how have i not seen this until now. have not laughed so hard in ages

I talk big cuz i'm big yo. Where did u get this from, sharkscope? Those are FTP stats (and they are wrong...I've played a lot more than 235...more like 600 at ftp)......the winrate is accurate tho, but remember, i'm new to husng, but that doesn't mean nothing, I know I'm great....deal with it.

As for pissing off the regs I'll be playing moving up...no problem, I play for challenge, don't care about anything else, so if i'm a target, I'll take it. If people r gunning for me, i'll **** and load myself

its obvious a fake imo.

no one is this tard.

Bunzablood reminds me of that southpark scene when Jimmy calls a ginger kid a ******. Such a hypocrite .

Bunzablood is clearly delusional and needs help, play Coffee HU4Rollz or stfu about how mediocre you are.

did you play delayed hu4rollz?

You know someone cares about what you think when they spend time telling you how much they don't care about what you think.

Two "I'm done with's" and seven posts after he said he was going to stop posting.

For a guy who doesn't care what we think, bunza sure has a lot to tell us.

Sure you are.

So this never happened?

Blackfriday happened :P

lol

Both of you are on stars. go.

Haha, if we had played then Coffee would likely have had a significant edge despite the fact that he was a losing player and I was a winning player, b/c he was playing much higher stakes and was much more experienced whereas I was a noob...but if we play now things would be quite different, would be interesting I think. In any case, the thread delivered as it provided some terrific posts, the orangutan ones are especially funny!!

i think the bottom line is:

would you have cbet that board today?

lol, well I am a Negreanu student but my error there was trying to apply small-ball to HU postflop, which is generally a mistake, I mostly maintain small-ball concepts in mtts or perhaps 6m nowadays, not in HU...so the answer is: YES.

Reading this thread again was totally worth it

blond asians xereles?
dafuq is that ;P u mixing it up now?

what a great thread.made me laugh so much.
are there more like this that i have lost?

Says he's going to stop posting. Can't.

Says he can win now. Won't.

Says he doesn't care what we think. Does.

Best thread I've ever read, even if its from a trainwreck angle.

this **** forreal ?

Bewbs

@quux: I would be the favourite if we hu4rollz now no doubt about that but certainly the edge is relatively small for most hu4rollz structures (47%-53%), I don't really care what you think tbh (I do care what some people think, not you, sorry), and I agree this is definitely the best thread as far as originality of poster content I've ever seen too. I was and remain astonished at the sheer creativity and talent of the husng posters itt. With Black Friday, unfortunately lots of these posters are gone, hopefully they'll return as the poker economy improves. The stuff here is genius and i'm not talking about Coffee or me I'm talking about the posters, no joke I think this thread needs to be archived for posterity, it's brilliant!!!

The point of communication is to transmit information, to put a thought that was once inside your head into someone else's head.

In other words, if you didn't care what I thought, you wouldn't bother to tell me anything.

DUCY?

Oh god...

53% on regular speed is meeh, but 53% on hypers is w00t and a good source of income.
i'd choose my 53% on hypers and hunt him

lol, plz do one for pride at least, even with no sidebet.

Keep in mind this precision assessment is from a kid who accepted a hu4rollz challenge then begs off citing a <1k match experience, understood "5$ stakes to save rake" to mean there'd be $5 in rake total, accepted a hu4rollz challenge before he knew hu4rollz wasn't regwarring and won't take the match even tho he claims to believe he has an edge.

Bunzatool wouldn't know 47% if it were a binder full of women sitting on his face.