@ PRIMO --- I just watched your 4 person $200 against DOC ---

PRICELESS fun. Have fun w/your BBQ : )

wtf is this reg night?

ricestud is taking all the games

plowking do you still play 1 game at a time?

yes

folding vs 3bets is so 2008 freakg

how old are you and what is your astrological sign?

25... aquarius

what is your favorite canadian province? and why.

hahaha stfu, you play turbos so you are a different kind of animal that wants to get it in the first 10 hands no matter what

yeah i have like two buttons "all-in" or "fold"

Ontario... because i grew up and live in toronto
and BC ... because i went to university there for 6 years... Whislter.. .and the chronic

thank you for your time mr. plowking.

with all due respect, your stats speak for themself, regardless of how our matches have gone. best of luck to you.

its plowking's well... haha

how do i get some douchebag to stop sitting me?

i'd never seen him up until 2 nights ago when he won 2-0 against me in the sickest way, hitting two with 23o aipf and stuff like that. he called me a donk and said he was going to search me and sure enough every time i reg'd he sat me. he's got good stats but he just gets ridiculously lucky and it tilted the **** out of me so i took 45mins off and when i came back i sat and hoped he was gone. but sure enough within 10seconds he'd sat me. i thought 'screw it, i'll just crush his soul and he should rack off.'

so i beat him a few times and he finally left me. apparently he was just gone for the night though because as soon as i started sitting yesterday he sat me again. the games end up going for ages and he delivers a few beats and we end up like 4-4 for the day or something. i thought i'd put up enough of a fight cause he didn't sit me but again, he must've just been away at the time cause last night he was sitting me again. i beat him first game and he declined and left.

and then today he's back! i go 3-2 on him at the 80s and he declines a rematch. the only reason i'm playing him is so that he'll stop hunting me cause i really don't think it's +EV for either of us. i asked him why he kept stalking me and got no response. i politely said that there were softer games and if he could stop sitting me that would be nice.

and then a few hours later... DOUCHE BAG IS BACK
he goes 3-0 at the 80's. and the way he wins just tilts me no end, he either sucks out or i get coolered like QQ AA aipf. so then i decide to go and sit at a $100 to see if he follows me there. sure enough, he does. i win and decline the rematch. then i decide to go and sit at a $50. sure enough, he follows me there too and delivers this beauty:


Full Tilt Poker $50 + $2.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): t1690 M = 56.33
RELENTLESS4WIN (BB): t1310 M = 43.67

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with 8 A
Hero raises to t60, RELENTLES*S4WIN raises to t160, Hero calls t100

Flop: (t320) 8 7 7 (2 players)
RELENT*LESS4WIN bets t290, Hero calls t290

Turn: (t900) 4 (2 players)
REL*ENTLESS4WIN bets t860 all in, Hero calls t860

River: (t2620) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2620
Hero shows 8 A (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
RELENTLE*SS4WIN shows 2 5 (a straight, Eight high)
RELEN*TLESS4WIN wins t2620

is there anything i can do to get him to piss off? any edge i do have is negated by the tilt i suffer when he dishes out beat after beat like the above. like i said, i've asked him to not sit me, i've taken hour long breaks, hell it's 3 days later and he's still sitting me!

i've accepted the fact that i might just have to put up with for a while and hopefully in the long run i'll win enough to not care about him, but as this is a rather long and frustrating route i thought i'd see if you guys had any short term suggestions?

Ok, I'm going to try to come back again. Hopefully the game won't keep kicking me in the face.

I lol'd

If you keep getting your money in ahead, and he's sucking out, what's the problem? Just keep playing well and get your money in good and the $ come. Sure he might be half-decent and your edge won't be as big, but the more you keep asking him, the more he'll keep sitting you because he knows it bothers you.

I'd wait to he was sitting, then you sit him and show him that you don't give a fc$% anymore and your happy to go to war

crush his soul, gl

^ at chump

and gl steve :P

when he sits you then just open another table and play another person while you play reaaaaally slow on his table and take forever full timebank every decision, he either tilts like a madman and keep sitting you forever in despite or leaves you alone. It is better if you dont say anything in the chat imo

All my opponents min3bet, so yeah, I call.

Sit other people's games.

Or do this.

haha that's exactly the problem. he keeps sucking out

i've never seen him sitting first but i get what you mean and that's why i kept accepting rematches from him, show him i didn't care and i was happy to play him.

hahaha i tried this. i was playing super slow on his table, but then guess who sat me on the other table i was reg'd for!! haha so then i gave him a double dose of the super slows but then felt like a douche after, i'd rather just beat him.

yeah agree i only said it after 2 days and after about 15 matches, haven't said anything since.

cheers for the replies, guess i'll just have to open up a can of man and put up with him for now haha.

Chump... Run better vs him imo.

Chump, that sucks. It's also funny as hell hahah. I'm actually laughing out loud right now. Of course, if I were in your position I'd be pissed too. At this point it seems all you can do is do your best to refrain from tilting. If he keeps getting his money in bad you'll come out ahead and he should leave you alone eventually. If not, you just take all his money. The key is just keep calm.

Hello guys, nice thread.

@Chumplestultz

I got the same problem few months ago against a regular on Cake. I entered in a war without knowing my opponents just to help a friend of mine. And one of these guys i was in war with started to sit me every time. in the begining i had 3-0 but then 0-3. i was so tilted... i was afraid to enter to a room because i didnt want him to sit me.

Anyway i managed to talk to him and apologies and withdraw from that war. We are friends now.

Wow.

nice to meet u paopao