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Originally Posted by TheLusty
Meh, RBJ is alright. I mean, he has good taste in music and his Merge SN is the nutz but I hear he drinks Scotch. It is common knowledge true Americans drink Bourbon so he is summarily disqualified.
As a Canadian you are also disqualified. You probably drink that crappy stuff made north of the border which appears to be made by filtering maple sap through the tar sands and then fermenting in caribou hides or something. Then there's that whole Tim Horton's thing ... who-tf would actually eat something called "tim bits"???
Um, I drink Scotch too, so I guess I'm double-disqualified! I hate Canadian alcohol, strictly Scottish/Irish Scotch-Whiskey for me. And Tim Horton's, tim bits, yea, what a joke! If u come to Canada, you should try the maple syrup, the Alberta beef, Canadian bacon, hockey, and mostly, Canadian pussy (esp. French girls, they are ****in hot and easy).