yeah, super huge douche, if you have time for it just time down all your decisions too just to ruin his hour

And just as I was thinking "this thread has to die ASAP"

So epic!

There should be a sticky with just your songs mate!

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undertitle ? date ? seriously ?

plus thanks for all the positive feedback, really appreciate it.

nice song.

btw, I dont give a **** what people think about timing out opponents because Im earning $$$...

Like I already said, its not just about timing out you still need skills

yeh, fine motor skills to click call when after one hour and 35 minutes of villain shoving preflop you finally pick up aces.

Of course you need skills. You need skills to clean toilets, flip burgers or play guitar on the sidewalk as well. But some skills are harder than other to acquire. Poker(not talking about whatever it is you do) for meaningful money is somewhat difficult to learn. I'd place what you do somewhere between cleaning toilets and flipping burgers as far as difficulty goes.

LOL Joe is the man!

marco PM me when you move up we should play some turbos

I will play against him when I have too much time.

I'd make a deposit to stars and start joining all his games, but that'd just probably increase his hourly =(

Didn't read whole thread. But why do you time out? Just to piss off villains?

Just a friendly question, your graph is fenomenal offcourse!

he multitables the no blind increases, so they go on forever because he times out every move, check, call fold etc. basically to piss off villains who accidently register for the no blind increases, until they sitout, or just start shoving everyhand because they dont want to play him anymore

so stars doesn't do anything about these scumbags?

What is there to do? He is not violating the rules.

If you were good enough to beat the games just through skill, you wouldn't time down...so don't try to sell the timing down for anything but what it really is...a LAME tactic.

Well I would suggest Stars change the rules in a way to prevent people from accidentally registering in these at such a high rate and from people being able to utilize the timebank as a strategical asset to such an extent.

Options to accomplish that are probably numerous.

I don't think anybody is accusing him of cheating or anything or thinks he should be punished by Stars. They just think it's kind of shady that it's possible for people to make a lot of money this way.

I don't think Stars should really worry about getting rid of these either. The games probably last an hour on average and the same rake is being paid, all while you get people with massive edges on the average opponent. Add it all up, Stars makes way less on these games per fish dollar lost than probably any other game. And to boot, these games aren't very popular, besides guys like Marco, I would guess most of the action would completely dry up if they were aware that it's not out of the ordinary for one of these things to go 2-3 hours.

I really think it's terrible for stars to keep these going.. I would much rather see them introduce deepstack husngs...

"nice fold mersenneary" in that voice has been stuck in my head while playing all day.

just wait til you post a HH where you fold. it's gonna be filled with "nice fold mersenneary, you really used the time bank."

I will donate $50 to the first person ITT who posts a graph up money vs cowboymarco in a 100+ game sample size at the NBI increase.

Others should join because Im tempted to just play 20 tables vs him myself.

I never saw Cowboy buy I took on some of the 18% regs in the format tonight (albeit a little drunk and I think my many pee pee break, time downs upset them).

I lost count of how many times they asked to chop but I thought about the saying of the cobra kai in the Karate Kid: "Strike hard, strike first, no mercy sir!" (AKA No damn chops!)

I only slowed them down though, we need a group effort to beat them.

Thanks for the guys that railed, hope you enjoyed the matches!

If we all devote an hour a day each, we'll get em. Power in numbers!

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If we all devote an hour each day, we'll each give them another $10/day.

I disagree.

I played these games drunk whilst also watching lock stock and two smoking barrels and was not once put to a test. This is always reassuring when you play a guy who's up $85,000 with a long term ROI of 18% in HU.

We CAN do this!

Who's with me?

(Starting an NBI revolt)