Thursday's Session:
Started out like....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36OHZ51o2qo
When we stuffed a dirty panties sniffing nit in the back of our trunk when we raised 66 from UTG to $25 and he just flatted with AK.
Flop came Ad 6d 4c and we lead out $55 into a 4 way pot. Nit spazzed and made it $200. We ripped it all in because if a diamond fell on turn we'd probably get no more action. The Nit quickly called.The look of terror in his eyes as we revealed our set of sixes and slammed the trunk closed on his lifeless body was very satisfying.
So, we went up around $600 early in the session.
The next seven hours of play after can be described with one picture.
Straight jobbing.
We still managed to pull out a win, though.
+$170.00 in 8 hours.
Friday's Session:
I'll just pick a song to symbolize the destruction I did to the insects that sat beside me tonight at my table.
Bleed, their bankrolls did.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmvjQrWPsC0
Beams of fire sweep through my head
Thrusts of pain increasingly engaged
Sensory receptors succumb
I am no one now only agony
My crimson liquid so frantically spilled
The ruby fluid of life unleashed
Ripples ascend to the surface of my eyes
Their red pens drawing at random, at will
A myriad pains begotten in their wake
The bastard spawn of a mutinous self
The regurgitation of my micro nemesis
Salivating red at the prospect of my ruin, my doom
Malfunction the means for its ascent
Bloodletting the stringent voice to beckon my soul
So futile any resisting tension
As death-induced mechanics propel its growth
The implement, the device of my extinction
The terminating clockwork of my gleeful bane
The definitive scourge of its mockery
The end-art instruments lethality attained
Heed - it commands, heed my will
Bleed - it says, bleed you will
Falling into the clarity of undoing
Scornful gods haggle for my soul
Minds eye flickers and vellicates as I let go
Taunting whispers accompany my deletion
A sneering grin, the voice of my reaper
Chanting softly the song of depletion
+$1,395.00. in 5 hours
Figured you'd all want me to cash out since I had more than 10% of our bankroll on the table.
"The People's Bankroll" is now at $6,875.00.