if someone ever wants to have a huge volume sit blueguy2000 on ftp
he's not too bad or anything, but he clicks instantly... we probably had like 15 games/h going playing 1 table at some point, ask FreakG who was railing
and sick amount of coolers lol; trips vs boat couple of times etc
19-18 in his fav though =/

dude gimme some credit as well i was goin at it fml

cheeseburgers = nom nom nom imo

stop being ghay

you should've been crushing your games yourself imo
drunk or not, you should crush

i just crushed a $10 german and was really racist in chat....does that count?

yes, very much
also vs the frenchmen

might play a $50 an be really spaz who knows

love the ringin of speakers in my ear like an hour after+ such an awesome feelin

didn't wanna create an entire thread, dude has only played 15 games at an av stake of $15 and is -75%, 6th hand or somin i think. am i supposed to be super happy stoked to be shipping this river? cause i was.

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BB: t1300 M = 43.33
Hero (BTN/SB): t1700 M = 56.67

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with 9 K
Hero raises to t60, BB calls t40

Flop: (t120) T 9 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t80, BB raises to t200, Hero calls t120

Turn: (t520) T (2 players)
BB bets t400, Hero calls t400

River: (t1320) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t1040 all in, BB calls t640 all in

check back river 100% wtf

what worse hands are callin this just looks weird

i check back river chumps not saying guy is folding 9x just think his range is polarised to air/ has you crushed on river i check back see he had J7 and make life easier for me later on

any 9 calls? plus he's a tard? he has 640 on river he's def shipping a T. i hate myself if i check behind and he shows J9 or something. haha no love?

only saw he had 600 left *** tht **** ship it and i saw reults so *** you all

shove river 100% wtf

ovethinkin stuf imo

if he tarded enough he'll check Tx or call OOPwith like QQ

keep things simple imo

78 isn't calling but Tx is....dno if he has 9 here i ****in dno alright

looks stupid shovin from where i am but i'll reasses in like 8 hours

I check back expecting to see air (or, say, QJ) a significant portion of the time, and a ******ed-played T or boat or 87 another significant portion of the time. And that's pretty much it. I just don't see us getting value from anything except in super rare circumstances, and shoving just folds his air which you beat anyway (and lose the info).

This thread is gay. Why are we now discussing strat here?

I have learned zero from this thread and enjoyed even less.

le***** on Stars, plays the 100s (reg speeds, don't know about turbos), used to play higher, had a big downswong

- he calls very wide OOP, ATC vs min-raises, 70% vs 2.5x, and like 60% vs 3x
- folds to c-bets a lot, check-min raises top pair weak kicker, overbets pot with TPTK+
- makes it 3x with JTs+, QJo+, A7+, 55+ at <27 BBs, folds none of that range to a shove, and limps or folds with the rest of his hands on the BTN
- his game is to basically hit TP+ and overbet his stack into the middle ASAP, even on bad, awkward boards
- he attacks limps fairly often, though not every time, and gets very confused/felts light when you limp/call or limp/re-raise with good-to-premium hands
- he'll occasionally float a c-bet with suited overs and lead turn if he turns a draw
- when excited about a hand, he'll type "gegegege" in chat; this imo = strength, and can be used against him, as when I typed "gegegegege" late in a match after bluff-shoving over his check-min-raise on a mono-suited flop

Say hi if you ever run into him

Note: I think I have yet to get the point of this thread, so I'm hedging my bet by posting the above sans reg name.

I wonder wonder whats in a wonderball

i'm drunk so forgive me if i'm being ******ed but is there any point to the ***s when it's obvious to anyone with a clcue who you're talking about? Maybe it avoids a google search leading him to this but prett ysure he'd be reeading 2+2 anyway?

these hands tilt me

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Hero (BTN/SB): t1355 M = 15.06
BB: t1645 M = 18.28

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 8
Hero calls t30, BB checks

Flop: (t120) 7 K 2 (2 players)
BB bets t60, Hero raises to t180, BB raises to t300, Hero calls t120

Turn: (t720) 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (t720) Q (2 players)
BB bets t370, Hero calls t370

Final Pot: t1460
Hero mucks 7 8
BB shows 2 Q (two pair, Queens and Twos)
BB wins t1460

^^^ why u raise flop

he has been limp min-raising alot.. for value + to not let his air hit later street... He normally shuts down if he misses and fires if he draws out.

So not much point in flatting IMO

I know with my above comment "why call river then?", I thought in a weird pot like this he might try and bluff it.. Did not think 2Q was in his range lol

its the fish that crush me atm, I pwn all the regs that suck.. I gave this fish a rematch anyway, got to end game and pwned him... His plays was so horrible, but meh..





thought this hand was lol


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Hero (BB): t1595 M = 21.27
BTN/SB: t1405 M = 18.73

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with T 9
BTN/SB calls t25, Hero checks

Flop: (t100) 7 8 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t1355 all in, Hero calls t1355

Turn: (t2810) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2810) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2810
Hero shows T 9 (a straight, Ten high)
BTN/SB shows 7 T (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
Hero wins t2810

I dont like the raise on the flop that much, but since you did raise I think that you have to bet out on the turn. Hard to see how this guy's gonna call with his hand to a turn bet

never understood these bets, fishregs always c/shove with there Ax on these paired boards..



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BB: t1560 M = 20.80
Hero (BTN/SB): t1440 M = 19.20

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN/SB with 4 4
Hero raises to t100, BB calls t50

Flop: (t200) 2 Q Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t120, BB raises to t1460 all in, Hero calls t1220 all in

Turn: (t2880) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t2880) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2880
BB shows 7 A (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
Hero shows 4 4 (two pair, Queens and Fours)
BB wins t2880