seriously dude , I grind those micro games daily , for hours , it was a good answer to someones question. what is so funny about it ?

and really FD + 1 over = 12 outs roughly 48% , hero also had a spade so only 8 outs for FD - making roughly 44%.

I have no idea what this means, but I love this quote.

yep , this guy plays the 5$ so even if I play the 2$ I will make a stand.
though still no PM from him yet

plus I figure if he spends his time making fun of people he is probably not good at poker.

yes dude , I will also one step at a time play PL holdem , MTT , cash games , omaha , pl omaha - cuz it will make me a better poker player.

and I play the 1$ cuz I dont have much $.

not so funny now eh ?

i love this thread.

the fact that they're legitimate is what makes them funny :P

by the way , for any of you who make fun of the 1$ games: there is no shame in playing 1$ , right now I am playing a 1$ 99 man satelite granting the first 30 people a full tilt step 1 ticket.

In this 1$ turney also plays full tilt pro Joe Beevers and full tilt pro Gabriela Hill. Come and see if u don't believe me.

are they 1 tabling? you do know that FTP pros get paid to play on the site though right?

nothing personal was meant, im sure, its all in good fun like he said at the begining. people get frustrated because you post a TON of hands that are all very similar and you never seem to listen to advice. i dig that fact that your proud and that your challenging him to hu4rollz, but thats really not condusive to anything (and really kinda lol because you both play the micros). i personally admire how much time your putting into learning poker and im sure that one day ull be really good if u keep at it. again, all of this was just in fun and he could have picked anybody from the forum to poke fun at (currently its ronin talken), and it happened to be you because you post so much.

p.s. stick to learning one game for now and one form of it. once u get baller at that then learn the others, otherwise it will take much longer to get very good, and the real money comes at the top. i.e. you could learn MTTs, husngs, cash, and plo and become decent at all of them, and understand the fundamentals, but youll be at the midstakes or so; or you could stick to husngs, become a boss at em, get to the nosebleeds and really master the game and make sick $ and then every other game you learn after that is much easier. hope that made sense, cus im pretty drunk

everyone has to start somewhere. i started at the $1 husngs on FT even when I was playing the $24 90 mans and making about 500 a week. no shame in it at all.

and that most of them are lol bad.

man i dont hate u for playing 1$s u got it all wrong, i played 1$ before, everyone gotta start something, but its "funny" because u post it in the wrong section, if ur looking for a HU study buddy u also dont go post in the MTT forum for it do yah?

this thread is funny, but if i just becomes the same photos spammed with different quotes then it may lose some of its magic.

"Singlehandedly", "Simultaneously"...I love the impression of a force of nature whirling through the table, leaving a wake of destruction, and then moving on to blow away the next house.

I don't get what's so embarrassing about what he said. It was clearly just humorous hyperbole. How different is it from Aejones saying he's running people off the streets? because Aejones is a much better player?

Pokerfun, try to be a good sport about it ok? It's shouldn't be news to you that people think what you say is ridiculous.

A lot of us do admire your persistence in playing, even if you seem to make the same mistakes over and over. From reading your posts, you mention that you play these marathon heads up sessions, and you probably make these mistakes because you play for so long.

Other posters said nice stuff to you, and I feel the same way about you. I'll PM you too.


Yeah I know what ya mean, but fwiw that's why I did them all in a row at once, so that someone new to reading it can just get all of them in one shot.

Sol, I know the context can be lost but this actually represents how he said it very well. Not ONE bit sarcastically. If he wasn't a coach and wasn't trying to get free husng.com videos, I would have just laughed about it to myself.

Well I wasn't there, so I can't really comment, and you may be right, but he seemed like an okay guy and decent at poker from what I know so I thought I'd throw that side of it out there at least.

HU4Rollz is such -ev against pokerfun. If someone accepts with a $1k roll against his $10 he is getting like 100/1. Nobody can over come these odds, or did you have all this figured already pokerfun, very clever imo.

why is this thread not 5 stars? u ppl r lazy

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Voted 5 stars.

Voted.

I think my vote made this 5*