who is this guy lynnstrait on stars? he's playing two $5ks against lftarii and Adonis112... looks like he's getting crushed

ouch

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/28...again-1172553/

i had a funny story of my life with banning on ftp, making new accounts, using vpns and other stuff
and when they finally unbanned me, there were TWO DAYS more before the ftp was closed hahaha

Such a hilarious story BRO, I can't contain my laughter

=(
dont insult paris hilton!

Srry, but someone has to take over for Barbra

OK...first of all I'd hope every agrees how annoying "sa1251" is which sitting regs and running like god. Second, how can I control what my hands type when I have "HU Poker steamed Tourette syndrome". Thirdly, I accomplished my goal in that SA1251 did not continue to sit me. Just words and I'm sure SA got over it....

Regarding ITRIED2WARNU quote...This nice and respectful gentleman absolutely triggered my HU POKER Tourette syndrome when he runs like god back to back games, so I declined third match... Then I ask him to have some respect as I declined the rematch and not sit me which most regs would have done...Also, there was an open table that he didn't sit until I sat....The dude continues to run like god and meanwhile I'm running horrid and tilty....as the night went on...the match started to even out...I will gladly welcome you to sit me if you think you have an edge...u shld take your profits and run stud.

lol you cant beat sa1251

LLLOLLL.... NO

Haha, 'omg raagggeeeee' everytime you lose then 'gg' everytime you win.

Heads up no limit holdem is the best game of all time. It's just epic on so many levels.

lol

@spankykirky

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/18.../#post31787078

hu4rollz?

you'd get more respect if you kept your FTP s/n when you moved to merge

+1

can we join together to put up $ to find out who this guy is? even with his hate towards me i love him <3

great troll

NOT every time...the Turrets only kicks on after many bad beats, horrid plays and constant brutalization by the poker gods. Also rarely gg's unless a decent sesh or battle.

goddam this sure is one funny story indeed

So I go to my friends house, and hes like BRO, I have a crazy story to tell you,
so he takes me into one of his bedrooms, and Im like, wtf, where did the light switch go (only gaping hole there)

hold on he says, let me tell you a story

He was playing around with his glock and proceeded to point it at a different friend,and showed him how the sights work by inserting a magazine and then slightly pulling on the slide and then pulling the trigger.

He does this about 4 times, and then aims at the light switch and RIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG, all of a sudden nobody can hear anything....

of course, as you realize now, he shot the lightswitch out.

What a ****ing idiot.

Moral of the story- don't point weapons at people unless you plan on killing them

too many cool story's itt

what gun was it though?

glock 19 Im pretty sure.

9mm round close range probably wont kill you unless it hits an artery or lung or heart, besides that youll be ok with proper medical attention

pp7

dual pp7