I'm going to the fridge for another beer. If no one gets with the program i'm gonna sit a 33 or 33 4-man.

let me finish up this set and ill pm you

haha why u watchin?

i saw you playing him and were down to bout 800...

did you snap the victory?

Ya was wondering why you were at a 20...

i did

just doin my part to keep high stakes supplied w/ tilty martingalers

check your pm donny

and he lost that 50. then he sat znark and lost a 100. and now he's playing mjw in a 200. matt, may you succeed where others have failed. (<3 travis)

im just watching b/c i have a sick fascination w/ winning $6 players going martingale. it's like a train wreck.

edit: i feel similarly about losing $2 players. what's the hold-up?

wait, I think I just gave that guy $200.

Losing most of my chips with QQ on a 89T board, where he limp/called 67o. :/

Most of your posts are jibberish that doesn't even make sense and you obv aren't taking any prop bets, so w/e

+24

I think he confuses himself tbh

Yup, just like this:


Full Tilt Poker $200 + $10 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

kingwithnoheart (BTN/SB): t1040 M = 23.11
Hero (BB): t1960 M = 43.56

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with Q Q
kingwithnoheart calls t15, Hero raises to t100, kingwithnoheart calls t70

Flop: (t200) 9 8 T (2 players)
Hero bets t150, kingwithnoheart raises to t940 all in, Hero calls t790

Turn: (t2080) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2080) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2080
kingwithnoheart shows 7 6 (a straight, Ten high)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
kingwithnoheart wins t2080


Followed 10 or 15 hands later by this lovely cooler:


Full Tilt Poker $200 + $10 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

kingwithnoheart (BB): t1855 M = 41.22
Hero (BTN/SB): t1145 M = 25.44

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with J J
Hero raises to t60, kingwithnoheart calls t30

Flop: (t120) 8 K K (2 players)
kingwithnoheart checks, Hero bets t80, kingwithnoheart raises to t360, Hero raises to t1085 all in, kingwithnoheart calls t725

Turn: (t2290) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2290) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2290
kingwithnoheart shows Q Q (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Hero shows J J (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
kingwithnoheart wins t2290

I dunno, maybe the 2nd one isn't really so much of a cooler, since he can obv have a K. But I was like 80% sure he was stacking off with 8x as well.

:/

In the interest of hands that boggle the mind I present you with:

Poker Stars $11.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t1550 M = 51.67
Hero (BB): t1450 M = 48.33

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with A Q
BTN/SB raises to t80, Hero raises to t240, BTN/SB calls t160

Flop: (t480) A 8 9 (2 players)
Hero bets t200, BTN/SB calls t200

Turn: (t880) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets t400, BTN/SB calls t400

River: (t1680) Q (2 players)
Hero bets t610 all in, BTN/SB calls t610

Final Pot: t2900
BTN/SB shows 9 5 (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero shows A Q (two pair, Aces and Queens)
BTN/SB wins t2900

ok sitting a 50...

you'll see me BRO.

...some reg sat me.

screen name?

erpentineli nes vs donnyberretta

i'm playing the match super slow and awkward so there's no timing tells...

yeah typically you are supposed to time it

He lost and is now at a $500. This could get fun.

Wow donny is such a fish

who is the guy doing the martingale/site?

haha wow i am laughing so hard right now

Nice open shoves with 20+BB donny.. and nice busto.

Kingwithnoheart on FTP

limping with Q2os with less than <10xbb was truly awful