http://keepvid.com/
3. Convert to an .mpg file type using Panzera
4. Add subtitles using Windows Movie Maker
5. Repost the video on YouTube and post of the link here

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02-16-2010 , 10:41 PM

#337

another_rack

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Originally Posted by sejje

fml don't bring that guy here indy

This message is hidden because lnternet is on your ignore list.

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02-16-2010 , 10:54 PM

#338

sex

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Originally Posted by crazychips

I think Im quitting the game. All the ring tables are just full of TAGS. Now as of recently all the heads up tables are full of decently solid players. I cannot get hands anymore. When I move in ahead and get called I get sucked out, but when I'm behind I never dog. It's so depressing. 4 years and I can't get off the small tables. I tried every approach. My winnings are marginal...not enough to justify playing. I have no question or whatever. I know this thread will probably get deleted. I'm just really depressed the government screwed over internet poker to the point where it's all good players with about 1 in 10 players being donks.

Now it's just a few really good players trading games HU. Are the really good players the ones who just dive bomb and win? I can't beat those kind of maniacs. Raise every button?? That doesn't work the opponent just slowplays you after awhile. I'm so ****ing depressed to work this hard to be a good player and all of a sudden I realize I'm not that good. I have no shot. All the hard work down the drain.

Just imagine... if Thomas Edison gave up after 4 years of failing, electricity would have never been developed and then you wouldn't have been able to fail for 4 years playing online poker.

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02-16-2010 , 11:09 PM

#339

Kittens

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Originally Posted by urubu111

i have accounts at ftp, ps and ipoker. i stoped opening ipoker software because the software is REALLY BAD and its standard open shove by misclick on this ******ard software.

bucuster has solved that problem. Just buy in for 20BB, and always sit with bad player. Then you don't suffer so much when you misclick.

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02-16-2010 , 11:38 PM

#340

donnyberretta

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i just love how great the song is...the piano, organ, and guitar samples, the song writing, and the hook. it holds a special place in my heart!

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02-16-2010 , 11:39 PM

#341

TNixon

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Originally Posted by another_rack

This message is hidden because lnternet is on your ignore list.

Ok, we know you ignore everybody, but isn't ignoring the whole internet slightly excessive?

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02-16-2010 , 11:56 PM

#342

rbracco

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Villain was thinking about what cards I might have...level 1 thinker, everyone is solid these days

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($510.60)
BB ($280.70)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2

, A

Hero bets $8, BB calls $4

Flop: ($16) 3

, 2

, Q

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($16) 2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BB raises to $24, Hero raises to $76, BB: Draw? BB raises to $244, Hero raises to $412, BB calls $28.70 (All-In)

River: ($561.40) 7

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $561.40 | Rake: $0.50

Results:
Hero had 2

, A

(three of a kind, twos).
BB had 7

, 10

(two pair, sevens and twos).
Outcome: Hero won $560.90

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02-17-2010 , 12:15 AM

#343

ChicagoRy

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Originally Posted by Gugel

Can someone make a hilarious Hitler parody (here's a sample http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqqxRPZdfvs)? I would do it myself but my PC is messing up

There's something about that clip that always makes me laugh, no matter what the parody is.

"Sir, at 0900 we received report that there is no money heads up, everyone is solid." "NYOOOOOO" "No money? Impossible. I just made money last week on Full Tilt." "Sir, your Full Tilt account is busted." "PokerStars, I always do well on that site." "Your PokerStars account has been closed as well." "Damn those chips, those crazy chips."

Something like that. Have the Nordic guy write it.

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02-17-2010 , 02:22 AM

#344

ajt8

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lol "the Nordic guy"

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02-17-2010 , 02:26 AM

#345

plowking2010

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Originally Posted by sex

Just imagine... if Thomas Edison gave up after 4 years of failing, electricity would have never been developed and then you wouldn't have been able to fail for 4 years playing online poker.

Edison was a hack compared to Tesla... we could have all been using unlimited amounts of wireless electricity for the last 100 years if we had just listened to Tesla

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02-17-2010 , 05:38 AM

#346

Specialist

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haha joe blow, if you hadnt said you were from northern europe, I would've guessed China. excellent work.

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02-17-2010 , 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by plowking2010

Edison was a hack compared to Tesla... we could have all been using unlimited amounts of wireless electricity for the last 100 years if we had just listened to Tesla